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marja (sinner) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 22 January 2008 at 13:04
#39,482
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
If you’re burning infidels, do you think you could find space for a couple of Polish R Kelly fans…I keep trying to feed them to the walrus, but he’s having none of it…
Posted on Tue, 22 January 2008 at 14:09
#39,483
caffeinebomb wrote:
I used to be able to do I believe I can Fly in sign language.
Not a particularly useful skill to have unless you’re trying to get yourself sectioned by a deaf psychiatrist
Posted on Tue, 22 January 2008 at 23:28
#39,484
mrs h wrote:
Why can’t you do it any more? Did you forget, or are you in a straightjacket?
I don’t think burning infidels is the way forward, but perhaps burning incense is? We could all meditate for a few hours and see if Gav or your inner selves reveal any truths :) Those of you who can still cross your legs can start now whilst I light the candles. Mr Bomb, just do your best. And remember that when you are meditating you are supposed to empty your mind, not fill it with shoes :)
*shuts curtains*
*lights candles and joss sticks*
*starts reading up the Help the Aged guide to the Lotus position*
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 08:08
#39,485
marja (sinner) wrote:
I have to go to a job interview in a few minutes and I’m nervous as hell. And I don’t understand why because I already descided I don’t want it. I’m only going because I don’t want to jeopardise any futur possibilities with this headhhunters agency that arranged the interview. Why am I this NERVOUS???!!!!
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 13:25
#39,486
mrs h wrote:
In case you muck it up and look foolish and don’t get offered the job? Or in case you do get offered the job and don’t know what to say?
Good luck anyway :)XX
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 13:37
#39,487
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
What’s with the hippie attire mrs h? And why are you burning bamboo kebab skewers?
You been smoking the tumbleweed again???
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 14:38
#39,488
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
It’s better than smoking the Grumbleweeds…
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 17:25
#39,489
mrs h wrote:
That was a one off :mad:
This “hippie attire” was very fashionable last time I went out. Although I have to admit the bandana is rather getting on my nerves ..
*stumbles into flaming stick*
*pokes eye out*
*catches fire*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 19:07
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The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
Tsk…it’s only a flaming stick…when I were a lad we used to dream of falling on a flaming stick…we had to make do with a smouldering twig…
Posted on Fri, 25 January 2008 at 00:40
#39,491
mrs h wrote:
*hands Kog the charred remains of a stick. With an eye on it*
*picks scabs off burns*
F**king GMers. Lazy bunch of good for nothings. I’ll get myself to hospital then …
Posted on Fri, 25 January 2008 at 18:09
#39,492
mrs h wrote:
*begins the ritual to summon up Gav, Heysatan and Hooch’s Mum*
*makes the sign of the Mother, the son and the holy toast*
*sends message to High Priest Divers*
Well if you all want her to die she can at least have the last rites :(
Posted on Sat, 26 January 2008 at 14:19
#39,493
Taunty Dan wrote:
she bloody well can’t. :mad: are you mad? they’re the last ones!! what will do for rites round here if she has ‘em away, eh? EH?
Posted on Sat, 26 January 2008 at 15:09
#39,494
mrs h wrote:
If you think I’m going to let GM die without even a blessing and a sacrificial supper you are … Oh hang on a minute - I see why you’re worried. The things you are thinking about aren’t the Last Rites, they’re Chocolate Hob-Nobs :)
Posted on Sat, 26 January 2008 at 16:27
#39,495
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
what will do for rites round here if she has ‘em away, eh? EH?
Then they’ll be the rites away…
Posted on Sat, 26 January 2008 at 18:12 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 07:59 (Corrected use of quotes)
#39,496
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
If we’re having a last supper, can we get that dutch bloke to paint it?…failing that, I know a spaniard with one leg who’ll do it for a tenner…
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 14:02
#39,497
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
That’s a spaniel. And the RSPCA will have a fit when they find out he’s missing three legs.
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 14:48
#39,498
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
I was wondering why he took more of an interest in the smouldering stick than me…
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 15:05
#39,499
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Well if he likes sticks, give him a paint brush. We’ll just say it’s ‘modern’ ;)
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 15:14
#39,500
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
I still can’t explain the sombrero however…
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 15:26
#39,501
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Well, some say it’s a type of wide-brimmed hat.
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 18:10
#39,502
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
‘Some’ also thought it was a good idea to invade Poland…what’s your point?…
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 18:49
#39,503
Taunty Dan wrote:
i don’t think the “wide brimmed hat” theory is the work of the nazis. I think they sat out that particular meeting. Shame, they missed the cake and everything.
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 19:36
#39,504
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Well, some say it’s a type of wide-brimmed hat.
LOL :D
Don’t be silly. It’s an ice-cream.
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 20:12 in reply to an earlier post
#39,505
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
Oh forget it!…we’ll just get the Dutch bloke…
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 21:23
#39,506
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
The Wrong Type of Ladder… wrote:
That, like invading Poland, the sombrero can be explained, but never justified?
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 23:31 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Tue, 29 January 2008 at 06:58 (Corrected use of quotes)
#39,507
Divers (Simon) wrote:
So whats going on in here then, haven’t checked in since… well i just haven’t checked in. Is everyone good?
Posted on Tue, 29 January 2008 at 09:56
#39,508
marja (sinner) wrote:
simon, man, we need someone to liven up the place. Could you do a silly dance? I think it would help
Posted on Tue, 29 January 2008 at 10:18
#39,509
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I though i was banned from dancing because of the last time… the carnage, the bloodshed. Foxtrot tuesday they called it, i still have flashbacks and that young girl may never walk again! I don’t know if i’m brave enough.
how are you?
Posted on Tue, 29 January 2008 at 10:29
#39,510
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You weren’t banned, you just had some points put on your licence.
Posted on Tue, 29 January 2008 at 10:41
