#39,541
mrs h wrote:
No - I always crave meat and peanuts when it’s getting bear a full moon. Although the other night I was rather pissed and decided it would be a great idea to make a cheese, guacamole and veggie bacon bits sandwich. It was nice at the time, but I didn’t half feel sick in the morning :(
Posted on Fri, 1 February 2008 at 21:05
#39,542
mrs h wrote:
near. Not bear. *blushes*
Posted on Fri, 1 February 2008 at 21:06
#39,543
Dennis wrote:
meat and peanuts? At the same time?! Is that the roast dinner option for someone who is umming and ahing about becoming veggie? “Nut cutlet…beef..nut cutlet…beef…Can’t I just have nutty beef..?”
Posted on Fri, 1 February 2008 at 21:08
#39,544
mrs h wrote:
Not at the same time - one after the other in rapid succession for 48 hours usually does the trick :) I guess I must need the protein …
Posted on Fri, 1 February 2008 at 21:10
#39,545
Dennis wrote:
Yeah, you must need the protein.
Or a decent recipe book.
Posted on Fri, 1 February 2008 at 21:12
#39,546
mr self destruct wrote:
Do you turn into a bear at full moon, mrs h?
Posted on Fri, 1 February 2008 at 21:12
#39,547
mrs h wrote:
I’m a bit podgy to be a wolf :(
Posted on Fri, 1 February 2008 at 21:14
#39,548
mr self destruct wrote:
If a silver bullet kills a werewolf, what kills a werebear?
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 17:42
#39,549
mr self destruct wrote:
Not that I want to kill you I should add :)
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 17:44
#39,550
mrs h wrote:
Thank you :)
I’m not entirely sure, but I suspect it would be a silver tin of John West poached salmon, although this would require at least a 1 bore shotgun if you were to actually shoot the werebear. (I don’t know how to describe a gun that is bigger than 1 bore :S). Alternatively you could just poke the tin down its windpipe :)
On an almost entirely seperate topic - Why the f**k are John West allowed to call that pink slop ‘salmon’? I love salmon, but i can’t eat that greasy disgusting flavourless pap …
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 19:48
#39,551
mr self destruct wrote:
It would probably be easier and less dangerous to place the tin of salmon in a sock and whack the werebear over the head with it.
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 19:53
#39,552
mrs h wrote:
That would be asking for trouble. Have you any idea how huge those things are? Even if you could reach it would have already devoured you by the time you managed to get your sock off …
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 19:55
#39,553
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:00
#39,554
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:03
#39,555
mr self destruct wrote:
OK - I’ll whack that annoying child instead.
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:06
#39,556
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Can we break the “correct use of quotes” rule in this thread? Are we safe?
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:07 in reply to an earlier post
#39,557
mrs h wrote:
This is Gracious Me. I think we can do what we like as long as we don’t break anything and keep up with the rent :)
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:16
#39,558
mr self destruct wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Can we break the “correct use of quotes” rule in this thread? Are we safe?
Then let the chaos commence!
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:17 in reply to an earlier post
#39,559
mrs h wrote:
*waits for Sammy to impress us with his chaotic quoting*
*twiddles quotes*
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:26
#39,560
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I’m a bit podgy to be a wolf :(
Maybe you should stop eating so much salmon!
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:27 in reply to an earlier post
#39,561
mrs h wrote:
And peanuts. And meat. And did I mention the Marmite? :(
I don’t think it would be a good idea for me to be slimmer. I’m so ridiculously beautiful that if I wasn’t a bit round everyone would be so jealous it would be dangerous for me to go out of the house ;)
*washes down a 6lb salmon with 3 pints of Cottleigh Tawny*
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:31
#39,562
mr self destruct wrote:
Is it me or has the Death Race thread gone weird?
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:38
#39,563
mrs h wrote:
It went very very weird - I just posted about it.
Maybe it’s haunted by Jeremy Beadle? :eek:
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:41
#39,564
mr self destruct wrote:
This prank’s got his small hand all over it
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:42
#39,565
mrs h wrote:
But maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to point the finger …
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:45
#39,566
mr self destruct wrote:
It’s either him or Suharto, and he’s probably burning in the pit rather than trapped in Purgatory playing annoying pranks on the living
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 20:47
#39,567
mrs h wrote:
It could be anyone on the death race thread. Maybe Michael Winner died just at that moment, and came to punish me for getting so many points?
Still at least we aren’t doing running ‘hand’ gags :)
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 21:07
#39,568
mr self destruct wrote:
Do you think Beadle shook hands using his small hand?
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 21:09
#39,569
mrs h wrote:
No - I think he would have raised his thumb to his nose and wiggled his fingers :p
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 21:11
#39,570
mr self destruct wrote:
His little thumb and little fingers?
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 21:13
