#9,691
deadsetgav wrote:
They are too casual. They are not hardcore enough to be funny! have you drunk all the wine? :D
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:14
#9,692
mr self destruct wrote:
Yeah. And two and a half cans. Strangely enough, I’m in a fairly good mood…
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:16
#9,693
deadsetgav wrote:
Rock and roll - I was really decadent tonight and had a glass or two of coke and a handfull of pringles.
once you pop, you just cant stop.
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:17
#9,694
mr self destruct wrote:
Once you plink, you just can’t stop drink (ing).
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:18
#9,695
deadsetgav wrote:
:D you fucking mentalist…
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:20
#9,696
mr self destruct wrote:
That’s tomorrow mate, at the Alec Empire gig :)
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:21
#9,697
deadsetgav wrote:
I read your thesis on “what the bleep is real metal” by the way - very insightful and provocative :D
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:21
#9,698
deadsetgav wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
That’s tomorrow mate, at the Alec Empire gig :)
Should be a laugh - where is it at anyway?
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:24
#9,699
mr self destruct wrote:
I like to think I’m always on hand to proffer a thoughtful and intellectual point of view…and then I think, fuck it, it’s a South African getting a bit arsey about American music…who cares? :D
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:24
#9,700
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Should be a laugh - where is it at anyway?
It’s in a pub back room mate - Joseph’s Well, smallest venue in Leeds - will be mental! If you’re up for it, my mates are just getting tickets on the door…
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:26
#9,701
deadsetgav wrote:
Indeed - Like shooting fish in a barrel :D
I would love to stop and chat but its the first day back at work in 2 weeks tomorrow… I should go and get some shut eye - but in reality what will happen is I am going to go and lie in bed thinking about how angry my job makes me and stew on it for a few hours until I am too mad to sleep, I will then go in tomorrow really tense and wound up, looking for a fight…
I can see it now:
“You looking at me you cunt? I dont care if you are a director… step outside you two faced twat!” :rolleyes:
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:29
#9,702
deadsetgav wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
It’s in a pub back room mate - Joseph’s Well, smallest venue in Leeds - will be mental! If you’re up for it, my mates are just getting tickets on the door…
Promised to go round to my ladies tomorrow night or I would - I’ve never been to Josephs Well, but I have been to the cockpit a fair few times!
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:30
#9,703
mr self destruct wrote:
So a night of Alec Empire is the perfect antidote :D
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:31
#9,704
deadsetgav wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
So a night of Alec Empire is the perfect antidote :D
Probably would - or I can sit with the missus looking through the jobs pages ;)
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:32
#9,705
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:32
#9,706
deadsetgav wrote:
Its got that bad - I even had a look on the interweb to see if the fucking filth were recruiting.
What was I thinking? I mean I hate my job but I dont hate myself…
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:33
#9,707
mr self destruct wrote:
You love the coppers mate, go for it ;)
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:34
#9,708
deadsetgav wrote:
I really want to spray someone with CS gas… that way I could get paid for it :D
The jobs not for me I dont think.
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:36
#9,709
mr self destruct wrote:
I have momentarily considered going for it myself - purely so I could be the bentest copper the world has ever known.
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:39
#9,710
deadsetgav wrote:
We should do it at the same time… “Police Cuntstables!”
We could become alco-plods like Tosh Lines and Jim Carver… pissed on the beat!
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:42
#9,711
deadsetgav wrote:
Within 2 years we could run all the girls, drugs and gambling in Leeds… I might even get good at cards!
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:44
#9,712
mr self destruct wrote:
There’s easier ways mate…
Posted on Mon, 10 October 2005 at 22:46
#9,713
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 08:43
#9,714
mr self destruct wrote:
I can’t believe this, the Job Centre just sent me the details of two jobs - as a plasterer! Now I’ve been plastered many times, but not once have I done any plastering!
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 09:19
#9,715
Poque Mahone wrote:
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 09:22
#9,716
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Well thats says it all;) so are you going to take the jobs:)
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 09:49
#9,717
mr self destruct wrote:
Could do, though if I were a person wanting my walls carefully plastered, I wouldn’t let me within a ten mile radius of them. They’d probably end up looking like the fucking Alps.
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 09:54
#9,718
Divers (Simon) wrote:
it could become the new style, none flat walls. It will be all the rage in a few years you wait and see:) Fucking painful when your pissed and fall into the wall though!
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 09:56
#9,719
mr self destruct wrote:
Yeah man, I’ll just stroll into a house, “OK madam, I’m not sure whether you watch those home improvement programmes on the telly, but ‘none flat’ walls are all the rage right now. The height of fashion. Your neighbours will be well jealous. I’d love a cup of tea.” *sits down with paper*
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 10:04
#9,720
Poque Mahone wrote:
Or try it this way:” Ok,madam. Would you like to share this joint*sits down and roll the paper* I fancy a fuck now but at first we could have a nice cup of tea”. At least it makes it more interesting.
Posted on Tue, 11 October 2005 at 11:29
