Wall of Mouths

At least he’s never forgotten his Sheffield roots. No matter who he plays, he turns them into a Yorkshireman. He could play Idi Amin, and he’d still be as Yorkshire as a whippet and a Yorkshire pudding.

Nope, he never forgets his roots. And he won’t let us forget them, either.

Look at this photo of him:

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He has the sort of smugness you can only get from being payed fuck-knows-how-much to convince people that there’s a Yorkshireman in every city of the world. He’s thinking ‘Look at me, I’m a dickhead, but at least I’m fucking rolling it in’. Fair enough, in something like When Saturday Comes which is set in Yorkshire, it makes sense, but Troy? Fucking Troy? Jesus Christ, words have not been invented to describe how stupid that is.

deadsetgav wrote:

He’s a cunt

Don’t hold back Gav, tell us how you really feel.

I think we should start the Wombles Against Sean Bean club or something like that.

I’d like to see that scene where Sean Bean gets shot in the face in Equilibrium close-up and in slow-motion. Oh, and I’d like it to be re-enacted in real-life with an uzi. Maybe an M16.

If we could snuff his agent that would mean he might not star in anything I would want to see again. I mean, he’s a better actor (yes, hear me out) than a lot of the ones I see on TV soaps, the only problem is he keeps starring in stuff I want to see like the Islaond. Hmmm…

I can’t remember what his voice is like (probably a good thing). What titles has he done as audio books?

Hmm… his agent… I see a plan forming :cool:

Yorkshire accents are cool man.

Hey, I like Yorkshire accents. But I’m prepared to make an exception for Sean Bean, because he’s a cunt, and also it’s his inability to use another accent that makes him such a cunt.

I’m sure that killing Sean Bean is legal. It’d be a mercy killing.

deadsetgav wrote:

He has kept the soft Northern accent of his childhood: ‘I like the way I talk. I don’t see why I should change it even when I need to for a role.”

That’s more like it :D

that’s the wife from Nip Tuck, right? Damn she’s hot, although she looks a bit old now.

I met her ex-husband a few months back. He’s the head of Working Title (Nick Bevan). Suffice it to say, I’m incredibly envious.

No, I was surrounded by film nerds that wanted to ask him if they could send him their scripts.

And here’s a picture of Jolie R and The Bean in said programme.

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

Being non-native english speaker i have no idea how the yorkshire accent sounds like…so i kinda like Sean Bean :D

*preapares to defend himself (probably to be beaten)*

Yeah, but I don’t watch Emmerdale. None of those hacks manage to get parts in good films like Equilibrium or Goldeneye. It’s like my annoyance at Pete Doherty. Sure there are worse musicians out there, but none that are in the press as much as he is.

Tell me about it :mad:

I wouldn’t be so annoyed if it weren’t for the fact that his music is shit. It’s just a bunch of basic chords and lyrics. You can kind of get away with being a complete prick rock star if you’ve got the songs to back it up, like Axl Rose during the ‘Appetite’-era Guns’n’Roses, but when you’re just some talentless pasty-faced junkie, it doesn’t quite hold water.