…or, “how Sam’s fun day out turned into a living nightmare”
The day was going so well, Sam and his chums had enjoyed Towers Of London, Iggy Pop, and NoFX amongst others. Feeling rather tired but not being in possession of any real drugs, and too stoned to find some, Sam and chums decide to invest in some ‘herbal highs’. “They’re safer than chemicals,” says Sam, “let’s get a shitload of herbal speed!”
Fast forward two hours, Sam and his chums are all projectile vomiting whilst Marilyn Manson plays in the background and 70,000 rock lunatics are having a wail of a time. Sam and chums have to leave halfway during Iron Maiden’s set suffering from stomach cramps as they all think they’re about to die.
The moral of the story is, don’t ever touch ‘herbal highs’. They are pure evil.
Posted on Sat, 27 August 2005 at 16:30
