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Started by Unrequited_lad in Chit-Chat

Just to whack the nerdiness up another notch :D

This will rapidly degenerate into a ‘who can quote Red Dwarf the most?’ contest, but there’s nothing wrong ith that.

‘Smeeeeeeeg Heeeeeeeeead!’

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:28

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#1

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

well you got there first, i assumed the same thing. the whole “i can quote more lines than you” type stuff. anyway, erm, to start on a reasonably useful note, favourite series? favourite episode? favourite character / baddie of the week? classic line?

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:31

#2

Unrequited_lad wrote:

Favourite series… Hmm, probably five.

Favourite episode would have to be Quarantine.

Favourite character has to be Kryten, favourite one-off character would be Legion.

Classic line? Christ, too many, but my favourite would have to be ‘Kryten, step up to red alert!’ ‘Are you absolutely sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb.’

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:35

#3

30seconds wrote:

Don’t any of you think for a minute this will take over the doctor who thread ;)
:p

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:35

#4

Unrequited_lad wrote:

Bastard, Red Dwarf can take Doctor Who any day *Snorts nerdily*

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:38

#5

30seconds wrote:

Not if me and Daryl have anything to do with it ;)
*Bribes hooch with 20 quid note to delete thread*

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:39

#6

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

my favourite series would also be 5, closely followed by 3

favourite episode would probably be demons and angels or (quite rightly) quarantine.

kryten, yes of course. it has to be. other character would be queeg.

classic line (referring to holly’s IQ) “it has a six in it, but it’s not six thousand”

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:40

#7

Unrequited_lad wrote:

30seconds wrote:

Not if me and Daryl have anything to do with it ;)
*Bribes hooch with 20 quid note to delete thread*

You… You… You complete and utter smeghead!

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:40

#8

msd wrote:

Geeks!

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:41

#9

30seconds wrote:

*takes Unrequiteds lunch money…hehe*
Geeks!! :p

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:42

#10

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

my other favourite line ever:

holovirus rimmer: “i’m sitting here in a gingham dress… and army boots, and you theres nothing un-amiss?

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:42

#11

Unrequited_lad wrote:

Ah yes, Queeg… what I consider to be the first ‘classic’ episode. Don’t get me wrong, I like the first two series, but I think that, by comparison to what came later, they’re just not as good.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:42

#12

Unrequited_lad wrote:

30seconds wrote:

*takes Unrequiteds lunch money…hehe*
Geeks!! :p

Gimboid.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:43

#13

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

Geeks!

from you that’s actually quite polite. you’ve called me much worse.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:47

#14

Unrequited_lad wrote:

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but we’re now arguing about which is better - Red Dwarf or Doctor Who. Perhaps we should go and get a life, and maybe do something more productive…

Because we all know Red Dwarf is so much better.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:52

#15

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

well it’s not that i hate doctor who, but i love red dwarf. it’s a simple hierarchy. i don’t like peas either but i don’t wish them not to exist.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:54

#16

Unrequited_lad wrote:

I don’t dislike Doctor Who either, but I must show absolute loyalty to ‘the Dwarf’.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 19:55

#17

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

‘Schopenhauer was right, don’t you think? That life without pain has no meaning. Gentlemen, I would like to give your lives meaning.’

Not my favourite quote. Just a relevant one for you all you Doctor Who Naysayers. :p

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:22

#18

Unrequited_lad wrote:

Pretty good. But I’ll take ‘ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI???!!!’ any day…

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:26

#19

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

‘Schopenhauer was right, don’t you think? That life without pain has no meaning. Gentlemen, I would like to give your lives meaning.’

lister: why can’t we ever meet anyone nice
cat: why can’t we ever meet anyone who shoots straight?

and also misanthropologist it’s “…gentlemen, i WISH to give your life meaning”

cos i’m not sad at all, honest :D

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:36

#20

30seconds wrote:

not_that_kind_of_guy wrote:

lister: why can’t we ever meet anyone nice
cat: why can’t we ever meet anyone who shoots straight?

and also misanthropologist it’s “…gentlemen, i WISH to give your life meaning”

:eek:
And I thought you were cool

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:37

#21

Unrequited_lad wrote:

Grind those balls, sir, grind them like you’ve never ground before!

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:39

#22

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

30seconds wrote:

:eek:
And I thought you were cool

he says with all his, cough splutter, doctor who-ness :)

and also, me? cool? wherever did you get such a silly notion from?

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:39

#23

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

not_that_kind_of_guy wrote:

and also misanthropologist it’s “…gentlemen, i WISH to give your life meaning”

heheh, I thought I’d got it wrong, but I couldn’t remember it.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:45

#24

30seconds wrote:

not_that_kind_of_guy wrote:

he says with all his, cough splutter, doctor who-ness :)

and also, me? cool? wherever did you get such a silly notion from?

I assumed you were with a good music taste ;)
MBA anyone

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:46

#25

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

30seconds wrote:

I assumed you were with a good music taste ;)
MBA anyone

good music taste and good sci-fi taste aren’t really that related as far as i can tell. aye, i know we had a whole thread to ourselves about MBA and (for anyone else who is interested MBA are great). just cos you’ve got nice hair and shiny white teeth. i’ll stop now. :)

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 20:52

#26

msd wrote:

not_that_kind_of_guy wrote:

from you that’s actually quite polite. you’ve called me much worse.

OK, you miserable geeky cunt :)

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 21:51

#27

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

OK, you miserable geeky cunt :)

that’s still poor by your standards.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 22:10

#28

msd wrote:

What on Earth have I called you, then?!

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 22:11

#29

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

What on Earth have I called you, then?!

i can’t work out how to quote things from different threads, but this one sticks out:

You are a paedophile. You are a nonce. You’re a perv. You’re a slot badger. You’re a two pinned-in plug. You’re a bush dodger. You’re a small bean regarder. You’re a unabummer. You’re a nut administrator. You’re a bent ref. You’re The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You’re a fence vole. You’re a free willy. You’re a chimney bottler. You’re a bunty man. You’re a shrub rocketeer.

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 22:34

#30

msd wrote:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :p

I’ve got to get out of this place, I’m going madder. Laters all :)

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 22:40

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