Funny team names for quiz night at the pub on Wall of Mouths

Funny team names for quiz night at the pub

Everytime on quiz night at the local pub we’re sitting there, brilliantly scoring 9 correct answers out of 20 and we can never come up with an original and funny team name. That’s why I turn to you for some suggestions, so next time I can pretend they’re mine and get all the admiration for being such a funny guy.

By the way, the last time there was a team called “I sniffed Kate Moss’ crack”, which I thought was quite nice.

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 02:47

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Andy D wrote:

We once competed with the name “Sympathy For Den Duvel” but I guess that would only be funny in Belgium.

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 03:42

up_in_flames (Tom) wrote:

I can’t help you out on this one Superunknown as me and my friends are down at the charley p’s on mondays quite often too. And I surley won’t give away our brilliant, witty, funny and stolen name. :p

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 08:50

Simon (Simon) wrote:

John Paul and the popettes

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 09:59

Superunknown wrote:

up_in_flames wrote:
I can’t help you out on this one Superunknown as me and my friends are down at the charley p’s on mondays quite often too. And I surley won’t give away our brilliant, witty, funny and stolen name. :p

I prefer thursdays at the Shebeen. Haven’t been to Chaley’s in a long while.

Posted on Sun, 2 October 2005 at 01:41

Superunknown wrote:

Just wanted to let you know: our name won tonight! Yippie!

Posted on Fri, 28 October 2005 at 02:32

McKekS wrote:

Superunknown wrote:
Just wanted to let you know: our name won tonight! Yippie!

and what was your name?

Posted on Fri, 28 October 2005 at 08:33

up_in_flames (Tom) wrote:

Superunknown wrote:
Just wanted to let you know: our name won tonight! Yippie!

wasn’t there sorry. perhaps next time :)

Posted on Fri, 28 October 2005 at 15:11

punkwack (Tijn) wrote:

Title: fc bal van de scheids af..!

only for dutch related fans.. :)

cheers

Posted on Sun, 30 October 2005 at 15:47

Idlevice2 wrote:

We called our team ‘Meet Meat’ last time… it’s funny loistening to the guy call it out… just try reading it out loud.

Posted on Sun, 6 November 2005 at 00:54

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Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:

Our team is always called “the dying cats” cos thats a phrase we use to describe someone who is hungover, annoying, thick, or any combination of these traits.

Posted on Mon, 7 November 2005 at 13:49

#11

Idlevice2 wrote:

Monday night we were ‘Craic Horse’… came last.

Posted on Wed, 9 November 2005 at 14:00

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Superunknown wrote:

McKekS wrote:
and what was your name?

Sorry for the late reply. Our name had to do with the evening’s bonus question. The question was: “What was the longest timespan a chicken lived after having been decapitated?” (correct answer was 15 months I think)

To show our pity with the poor chicken we called ourselves “Give head to the cock”.

Posted on Thu, 10 November 2005 at 01:53

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Joel (Joel Wreford) wrote:

Our name was once:

“I just lost to a girl with no legs at a strawberry picking contest. Jammy cunt.”

Deffo random!

Posted on Sat, 12 November 2005 at 16:42

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pete gusher wrote:

“vaginal discharge” is the best we could come up with

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 10:16

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MR POO! wrote:

some names we’ve had in the past

Bloody Rectum
I just farted
Jesus, MAry and Joseph
Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead
Mouthful of Diarehha

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 10:50

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MR POO! wrote:

Superunknown wrote:
Sorry for the late reply. Our name had to do with the evening’s bonus question. The question was: “What was the longest timespan a chicken lived after having been decapitated?” (correct answer was 15 months I think)

To show our pity with the poor chicken we called ourselves “Give head to the cock”.

surly a chicken cant live for 15 months wihtout a head. How would it eat for fucks sake?

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 10:51

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Idlevice2 wrote:

MR POO! wrote:
surly a chicken cant live for 15 months wihtout a head. How would it eat for fucks sake?

Well, you could Google it..

The head wasn’t totally severed off… I think they drip-fed it or something… I know I’ve heard of this chicken before.

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 14:17

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Idlevice2 wrote:
I know I’ve heard of this chicken before.

Yeah, wasn’t it one of the contestants on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here? Sounds like the sort of big name they’d use. ;)

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 14:21

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White Psycho wrote:

I’ve worked the quiz night at my pub a few times and one of the good ones was “Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off”

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 15:07

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Help needed - am now in the pub quiz at work tomorrow night but we need a name - ideally continuing the theme from past quizzes where we have been:

O for awesome
K for Clever
J for Genius
E for Idiot

Any of you bright sparks got any ideas?

Posted on Mon, 29 November 2010 at 14:43

#21

Gav wrote:

Not really related to your theme, but one of the best team names I’ve seen in ages was Quiz Akabusi

Posted on Mon, 29 November 2010 at 17:55

#22

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

We won the last quiz I went to, our team name was Tenacle Porn Frog, but I can’t for the life of me remember why.

Posted on Mon, 29 November 2010 at 18:54

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

S for Psycho?
R for Wrong?

Posted on Mon, 29 November 2010 at 18:56

#24

MisterHoppy wrote:

Quiz Akabusi

Hahaha, that is quality.

Posted on Mon, 29 November 2010 at 19:03 in reply to an earlier post

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:
S for Psycho?
R for Wrong?

Ha ha, thanks Sarah, I will put those to the rest of the team… unless we get snowed off, which is currently looking plausible

Posted on Mon, 29 November 2010 at 19:41 in reply to an earlier post

#26

Cuchulain wrote:

In the last pub quiz our gang was down as the GPT ( Guinness Promotion Team ).

The company itself would probably not have been too impressed with our ‘performance’.

Posted on Tue, 30 November 2010 at 15:58

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

We ended up being W for Right but I think R for wrong would have been better. Due to the weather it was a poor turnout, but even then we only managed 3rd out of 4 teams, which is almost too crappy to tell you guys about :-(

But someone pretty said something which could be favourably misinterpreted, so that was good :-)

Posted on Tue, 30 November 2010 at 22:03