Police on Wall of Mouths

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Started by Rico in General Therapy? Topics

A little story about something that happened to me last weekend.

My drummer and I were on our way to kent last weekend for band practice. About halfway there we stopped at a service station and got some food. I went to the counter to get a drink and a policeman came up to me and told me he had a problem with me. Apparantly he was mortally offended by my DLAMF teeshirt and that i had to cover it up. I told him that it was only a teeshirt and that it wasnt a big deal but he then went on to rip into me in front of the restaurant telling me how i should do as im told because he is a policeman and is protecting the public. I didnt want to cause any shit so I went over to our table and put my zeppelin hoodie on while he stood right over me and waited for me to put it on.

Ill be honest i do have complete respect for the police after all they are just trying to do a job. What i dont get is how these odd coppers get off on telling people what they should wear I was fucking infuriated by it all.
Sorry if this is in the wrong section but i just had to let off steam about it.

Posted on Tue, 22 November 2005 at 22:23

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msd wrote:

I once called a copper a ‘cucking funt’ and there was absolutely nothing he could do about it :D

Posted on Tue, 22 November 2005 at 23:01

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

I have a friend who’s a cop and I regularly tell him his a cunt.

I think a lot of police really hate having to enforce pissy stupid laws when they’d much rather be out catching real crooks.

Posted on Tue, 22 November 2005 at 23:26

Gav wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:
I once called a copper a ‘cucking funt’ and there was absolutely nothing he could do about it :D

I guess he took offence to the park bench you launched at him though? or was he laughing at your ‘clown shoes’?

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 08:07

babylonrass wrote:

you are all talking bollocks

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 10:10

Gav wrote:

babylonrass wrote:
you are all talking bollocks

Well spotted

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 10:25

msd wrote:

It was during an anti-war protest when police had us penned in on a bridge. I was warned that if I swore again I would be arrested, so I said that instead.

See, I’ve always been a cunt! :D

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 10:43

Gav wrote:

Should have hit him with a hard-backed copy of Wuthering Heights ;)

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 10:44

msd wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:
Should have hit him with a hard-backed copy of Wuthering Heights ;)

I don’t think I was reading Gothic romances in those days, I was less mellow. Probably thought I was some kind of urban warrior, with a print out of the Anarchist’s Cookbook :p

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 10:48

buffalo-boy wrote:

What is DLAMF? In this country you CANNOT tell another human being what to wear/say, unless its something mortally offensive like the Cradle of Filth tops.

Thing is what do you do if a pig demands you to remove a top? Say no?

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 14:21

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Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:

Sounds like a bit of a Loser Cop scenario!

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 14:32

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Karl wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:
What is DLAMF?

Second song on NANE

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 14:59

#12

gapu wrote:

sounds like “abuse of authority” or controll freaks… kinda the same thing thats going on in our class…

but if you’re lonely…

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 15:50

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:
What is DLAMF? In this country you CANNOT tell another human being what to wear/say, unless its something mortally offensive like the Cradle of Filth tops.

Thing is what do you do if a pig demands you to remove a top? Say no?

I had the same problem years ago when I went into school with my T? Heavy Fucking Metal t-shirt I nearly got expelled and whats so mortally offensive about a Cradle of Filth top anyway?

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 19:39

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Gav wrote:

Other than the band is shit?

They had a shirt that said ‘Jesus is a Cunt’

Some people took that the wrong way I guess

Posted on Wed, 23 November 2005 at 20:06

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Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:

oh yeah the Vestal Masturbation t shirt. that was infamous, but nothing that Vivienne Westwood and McLaren hadnt done before

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 11:47

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Kyle Bovine wrote:
oh yeah the Vestal Masturbation t shirt. that was infamous, but nothing that Vivienne Westwood and McLaren hadnt done before

Or the “music created by the sound of masturbating nuns” one

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 11:54

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Gav wrote:

Its kinda funny that their t-shirts were better than their albums :D

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 12:16

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msd wrote:

I was well into the CoF when I was a kid, I used to think Principle of Evil was ace. Must have seen them about 6 times at Bradford Rios…sad days :p

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 12:45

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

they were the first metal band I ever saw live they were supporting Slayer the put on a good stage fire people on stilts like a circus :) and I know im of topic so ill shut up…Now.

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 12:54

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msd wrote:

I’d rather discuss Cradle of Filth than the Filth. Boom-tssss *takes bow*

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 12:59

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Make a new theard then

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 13:06

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:
I was well into the CoF when I was a kid, I used to think Principle of Evil was ace. Must have seen them about 6 times at Bradford Rios…sad days :p

But Principle of Evil IS a good album, though.

I realise I may be in the minority with this… :(

Posted on Thu, 24 November 2005 at 19:33

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CarlOfHellacious! (carl) wrote:

nah your not the only one who likes em ‘hangs head in shame’

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 09:25

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Erik Schepers (Erik Schepers) wrote:

There’s nothing wrong with wearing the DLAMF t-shirt.

However, if you’re going to ask a sweet, old, Belgian woman if she has small change for 5 for the parking meter, you may find she’s desperately trying to avoid you. :o

At the time I thought she was put off by my Burt Reynolds’ style moustache though.

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 14:11

#25

soul doubt (an) wrote:

Erik Schepers wrote:
There’s nothing wrong with wearing the DLAMF t-shirt.

If my boyfriend wears his DLAMF t-shirt he gets very strange looks and lots of comments :rolleyes:

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 14:31

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buffalo-boy wrote:

i wonder why?!?!!!

Remember, the majority of human beings are so small minded that you can swear on tv and blame younger generations for everything thats wrong with the World but you can’t wear a naughty word on your t-shirt, yawwwwwn.

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 14:57

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poenkrokker wrote:

Still the story sounds strange to me, not that i don;t believe you, but in my opinion if you wear the shirt it is just an expression of freedom of speech, so i think he couldn’t have forced you to wear something else… but hey we’ve all had our little things with the cops right? i once pissed over a police cat while drunk, and noticed that i could still run very fast with my pants halfway down. being pissed as a fart…

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 20:55

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

A police cat? Is that a typo, or am I missing out on something? :/

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 21:16

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msd wrote:

Some forces use special ‘attack cats’ - they’re cheaper than Alsations to feed.

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 21:43

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

They also have better balance, and so I imagine they can stay latched onto a drunkard far more easily.