Wall of Mouths

It’s not clear at present, although there is a stupid quote from Dave Gilmour that he was “never officially in the band in the first place” :rolleyes: yeah, like we’re gonna fall for that one…

okay okay, let me try and clear this mess up. There are many reasons for my departure, but ultimately it boils down to the fact that none of my Floyd colleagues has grown any decent facial hair since the 70s. And to be fair, Waters never even bothered. There i’ve said it. wow i feel better for getting that off my chest.

Add that to the fact that everyone else is now a pensioner whilst i’m still in my prime, and the fact that everytime i sit down to work with Gilmour all he’s interested in is his lunch. And mine.

I’m sorry guys. And i’m sorry you all had to find out about my absence live at Hyde park last summer.

Lets just say theres been a lot of “red tape”.

All in all i was just another brick in the wall.

I thought you left because of the on going row over the size of the inflatable pigs bollocks in there live show.

Taunty Dan wrote:

close, but no cigar. Thats the reason WATERS left. He never was happy about that. If they’d have been any bigger the bloody pigs would have actually been on the stage.
The stories i could tell you, honestly, you couldn’t make them up…

*sneaks off with pen and pad to make them up*

*still waiting for the “true” stories*

When’s Pink Floyd: Behind The Music - The Taunty Dan Years gonna air on VH1?

Taunty Dan wrote:

i took a court injunction out against them and they were forced to surrender any film they had of me from the floyd days. So no-one need ever know abot me, gilmour, and the inflatable pig game.

Shit.

Bugger.

Man, you have no luck do you?

I mean, this is just like how Lennon stitched you up and made it look like he‘d written all those Beatles songs, and that business with Jimmy Page hushing up all those guitar overdubs you did for him..

And man, I hope those Therapy? lawyers finally sorted out the red-tape so you can stop having to use the name “Neil Cooper” on the inlays and they can stop having that stooge mime to all your drum parts on stage..

Taunty Dan wrote:

*winces at memory of lennon laughing as he counts the millions*

Dude, you’re kinda dragging up some painful memories here…its bad enough that Gilmours got a number one album, i don’t need my fans turning against me, know what i mean?

If you want something autographed just say, you don’t have to come across all pally pally *sheds painful tear*

:D

Taunty Dan wrote:

oh, OH!!! Laughing at me now, eh?? Listen here sunshine, i’ve been laughed at by better folk than you!!

*chucks Dennis’s battered copies of dark side of the moon, led zeppelin II, Revolver and Troublegum back at him*

*picks up phone receiver and dials number*

Hello, doctor? Can i make an urgent appointment? Its happening again… *sobs*

Don’t worry! George Best soon found major success in his second career as a footballer, after Ringo knicked his job in the Beatles, so there is always hope.