#181
Taunty Dan wrote:
a slap round the head would of sufficed but hey, whatever gets you thru the night…
Posted on Thu, 20 March 2008 at 22:59
#182
Squall wrote:
Just as long as you didn’t actually WATCH ” Barb Wire “
Posted on Thu, 20 March 2008 at 23:29
#183
butters (mikey) wrote:
…errrmmmm
*begins self flogging*
Posted on Thu, 20 March 2008 at 23:38
#184
Gav wrote:
…Ah - thats another - Da Vinci Code… like watching paint dry - only without the fumes
Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 08:55
#185
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Cube has to be the worst film I’ve every know to have a sequel, let alone be the starting point for a trilogy!!
Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 12:37
#186
Squall wrote:
Cube was good - Cube 2 was not great and Cube Zero was alright. I liked it’s originality. Not some slasher hunting college kids AGAIN.
Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 14:08
#187
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Urgh! White Coat for Muskeg, White Coat for Muskeg!! The premise was okay, but the acting and the dialogue was just dire.
Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 14:45
#188
butters (mikey) wrote:
i agree with muskeg that cube was pretty good, but i also agree its not a film that should have a sequel, let alone 2
Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 15:52
#189
Squall wrote:
It was a low budget film - what did you expect. Besides id rather see something original and interesting than obvious models running around getting picked off one by one directed by Wes ” cannot make a scary film for shit ” Craven… Although Scream was good because it was so tongue in cheek.
Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 18:40
#190
Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 20:20
#191
Squall wrote:
Yes, But you have to wonder - was Scream 2 purposefully not as good as the first one to fit in with the whole “ironic” thing they were going with ? I say hats off if that is the case.
Can you imagine wes craven going to an executive in hollywood somewhere ?
” I’ve got an idea for an ironic slasher trilogy ”
” Go on ”
” Well the first movie will set up all the rules for surviving a horror movie trilogy in a movie within a movie kind of way, whilst at the same time honouring and making fun of horror movies past ”
“Sounds interesting ”
” The sequel will obviously purposefully be bead to tie in with the whole ’ ironic - movie within a movie - second in trilogy is usually the worst one - type of thing ”
” Err what ? make a movie bad on purpose ? are you freaking nuts ? FORGET A BOUD IT ”
I can imgaine the movie studio calling up Wes Craven a few years later going ” This teen slasher thing is huge - we want scream 4 5 and 6…hello ? hello ?…”
Posted on Sat, 22 March 2008 at 14:23
#192
butters (mikey) wrote:
which one of scream 4, 5 or 6 would be the one based in space?
Posted on Sat, 22 March 2008 at 14:49
#193
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Think number 6, then he could tie number 7 in with Jason.
Then it would be “Face Off of the Masks!!” :-D
Posted on Sat, 22 March 2008 at 18:05
#194
Squall wrote:
MASK V MASK V M.A.S.K Ghostface Killah Vs. Jason Vs Blatant Transformers Rip Off.
Posted on Sat, 22 March 2008 at 21:51
#195
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Not forgetting a cameo by Kato! :-D
Posted on Sun, 23 March 2008 at 11:59
#196
sreeja (sreeja nair) wrote:
In my opinion the worst movies are
1 Shrek1,2 and3.
2 chicken little he’s a male but still a chicken.
3 Barnyard, gawd!!
Posted on Thu, 10 April 2008 at 10:59
#197
Alan wrote:
Long shot this, but here goes;
Does anyone know the name of a move made in the early 90’s fitting this description; cheap US film, very violent, it basically had fighters from various countries participating in fights to the death in front of a crowd, each with their own unique weapons, I think it was set in Thailand or similar. I remember the awful acting and terrible editing (fighters who’d been killed earlier were appearing in shots etc).
I remember loving it as a teenager and would love to find a DVD of it somewhere. Just can’t remember the bloody name though. Any ideas?
Posted on Tue, 13 April 2010 at 14:21
#198
Jobrok (John O)))) wrote:
Bloodsport! JCVD classic.
Is that the one?
Posted on Tue, 13 April 2010 at 15:34
#199
Alan wrote:
Nope, I reckon my film came along shortly afterwards, riding on the coat-tails of Bloodsport. There were no big names in it from what I recall, just unknowns slaying eachother in pretty gruesome circumstances!
Posted on Tue, 13 April 2010 at 16:07
#200
Gav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 13 April 2010 at 16:42
#201
andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 01:54
#202
Divers (Simon) wrote:
The weather man, I pretty much think cage is a c**t anyway so that’s a good start but it wasn’t amusing the acting poor and a dull story line… I think michael Caine is great but his accent in this I haven’t a clue where he is from.
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 02:59
#203
Super Hans (Dave) wrote:
the league of gentlemen movie was so unbelievably shite not only did we turn it off, we smashed the disc
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 06:47
#204
andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:
Paranormal Activity.. shite
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 07:44
#205
Fiona (Fiona Lamont) wrote:
I agree with Paranormal Activity it was so shit- sat in the cinema and laughed…can’t believe how many people thought it was scary :-o…I would also add any of the Saw films - god they’re crap, Lost in Translation, Sin City and The Insider - Russell Crowe is boring enough but seeing him play a boring man in a boring film is enough to make me nod off (which I did several times lol) :-D
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 08:17
#206
Jobrok (John O)))) wrote:
Sweet holy fuck! The League Of Gentlemen movie was one serious abortion of a flick.
Took everything that was brilliantly twisted about the series and gang raped it death.
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 08:20
#207
Gav wrote:
andys gibson sg wrote:
Nostalgia Critic rocks :)
That guy is really, really fucking irritating.
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 08:21 in reply to an earlier post
#208
Gav wrote:
Fiona wrote:
I agree with Paranormal Activity it was so shit- sat in the cinema and laughed…can’t believe how many people thought it was scary :-o…I would also add any of the Saw films - god they’re crap, Lost in Translation, Sin City and The Insider - Russell Crowe is boring enough but seeing him play a boring man in a boring film is enough to make me nod off (which I did several times lol) :-D
I didn’t mind it - I didn’t have any expectations at all. even though the only thing that really happens is a door moves by itself.
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 08:22 in reply to an earlier post
#209
Gav wrote:
oops - spoiler alert there… sorry.
If I ruined it for you there, just watch the one where Bruce Willis is a ghost instead, what’s it called? Sixth Sense?
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 08:24
#210
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
or watch the one where Pete Postlethwaite is Keyser Soze :D
2012 is possibly the crappest (is that a word?) film i’ve seen in a loooooong time.
Posted on Wed, 14 April 2010 at 10:11
