Don’t know if many of you can beam in the Podge & Rodge Show on RTE on Monday and Tuesday night.
Anyway , it’s rude and hilarious and here are some of their quotes :
Subject: Podge & Rodge Quotes
Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?
Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of the undead.
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Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?
Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.
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Favorite saying?
Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.
Rodge: Hold me tea, I’m going for a Barry White.
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Favourite Record?
Rodge: That fannypack song ‘Cameltoe’ is a real toe tapper.
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Favourite Book?
Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We’re forever running out of bog roll, I’d say you could read a whole chapter off me arse now!
Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books
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Favourite film?
Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.
Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1
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Favourite musician?
Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones
Podge: Michael Barrymore
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Most embarrassing moment of your life?
Podge: Everyday of me life I’m embarrassed. If he’ not licking toilet seats, he’s pressing his meat against the OAP club’s window.
Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.
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TV Programme?
Podge: When Nuns go bad
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Favourite TV personality?
Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on ‘Youv’e been framed’. I used to send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on ‘Youv’e been shamed’ on channel 69.
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Favourite item of clothing ?
Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.
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Most desirable date?
Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I’ve a thing for. The smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!
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Favourite method of relaxation?
Rodge: A good auld yank.
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Biggest thrill?
Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed those saddles for hours.
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Biggest disappointment?
Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like throwing a sausage up O’Connell St.
Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.
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Your concept of hell?
Rodge: Louis Walsh
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Greatest ambition?
Podge : To see Rodge dead.
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Period of history you’d most liked to have lived in?
Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in anything that moved.
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If you weren’t a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?
Podge: Sonia O’Sullivan
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Favorite term of abuse?
Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.
Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.
Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.
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Humanity’s most useful unvention?
Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to reach turds under the rim.
Rodge: Butt plugs
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Humanity’s most useless invention?
Podge : Ryan tubridys head.
Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a fierce infection.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 15:02
