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Best/Worst autographs you have

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Started by Misanthropologist (d) in Chit-Chat

After andys gibson sg’s comment in the police academy thread:

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I remember i got sent, from his agent, a signed autograph of Macaulay Culkin when Home Alone 1 came out - ok I’ll shut up now

Who has better or worse autogrpahs than this? (Okay, so ‘better’ may be easy, but how much better? ;))

My brother and I both have signed photos of the Chuckle Brothers… *pride* ;)
Who can beat that?! :D

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 10:03

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Best:
My brother got me a wedding card signed by the Manic Street Preachers!

Worst:
I got the Almighty’s autographs once, though I have no idea why..?

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 10:07

#2

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Oh, and I don’t really have many autographs so the choice for best is limited, but I really like my signed copy of Antiproduct’s first album, purely because I bought it at the gig, and it’s covered with dried blood and UV paint. I can look at it and remember: ‘that was one hell of a night!’ :)

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 10:15

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motherh666 wrote:

Worst: Mickey Mouse (or any of the fuckers) at Disney World back in 91.

Best: I would have to say … Clive Barker.

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 10:38

#4

GreenThing wrote:

I have a signed Damon Hill print and a poster of the Plymouth Argyle 3rd Division Champions, signed by all the players.

As for worst, although it is not signed, I have Jonny Rod’s plectrum. :D

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:08

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

GreenThing wrote:

I have a signed Damon Hill print and a poster of the Plymouth Argyle 3rd Division Champions, signed by all the players.

As for worst, although it is not signed, I have Jonny Rod’s plectrum. :D

You mean the Plymouth Argyle one ISN’T the worst?!?!?!

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:09

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Superunknown wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

Best: I would have to say … Clive Barker.

Do you have it written with the author’s blood on a book made of the author’s skin?

[sorry, if you don’t know the story I’m referring, too, just pretend I didn’t say anything]

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:21

#7

Taunty Dan wrote:

i got an autograph from a butlins redcoat when i was 10. With kisses and a “love ya!” I swear to god! dunno what i ever did with that. I was a little confused to say the least.

It was female, by the way. :D

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:23

#8

Taunty Dan wrote:

Superunknown wrote:

Do you have it written with the author’s blood on a book made of the author’s skin?

[sorry, if you don’t know the story I’m referring, too, just pretend I didn’t say anything]

sorry did you say something? :D

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:24

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buffalo-boy wrote:

A guy here at work has a signed Bobby Davro one on his desk - i shit you not!

My coolest one is probably from Motorhead

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:26

#10

Taunty Dan wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:

A guy here at work has a signed Bobby Davro one on his desk - i shit you not!

My coolest one is probably from Motorhead

actually bobby davro with biro all over his face? Or a picture?

the first one would be amusing for 5 minutes, but after that he’d probably be irritating.

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:29

#11

Simon (Simon) wrote:

Madge from neighbours is my worst

My best ones are…Therapy?, Anthrax, sepultura..Christina Riccis.

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:33

#12

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Divers wrote:

Madge from neighbours is my worst

BY best ones are…Therapy?, Anthrax, sepultura..Christina Riccis.

Uh oh, we have a celebrity stalker on our hands here…

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:36

#13

Simon (Simon) wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Uh oh, we have a celebrity stalker on our hands here…

ha ha..apart from therapy? they were all work related…but miss ricci *goes into dreamy state*

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:38

#14

Taunty Dan wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Uh oh, we have a celebrity stalker on our hands here…

yeah, but only dedicated autograph hunters get the attention of redcoats. I PITY your poor attempts, i PITY them!! :D

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 11:39

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Divers wrote:

but miss ricci *goes into dreamy state*

Sure, a ‘dreamy state’. :p
I also have Kate Winslet’s autograph, of which I’m very pleased, and which I nearly forgot (sorry Sarah. :o).

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 13:04

#16

buffalo-boy wrote:

Christina Ricci…mmmmmm. I’m quite proud of Lemmy and Co’s scribbles but would trade it for that! ;)

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 13:48

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:

Christina Ricci…mmmmmm. I’m quite proud of Lemmy and Co’s scribbles but would trade it for that! ;)

You do know that ‘that’ is just an autograph, right? ;)

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 13:49

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andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Got signed tickets from Kris of The Ataris and Tony and Rory from No Use For A Name - they signed my shopping list :D

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 18:17

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FNYANKEZ wrote:

Not a whole lot in the autograph collection

I got a flyer for “Light..Camera..Revolution” signed by Suicidal Tendencies. Was waiting in a line before a show that said “Free Pizza”, when we got up there the band was signing promotional flyers, then at the end of the line we got free pizza. I miss that band!

Sad thing was I didn’t even know they were opening until I got there (it wasn’t printed on the tix).

Also have a signed copy of Strung Out’s Exile in Oblivion, I pre-ordered it through their site, which was cheaper than anyone else..can’t complain

Other than that I have some Washington Capital signed hockey cards from back in the day.

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 21:20

#20

30seconds wrote:

Julian Jochaim

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 21:21

#21

zipless wrote:

A tape cover (or inlet?) signed by the great Violent Femmes when they played in a record store in Adelaide way back in ‘92.

My SD copy.

And of course the match ticket signed by the one and only Antti Niemi :cool:

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 21:41

#22

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

worst: my own because it’s worth shit

best: a T? signed birthday card

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 23:15

#23

Squall wrote:

Quote (author unknown):

I got the Almighty’s Autograph.

:eek: You have GOD’S AUTOGRAPH ??

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 23:19

#24

Bad Karma wrote:

I don’t have any autographs.

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 23:22

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

I also have Kate Winslet’s autograph, of which I’m very pleased, and which I nearly forgot (sorry Sarah. :o).

That’s okay. I’m not going to bother mentioning the fact that I have Columbo’s autograph, anyway :p I have an action figure signed by The Rock too. Those are the only ones I have that were bought as opposed to me finding people and making them sign stuff. Best person I’ve met… probably Paul Merton.

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 07:24

#26

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

That’s okay. I’m not going to bother mentioning the fact that I have Columbo’s autograph, anyway :p

Twice. :D ;)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 09:18

#27

Idlevice2 wrote:

Best;

Andy Cairns, Jess Margera x2 (different gigs), April and Phil Margera.

Worst;

Vern Zabrowski… asshole.

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 23:16

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Best - probably T?

Worst - two of the Nolan sisters on a paper plate. Have Bill Oddie’s somewhere too - he was a grump! I think I disturbed him birding.

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 10:16

#29

Taunty Dan wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

Best - probably T?

Worst - two of the Nolan sisters on a paper plate. Have Bill Oddie’s somewhere too - he was a grump! I think I disturbed him birding.

LOL :D

i can just see the grumpy bastard now, “what? who are you?? fuck off i’m busy.”

As for the Nolan sisters, paper plate? did you bump into them at a buffet?

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 11:30

#30

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Maybe he always carries around a paper plate, for just such a situation?

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 12:04

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