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Started by King Caffeinebomb I in Chit-Chat

I’m not sure I’d agree with http://i2.tinypic.com/t9ii3n.jpg when he says that he’d rather have James Blunt do a solo acoustic gig in his living room on helium than mince his own genitals, make them into a burger and feed it to his mother, so I want a poll on it to guage the general feeling on this one.
:)

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this discussion contained a poll, which may return in the future)

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 19:04

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#1

White Psycho wrote:

My testicles mean more to me. I’ll suffer James Blunt as I reckon the helium will make his voice inaudible.

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 19:09

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Charlie wrote:

:o I have seen this remark somewhere before.

http://www.therapyquestionmark.co.uk/wallofmouths/showthread.php? … eadid=8520

:mad:

Get yer own jokes - ya thief :D

Posted on Fri, 7 April 2006 at 22:43

#3

Charlie wrote:

The Jury Find You guilty Of Plagiarism.

Now The Jury Will retire To Make Sure We Spelled Plagiarism Correctly

:D

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 16:45

#4

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

I was taking the ball and running with it.

I considered saying to it’s logical conclusion, but I’m not sure mincing your own testicles is ever passable as logic no matter how extreme the provocation

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 21:40

#5

Charlie wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

I was taking the ball and running with it.

I considered saying to it’s logical conclusion, but I’m not sure mincing your own testicles is ever passable as logic no matter how extreme the provocation

Yes, but Kindly credit me with the whole james blunt acoustic on helium quote - as you awarded Andys Gibson SG with the honour.

:D Cheers.

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 21:45

#6

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Squall wrote:

Yes, but Kindly credit me with the whole james blunt acoustic on helium quote - as you awarded Andys Gibson SG with the honour.

:D Cheers.

Did I? Sorry - I understand how painful that could be.

O Lady Hooch - If you’re up their in your majestyk heavenly realm, please would you update my first post to be correct - that’s if you’re bored and don’t have anything else to do. I’m sure there are more important things in the world.

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 21:51

#7

Charlie wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Did I? Sorry - I understand how painful that could be.

O Lady Hooch - If you’re up their in your majestyk heavenly realm, please would you update my first post to be correct - that’s if you’re bored and don’t have anything else to do. I’m sure there are more important things in the world.

:D Is all I ask

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 21:54

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Did I? Sorry - I understand how painful that could be.

O Lady Hooch - If you’re up their in your majestyk heavenly realm, please would you update my first post to be correct - that’s if you’re bored and don’t have anything else to do. I’m sure there are more important things in the world.

I’ll let you know when I get that bored. Right now I’m clipping my toenails… :)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 21:57

#9

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Happy now?

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 22:11

#10

Charlie wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Happy now?

:D Absolutely Perfect Sarah.

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 22:50

#11

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

I was taking the ball and running with it.

Was that before or after it was minced? And in god’s name, why?! ;)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 23:04

#12

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Happy now?

I feel as though a great weight has been lifted from me and that I can now return to the zen like karmic state I was enjoying. thankyou :)

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 09:11

#13

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

Was that before or after it was minced? And in god’s name, why?! ;)

it’s easier to carry before it’s minced.

My mind is warped I left it leaning against a wall in the sun for too long

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 09:12

#14

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

it’s easier to carry before it’s minced.

Still doesn’t answer my second question, but I guess your motives are your own. ;)

Quote (author unknown):

My mind is warped I left it leaning against a wall in the sun for too long

:D

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 10:20

#15

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

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My mind is warped I left it leaning against a wall in the sun for too long

That was the answer to your other question

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 12:44

#16

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Ah, I thought you were just making small talk.

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 15:27

#17

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

No but your eyes do look beautiful in the moonlight - do you bleach them?

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 17:06

#18

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Oh, you smooth-talker, you. I love that red top of yours, it goes with your gums.

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 18:00

#19

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

If you think that’s in impressive match you should see my ass

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 18:14

#20

JSar666 wrote:

I’ll go through hell to keep my testicles ready to create constellations of studs like myself. Damn right I’ll suffer Jamie Blunt. Afterwards I’ll just have to make sure he’s hit with something “blunt” upside the head.

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 18:15

#21

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

If you think that’s in impressive match you should see my ass

playing hard to get?

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 18:19

#22

deadsetgav wrote:

Who’s James Blunt?

Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 06:48

#23

Taunty Dan wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Who’s James Blunt?

oh you lucky, lucky boy. :D

As for me, well, pass me that fucking mincing machine…

Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 14:56

#24

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Who’s James Blunt?

Imaging Kurt Cobain and Richey Edwards, both in a bad mood, distill out all talent, kick them both in the balls and ask them to write the most dire dirgesome tedious depressing album in the world.

Then multiply their efforts by 10 and you’ve pretty much got his album in your hands.

Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 14:59

#25

Taunty Dan wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Imaging Kurt Cobain and Richey Edwards, both in a bad mood, distill out all talent, kick them both in the balls and ask them to write the most dire dirgesome tedious depressing album in the world.

Then multiply their efforts by 10 and you’ve pretty much got his album in your hands.

Or, put even simplier, imagine shitting into a paper cup. Theres yer Blunt album.

Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 15:04

#26

Taunty Dan wrote:

not even a new papercup either, one you’ve found with shit already in it for you to add to.

Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 15:06

#27

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Like a used McDonalds milkshake thats been eaten clean by rats, but someone’s stubbed out a cigarette in it, then its rained and so you’ve got gooey, milky, ratty, faggy water in there, then you shit in it.

JamesmotherfuckingBlunt people

Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 15:09

#28

Taunty Dan wrote:

I’d have a lot more time for him if he’d have pre-empted everyone and just called himself James Cunt, thus rendering any potential jokes useless.

I’d still have to mince my bollocks, mind. I can’t have a cunt in my lounge. Okay, i can’t have anymore cunts in my lounge.

Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 15:17

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tgE wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

I’d have a lot more time for him if he’d have pre-empted everyone and just called himself James Cunt, thus rendering any potential jokes useless.

I’d still have to mince my bollocks, mind. I can’t have a cunt in my lounge. Okay, i can’t have anymore cunts in my lounge.

i was about to call him that. can’t plagiarise i guess. (thats probs spelt wrong tho).

get these moderators to sort out that poll. who in there right mind would want testicles over james blunt?

id rather die childless than have that fucker lookin at me making the windows break and my head explode. in fact, i would die childless anyway if that happens. so fuck off ‘james cunt’. there - did it.

Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 11:12

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