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Started by andys gibson sg (James Harris) in General Therapy? Topics

I was really bored tonight!!!

The NURSE promised her SHAMELESS patient who would NEVER APOLOGISE NEVER EXPLAIN, to relieve her HIGH ANXIETY with a dose of INFERNAL LOVE. Although the bottle read ‘PLEASURE DEATH’ she took it anyway. What came next was a bad case of TROUBLEGUM spawning her mouth to grow extra BABYTEETH. ‘ONE CURE FITS ALL’ she kept telling herself.
Years later, and still suffering from SEMI-DETACHED feelings the (then) patient can now be found attending ‘SUICIDE PACT - YOU FIRST’ anonymous group… SO MUCH FOR THE TEN YEAR PLAN —————- the end.

Like I said, bored! :)

But can anyone do a ‘singles’ version…?

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 00:27

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viking_pooh wrote:

not singles, but heres NANE

please RISE UP(MAKE YOURSELF WELL) before you DIE LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. PERISH THE THOUGH that HERE BE MONSTERS ruining our wonderful SO CALLED LIFE, and please dont PANIC when confronted by a POLAR BEAR, they have sworn to ROCK YOU MONKEYS until youre all DEAD. a LONG DISTANCE approch is advised for such events. if you find that THIS SHIP IS SINKING remeber to SAVE THE SERMON women and children first, but be quick as we all know the LAST ONE TO HEAVEN’S A LOSER.

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 03:26

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CS (Colin S) wrote:

Viking and Andy’s SG.

Have to say, that is excellent. Nice one Viking for starting this thread. Well done :cool: :D

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:20

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Colin? wrote:

Nice one Viking for starting this thread. Well done :cool: :D

Especially impressive, since he didn’t. ;)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:32

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andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

I started it - boo hoo efforts go unrewarded! Oh well :)

Still stories like these are kool, unless you’re a happy person and don’t have any ;)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:33

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CS (Colin S) wrote:

Ok
Well done Andy’s SG :)

I wish I could make stories up with songs… :rolleyes:

Anyone wanna attempt making a story using Troublegum?

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:35

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andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Colin? wrote:

Ok
Well done Andy’s SG :)

I wish I could make stories up with songs… :rolleyes:

Anyone wanna attempt making a story using Troublegum?

Ask me again at 3am lol

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:43

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Colin? wrote:

Anyone wanna attempt making a story using Troublegum?

I couldn’t stand the isolation in the lunacy booth, until i Turned and faced the strange Unbeliever with the Brainsaw and the Knives. ‘Stop it you’re killing me’, I said, thinking I was going to Die Laughing as he explained his plans to avenge the Unrequited love that he felt, with the aid of an explosive that he dubbed ‘Femtex’.
‘What’s so funny?’ he asked, and I asked him how he thought he was going to detonate it. He came up with the answer out of Nowhere: ‘there’s a Trigger Inside. My plan is to throw it straight at her, aiming for the Hellbelly, and run away as she becomes - briefly - a Screamager’

The End.

Um, is that all of them? :s

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:50

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30seconds wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

I couldn’t stand the isolation in the lunacy booth, until i Turned and faced the strange Unbeliever with the Brainsaw and the Knives. ‘Stop it you’re killing me’, I said, thinking I was going to Die Laughing as he explained his plans to avenge the Unrequited love that he felt, with the aid of an explosive that he dubbed ‘Femtex’.
‘What’s so funny?’ he asked, and I asked him how he thought he was going to detonate it. He came up with the answer out of Nowhere: ‘there’s a Trigger Inside. My plan is to throw it straight at her, aiming for the Hellbelly, and run away as she becomes - briefly - a Screamager’

The End.

Um, is that all of them? :s

:p

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:52

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andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Thats a bloody good attempt :)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:52

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:) Hellbelly and Screamager are the hardest. ;)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 18:53

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CS (Colin S) wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

I couldn’t stand the isolation in the lunacy booth, until i Turned and faced the strange Unbeliever with the Brainsaw and the Knives. ‘Stop it you’re killing me’, I said, thinking I was going to Die Laughing as he explained his plans to avenge the Unrequited love that he felt, with the aid of an explosive that he dubbed ‘Femtex’.
‘What’s so funny?’ he asked, and I asked him how he thought he was going to detonate it. He came up with the answer out of Nowhere: ‘there’s a Trigger Inside. My plan is to throw it straight at her, aiming for the Hellbelly, and run away as she becomes - briefly - a Screamager’

The End.

Um, is that all of them? :s

Well done mate :)

Posted on Sat, 8 April 2006 at 19:46

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choi wrote:

Based on a true story, kids…

As I was walking out of the club, this guy came up to me and said “ONE CURE FITS ALL”. I wasn’t interested in whatever he was trying to sell, but it seemed like a fitting OUTRO for the night.I SPRUNG past him and got a taxi. The driver was speeding like the DELUDED SON of Evil Knievel and I thought I was headed INTO THE LIGHT. Finally I made it home and I even had some money left and didn’t LOSE IT ALL on alcohol. Then my boyfriend rang and it seemed like his DOPAMINE, SERATONIN, ADRENALINE, all the levels you can name were running high as he seemed a little UNCONSOLED. “OUR WHITE NOISE has to stop”, he kept telling me. All I could think of was the PRIVATE NOBODY he was seeing on the side.
Now that the RAIN HITS CONCRETE and I still have no FEAR OF GOD, my HEART BEAT HITS so hard I think I can WALK THROUGH DARKNESS without that cheating waste of space.

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 22:22

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andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Thats a good one :)

Posted on Sun, 9 April 2006 at 22:42

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