#31
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
And we don’t want a repeat of thatdiscussion…
It’s clearly acceptable. :D
mmmm…
not only that, it should be mandatory!
Which, rather neatly brings us to “mandatory suicide” and Slayer! Hurrah!
Heres my 2 penneth: Loved the decade of aggression live album, loved divine intervention, not heard owt since then, and thought Reign in blood was completely overrated.
Just wondering, that nail thing kerry king wears on his arm, is it real?
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 13:52
#32
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I suspect that the nail thing is, but the arm is fake.
What’s happened here? Why has the subject gone back ON topic?? :mad:
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 13:55
#33
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
I suspect that the nail thing is, but the arm is fake.
What’s happened here? Why has the subject gone back ON topic?? :mad:
;)
I have a nasty habit of dragging threads off course, so i thought in this instance i’d bring it kicking and screaming back to its original point!
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:00
#34
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
That’s intersting. tell us all about it.
:p
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:05
#35
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
;)
I have a nasty habit of dragging threads off course, so i thought in this instance i’d bring it kicking and screaming back to its original point!
Kerry King didn’t really have a lot of choice in life did he? I mean, it’s like that Johnny Cash song, A Boy Named Sue, he was always gonna turn into a screaming-solo playing satanic-metal writing, nail-thingy-on-arm-wearing bald twat, wasn’t he?
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:05
#36
Theng wrote:
that nail is a tool to restring his guitar. he got it after his abduction. so technically it’s not a nail but a tracking device’s antenna. I’m not sure if the arm is bionic but some people have claimed that Lombardo’s legs are and whatever is being said about Araya it’s not true, he only bit it, never swallowed it.
But the way I think Slayer’s last album deserves some props for this line only: “I keep the bible in a pool of blood so none of it’s lies can affect me”. I see some conviction there and also obviously a new technique for erasing printwork.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:06
#37
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Kerry King didn’t really have a lot of choice in life did he? I mean, it’s like that Johnny Cash song, A Boy Named Sue, he was always gonna turn into a screaming-solo playing satanic-metal writing, nail-thingy-on-arm-wearing bald twat, wasn’t he?
Jeff Hanneman had other options though, didn’t he? A simple rearrangement of his name and he’s “Jeff - Handyman. For all your handyman needs.” Would fit nicely on a little business card.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:15
#38
Dennis wrote:
Theng wrote:
But the way I think Slayer’s last album deserves some props for this line only: “I keep the bible in a pool of blood so none of it’s lies can affect me”. I see some conviction there and also obviously a new technique for erasing printwork.
I personally cringe every time I hear that line…I mean, if you don’t like the Bible…why keep a copy of it anywhere, never mind in a pool of blood?!
And since when has a pool of blood been an effective lie-detector? Surely the Police would have been using them ages ago, had this been the case.
I never understand why bands like Slayer obsess over religion..surely that makes them as bad as the fanatics they are bashing..?
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:17
#39
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
Jeff Hanneman had other options though, didn’t he? A simple rearrangement of his name and he’s “Jeff - Handyman. For all your handyman needs.” Would fit nicely on a little business card.
*Thinks back to the strange american chap who fixed the plumming in his bathroom last summer,,suddenly the reason why all the pipework is in the shape of inverted crosses becomes clear..*
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:20
#40
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
I personally cringe every time I hear that line…I mean, if you don’t like the Bible…why keep a copy of it anywhere, never mind in a pool of blood?!
And since when has a pool of blood been an effective lie-detector? Surely the Police would have been using them ages ago, had this been the case.
I never understand why bands like Slayer obsess over religion..surely that makes them as bad as the fanatics they are bashing..?
i know. Personally, i keep my copy of the holy book in a pool of milk. Not yer semi skimmed stuff, proper real full cream UHT. Yeah, if you’re gonna do summat you’ve gotta do it properly.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:21
#41
Theng wrote:
They could keep it simply under water as well, it works for radioactive radiation sources.
I dig those kind of lines ‘cause they make listening to metal a sensible thing to me. It’s so OTT it can’t be serious, but shouting along to it and headbanging at breakneck speed are a sensible thing to do with that kind of metal. Y’know I dig Behemoth a lot too but their lyrics are like these small scholar books about chaosmagick and thelema and all kinds of cults that I have no affiliation with. They even write additional explanation besides the actual lyrics. Then I start wondering if this is meant to be taken seriously and if these guys are dangerous or just very harmlessly committed.
Bashing onto religions is indeed easy, but it should never really stop, religions are just wrong imo. I’d go even further and say that the universal bill of human rights is flawed because it states that there should be freedom of religion. If someone adheres to a religion than he’s not free anymore. And that last bit in this rant should IMO be the central theme in all these reliously motivated metal, punk, rock songs if (that’s a big if) they’re meant to be taken seriously. And if they’re not then anyone can place the bible and the torah and the dead sea roll and the koran in any liquid they find suitable and I’ll shout along. I like catchy y’know but meaybe sometime it’s too much to ask for catchy and intelligent and intelligible.
Pff I really shouldn’t be on forums today.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:42
#42
Dennis wrote:
Theng wrote:
anyone can place the bible and the torah and the dead sea roll and the koran in any liquid they find suitable and I’ll shout along.
:D
Quote (author unknown):
I like catchy y’know but meaybe sometime it’s too much to ask for catchy and intelligent and intelligible.
Agreed - I think Slayer come with a fair amount of silliness and also I feel uncomfortable with some of the lyrics, but, hell, there are some cool riffs and drumming and some great headbanging moments, so sometimes all that other stuff just doesn’t matter.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:46
#43
Theng wrote:
Theng wrote:
I like catchy y’know but meaybe sometime it’s too much to ask for catchy and intelligent and intelligible.
Now that I come to think of it, there’s at least one band that gloriously qualifies, and we’re all on their forum :cool: Maybe move this thread to “general T?opics” then?
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:56
#44
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
:D
Agreed - I think Slayer come with a fair amount of silliness
yeah, i DARE you to say that to Araya’s face! :D
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 14:57
#45
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
yeah, i DARE you to say that to Araya’s face! :D
No way! :D
I saw them live once at Download, and it was like having your face ripped off.Um..via your ears, I guess.
Ouch.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:05
#46
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
No way! :D
I saw them live once at Download, and it was like having your face ripped off.Um..via your ears, I guess.
Ouch.
ooh you big girl! Go and listen to Nick Drake, you’ll like that. Its like having your nose tickled by fairies and pixies. And i don’t mean Frank Blacks mob. Theres nothing relaxing abot having that fat bald fucker sticking his chubby digits in yer face, muscial genius or not.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:09
#47
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
ooh you big girl! Go and listen to Nick Drake, you’ll like that. Its like having your nose tickled by fairies and pixies. And i don’t mean Frank Blacks mob. Theres nothing relaxing abot having that fat bald fucker sticking his chubby digits in yer face, muscial genius or not.
On the other hand, if you can get Kim Deal (mid-80’s version, not the expanded 00’s edition) to stick her digits near me, you have a , erm, deal.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:17
#48
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
On the other hand, if you can get Kim Deal (mid-80’s version, not the expanded 00’s edition) to stick her digits near me, you have a , erm, deal.
LOL :D
“expanded 00s edition”!! i tell you what mate, i still would. She’s bloody lovely, that one.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:24
#49
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
LOL :D
“expanded 00s edition”!! i tell you what mate, i still would. She’s bloody lovely, that one.
Me too. *swoons*
I’d hide the Jaffa Cakes if she came round, though.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:27
#50
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Me too. *swoons*
I’d hide the Jaffa Cakes if she came round, though.
LMAO :D :D
Oh dear, mate, thats just made my day!
*wipes tears away*
No, but you’re absolutely right. She’s got a right gob on ‘er an’ all.
But she lovely. I’m glad i’m not alone in my Deal-lust.
Just be aware that she loves me the mostest, mind.
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:33
#51
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
LMAO :D :D
Oh dear, mate, thats just made my day!
*wipes tears away*
No, but you’re absolutely right. She’s got a right gob on ‘er an’ all.
But she lovely. I’m glad i’m not alone in my Deal-lust.
Just be aware that she loves me the mostest, mind.
OK, fair enough, you saw her first*
It’s just…when she sings Gigantic…*swoons again*
(*oops, I almost admitted that I missed the Pixies first time around cos I was into The Alarm at the time)
D’oh, oh FUCK.
:(
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:38
#52
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek:
THE ALARM!!! Hang your head in shame boy!! :D
*rests easy in the knowledge that he didn’t let slip the reason he missed the pixies first time around was because of his infatuation with The Scorpions*
Erm…
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:42
#53
Dennis wrote:
*makes pact with Dan to never mention either of these bands ever again*
So anyway…
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:45
#54
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
*makes pact with Dan to never mention either of these bands ever again*
So anyway…
yeah, mmmm…Deal…
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 15:49
#55
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
As requested:
Posted on Tue, 11 April 2006 at 16:10
#56
Dennis wrote:
Note to self
How to kill a thread:
Post a pic of Kim Deal
Posted on Wed, 12 April 2006 at 14:10
#57
mr self destruct wrote:
To revive it: I saw Slayer about 10 years ago with Machine Head supporting. Someone flicked a cigarette end at Tom Araya and he tried to get them to come on stage so he could twat them. Then I nearly passed out afer going in the ‘moshpit’. \m/
Posted on Wed, 12 April 2006 at 14:17
#58
Dennis wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
To revive it: I saw Slayer about 10 years ago with Machine Head supporting. Someone flicked a cigarette end at Tom Araya and he tried to get them to come on stage so he could twat them. Then I nearly passed out afer going in the ‘moshpit’. \m/
A bit like the incident with Angus here…:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmoyzpBmetQ&search=angus%20young…?
Hard to imagine now that Therapy? were ABOVE Slayer on the Donington 94 bill.
Posted on Wed, 12 April 2006 at 14:24
#59
mr self destruct wrote:
Nothing scarier than being threatened by a fully grown man dressed in a schoolboy uniform :)
Why does he tweek his nose rather than giving him a slap? :)
Posted on Wed, 12 April 2006 at 14:30
#60
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
As requested:
Mate, you’re a genius :)
*mouths “i love you baby” at Kim*
Posted on Wed, 12 April 2006 at 14:30
