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Fucked Up Dreams

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Started by White Psycho in Chit-Chat

This morning I had one of the freakiest dreams I’ve ever had. It started with loads of us in some building where we all had to sit, this lass who was young but old at the same time (fuck knows how) kept harassing me and coming on to me. Later I was walking through some backstreets which my brain told me that were in Bradford. I startled an old asian woman who ran away, then a small bike/car thing came at me which I jumped over, it crashed and killed the driver. Then a van with very thin wheels came at me and I dodged it but the old woman who ran from me before fell in the way of the van and her legs were severed. Then someone shot me in the leg and I woke up.

If dreams are sorting out things that you’ve done in the day I want to know when I did anything remotely like this shit!

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 15:02

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Kid_Disco wrote:

White Psycho wrote:

Then a van with very thin wheels came at me and I dodged it but the old woman who ran from me before fell in the way of the van and her legs were severed.

*takes notes*

Racially motivated was this sir? [/the old filth]

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 15:23

#2

motherh666 wrote:

No more cheese within the 2 hours before bedtime for this young man.

I thoroughly enjoy my dreams. My brain has Sky Digital or something and picks out some cracking stuff for me to view sometimes. Be it sex, fighting vampires or shooting giant cockroaches with shotguns, my subconcious is tuned into my needs.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 15:25

#3

Kid_Disco wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

or shooting giant cockroaches with shotguns

i’d like to be an extra in one of your dreams :D gimmie a crossbow and explosives and i’ll be happy.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 15:28

#4

Taunty Dan wrote:

am i the only one that dreams about tits??!

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 15:31

#5

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

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am i the only one that dreams about tits??!

Freak.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 18:46

#6

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

am i the only one that dreams about tits??!

:eek:
Are you sure you hit puburty?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 18:54

#7

Squall wrote:

You do NOT want to see what I dream about ! :(

I think i must be super depressed or I have some

terrible chemical imbalance in my brain.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:01

#8

msd wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

am i the only one that dreams about tits??!

I do occasionally have dreams featuring magpies :D

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:03

#9

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

You sly dog.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:50

#10

msd wrote:

Who’s a sly dog and why?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:52

#11

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

You are. And why not? Are you NOT sly? ;)

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:58

#12

msd wrote:

I’m not denying the accusation, I’m simply curious as to why it was made at that time and regarding what in particular?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:01

#13

Gav wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

I do occasionally have dreams featuring magpies :D

Do you then have to dream a bizarre ritual involving throwing salt over your shoulder and turning round 3 times (or whatever supersticious shit you are supposed to do?)

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:03

#14

msd wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Do you then have to dream a bizarre ritual involving throwing salt over your shoulder and turning round 3 times (or whatever supersticious shit you are supposed to do?)

I see what you’ve done there Gav ;)

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:05

#15

Gav wrote:

Yes - would it be unlucky if you dreamt you walked under a ladder?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:07

#16

msd wrote:

Depends on whether a black cat simultaneously crosses your path, or whether you beat off in public to prevent it from being being unlucky.

Or is that last one just a personal superstition?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:10

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Yes - would it be unlucky if you dreamt you walked under a ladder?

It would if you were driving at the time…

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:13

#18

Gav wrote:

do you dream about beating off in public or do you actually do it?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:13

#19

msd wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

do you dream about beating off in public or do you actually do it?

I reach for the flasher mac, naturally.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:14

#20

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

I reach for the flasher mac, naturally.

I don’t suppose the flahser minds, either.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:16

#21

msd wrote:

It’s in my cupboard, a flasher’s not wearing it :rolleyes:

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:21

#22

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

‘…yet’?

or

‘…anymore?’

:)

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:28

#23

joseph? wrote:

once dreamed i was at school and it got taken over by terrorists like die hard. myself and a select few elite student members grabbed a guard n took his gun. then ran around trying to save the hostages. whats weird is that i died a few times in the dream but never woke up, i just reappeared like it was a game and i had still got another life. brilliant dream.

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 08:38

#24

msd wrote:

Last night I dreamt I was in a market, where Ingrid Pitt had a stand (can’t remember what it was), as did Steve Cram (former British athlete) - who had a fish stall.

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 10:11

#25

Taunty Dan wrote:

last night i dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm, just another false alarm. Tsk. :rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 10:16

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Squall wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

last night i dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm, just another false alarm. Tsk. :rolleyes:

:( I hate radiohead too.

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 13:17

#27

Taunty Dan wrote:

Squall wrote:

:( I hate radiohead too.

:D

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 13:32

#28

Gav wrote:

I had an administrative dream last night :(

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:43

#29

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I had a dream that I was stopped by a car with someone wanting directions and it turned out to be someone I really dislike and I was annoyed but it was raining so I said they could have the directions if they drove me home but mum was there and she started being nice and making them cups of tea and they stayed for aaaaaaaaages :mad:

Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 07:45

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mrs h wrote:

I think that is symbolic of your administration of the WoM :p

Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 08:01

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