#31
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Or she just resents everything you do.
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 11:22
#32
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
In My opinion - all dreams are crap.
You have an ace dream and you wake up and you’re dissapointed.
You have a terrible dream and you wake up and youre disturbed.
I’d just rather not remember any of them.
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 14:25
#33
Paddy wrote:
must say i keep having exceptionally sexually explicit ones about my female boss, the disturbing thing is i’m not attracted to her in anyway.
plain bizarre!
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 16:14
#34
Viirkokka wrote:
Perhaps you are subconsciously? :P
Sex dreams are awesome.. I wish I had more.
Though usually by the morning I’m left to remember whatever twisted thing my mind came up with in the night.
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 16:17
#35
mrs h wrote:
lol @Paddy
*gets out tarot cards*
You’re lusting after the power, paddy. You want it desperately, but you’re too proud to admit it.
OR You have such low self esteem that even your sub-conscious can’t imagine copping off with an attractive woman.
OR You fancy the pants off her but you daren’t admit it on a public message board :p
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 18:29
#36
Paddy wrote:
she looks like an even more evil version of Ann Robinson, and without going into too much detail, is dressed in far to much shiny PVC.
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 08:33
#37
deadsetgav wrote:
in the dream or in the office?
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 10:12
#38
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 10:21
#39
Paddy wrote:
In the dream! I cant look her in the eye at the moment, and have got to go to the belfry with her thursday night for some corporate event, thats gonna be a nice drive!
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 10:38 in reply to an earlier post
#40
mrs h wrote:
LOL :D - just watch what you say! :D Do you call her ‘mistress’ in your dreams? :p Oh dear God, you must be dying inside!! :D
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 10:40
#41
Paddy wrote:
Its sods law that i normally dont have to deal with her much, but we are working on a project together so i am seeing loads of her.
I think i should just bite the bullet and leave!
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 11:40
#42
mrs h wrote:
Or bite the bullet and ask her out? :D
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 11:51
#43
Dennis wrote:
I had a “fucked up” dream last night that I was getting married for the second time. I had a go at my dad cos he hadn’t pointed out to me that I was still wearing my existing wedding ring “Yeah, thanks for telling me, that would have gone down GREAT if I’d been stood at the altar wearing that!” And to make matters worse, it WAS an altar, which lead me, in my dream , to a major crisis of conscience cos I don’t believe in God and the vicar expected me to say all this religious stuff. Quite why I’d have agreed to marry in a chirch is beyond me.
And to add insult to lunacy, I HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS WAITING FOR!
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 12:00
#44
Dennis wrote:
church, I meant. Sorry, that’s a typo not a moment of thickness
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 12:01
#45
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 12:06
#46
Viirkokka wrote:
Is going out with people at work a good idea?
I’d imagine it’s similar to being with someone at College or School and I guess that can end in tears.. :P
You could always just have a fling with her!!!! MUCH EASIER!!!
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 12:57
#47
Dennis wrote:
You could always end up marrying someone you work(ed) with, like I did!
Having said that, we didn’t work together very long after we got together - our superiors wisely had me packed off to another pub. Good idea too, to be fair.
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 12:59
#48
Paddy wrote:
My first ever boss said to me on my first day in a office of forty women and just 3 men “word of advise, never poke the payroll”. Crude but very wise words to the spotty 17 year old herbert i was back then.
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 13:02
#49
Viirkokka wrote:
As in never poke the woman who deals with payroll? :P
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 13:34
#50
Dennis wrote:
Don’t wipe yourself on a wageslip after sex…?
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 13:39
#51
Paddy wrote:
Its a very handy bit of advice i think. Nearly everybody i have ever worked with who has copped off with someone at work, it has ended in tears and then you still have to work with the other mo fo, dow sound good to me.
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 15:29
#52
efilnikufesin wrote:
talking abouts fucked up dreams : when we were kids (9/10) me and my sister had the same nightmare for about 2 years that this man in a black cloak thing would come and take us away in the night when we were asleep - always thought that was pretty strange.
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 17:45
#53
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
had you just watched Chitty Chitty bang bang :D
Posted on Wed, 26 September 2007 at 16:06
#54
mrs h wrote:
Had a bloody awful one last night - I got a new job, but my boss was our very own deadsetgav! His desk was sideways on to mine so he could see my monitor, but I couldn’t see his - and I knew that he knew that I just wanted to fuck about on the WoM, and he knew that I knew it. It doesn’t sound too horrible, but it was - I was riddled with guilt because I couldn’t do anything that would put him in a difficult position, but I really wanted to be here and I reckoned he was on here anyway. It was just horrible. And then I accidentally crashed a car into a building and was locked in, but there was a toddler in the room that I had crashed into and I had to try and get it to unlock the car from the outside.
I feel properly stressed out after all that!
Posted on Tue, 4 December 2007 at 12:31
#55
White Psycho wrote:
My dreams right now always seem to involve work. It’s as though I’m serving mutants in my sleep. It sucks.
Posted on Tue, 4 December 2007 at 13:02
#56
mrs h wrote:
I don’t think I’d dare call Gav a mutant. Especially after last night …
Maybe it’s time you had a career change? :)
Posted on Tue, 4 December 2007 at 13:09
#57
Cuchulain wrote:
A while ago I had a dream that I was building a factory on my bellie.
Then I woke up and only the chimney was standing !
* gets coat *
Posted on Tue, 4 December 2007 at 13:13
#58
mrs h wrote:
Not good enough! :p
*passes cuch his suitcase*
Posted on Tue, 4 December 2007 at 13:25
#59
Viirkokka wrote:
I had a dream a friend of mine got stoned and posted me a gray boot he had written a message on detailing how his girlfriend had cheated on him. When I got the boot i then wrote him a txt msg describing how she had done it (cowboy/rodeo position) and that she had done it 100-150 times (I dont know how im my dream I could’ve figured this out). Then i woke up and thought “ah bugger i’ve actually written a txt msg to my friend” so i looked in my phone and it was 7 pages long in there but i fell back asleep. When I woke up in the morning I checked my phone and there was no message.. so I was dreaming I had woken up :P
Posted on Tue, 4 December 2007 at 13:37
#60
Cuchulain wrote:
* takes over suitcase *
You sending me on a holiday ? Where am I going ? Is it somewhere sunny and warm ? Sandy beaches ?
Posted on Tue, 4 December 2007 at 13:37
