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Started by Kid_Disco in Chit-Chat

couple of silly questions running through my mind last night.

If the drunken sailor was in the longboat waiting to sober up, but still pretty drunk, if a big hairy shark came up and ate him, would the shark get pissed off the rum in its blood, and what affect would a drunken shark have on the rest of the sea?

When you get cornered in the street by people with clipboards asking if you want to sponser a child in Afrcia, have you ever thought to yourself ”But what if the kids dies? Do I get a refund or a new child?”’

this last one does my head in, but they never seen to corner me anymore :(

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 15:19

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Idlevice2 wrote:

Or when people say that they want less sex in society, because they have children… how did their children get here?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 15:33

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

When delivering polystyrene, what do they pack it in?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 18:48

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mr self destruct wrote:

Who’d have guessed WoMbles were such deep thinkers… :p

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 19:22

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Kid_Disco wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

When delivering polystyrene, what do they pack it in?

bubblewrap silly :P

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 21:54

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Charlie (The Monsters Of Muskeg) wrote:

Kid_Disco wrote:

bubblewrap silly :P

:o so if i ordered Troublegum , would it come wrapped in polystyrene, wrapped in bubblewrap ?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 21:59

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

Who’d have guessed WoMbles were such deep thinkers… :p

I’ve often wondered…

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:43

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Squall wrote:

:o so if i ordered Troublegum , would it come wrapped in polystyrene, wrapped in bubblewrap ?

Troublerap?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:44

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CS (Colin S) wrote:

Any more stupid questions?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:44

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mr self destruct wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

I’ve often wondered…

Tell us what you wondered, d.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:45

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Kid_Disco wrote:

bubblewrap silly :P

True enough, and the bubblewrap is delivered encased in polystyrene. But what happens when all the bubblewrap is at one factory and all the polystyrene at another?? Madness. chaos would ensue. It’d be like Gomorrah all over again.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:46

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

Tell us what you wondered, d.

I’ve often wondered who’d have guessed WoMbles were such deep thinkers, naturally.

(Meaning that I’ve naturally wondered, not that they are naturally deep thinkers. Though they might be…)

I’d share my conclusions, but it’s too early to say.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:49

#12

mr self destruct wrote:

As I much suspected: a load of mumbly old bollocks ;)

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:50

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Dusty (Chris Davies) wrote:

are we deep thinkers ? lets have a think about that :)

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:52

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Neither of you are paying the slightest bit of attention, are you? :mad:

Look, it’s all perfectly straightforward..

Wait, let me get the diagrams.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:53

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mr self destruct wrote:

Have you been using pickled corpses in your research, d?

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:58

#16

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

No, they’re going spare. Help yourself.

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 22:59

#17

mr self destruct wrote:

Cheers! *chews on a pickled leg*

Posted on Tue, 25 April 2006 at 23:02

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buffalo-boy wrote:

Here’s a conundrum thats been plaguing me: Why is it 2 against 1 on Blockbusters? The team with 2 on it has to move just 1 square further than the guy on his own, so its still a bit unfair… Do they do an IQ test on all contestants and put the brainy ones on their own and the stupid people together?

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 07:35

#19

joseph? wrote:

Can animals talk to each other?
about us?

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 08:28

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Idlevice2 wrote:

I’ve Got the knives? wrote:

are we deep thinkers ? lets have a think about that :)

Well, there was a religion thread a while ago that got REALLY deep towards the end.

Also, if Dolphins are so smart, how come they STILL haven’t learned to breathe underwater like EVERYTHING ELSE that lives in the sea?

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 12:29

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Idlevice2 wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

Cheers! *chews on a pickled leg*

Some good puns in this thread.

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 12:30

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Idlevice2 wrote:

Also, if Dolphins are so smart, how come they STILL haven’t learned to breathe underwater like EVERYTHING ELSE that lives in the sea?

I’m more concerned that they’re always laughing. *paranoid*

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 12:32

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Idlevice2 wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

I’m more concerned that they’re always laughing. *paranoid*

maybe they’re retarded?

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 12:33

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

That’s just what they want you to think. That’s the reason for the whole can’t-breathe-under-water thing. It’s a ruse.

Don’t look into their eyes.

But don’t turn your back on them either.

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 12:34

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Idlevice2 wrote:

Well, they’re not incredibly difficult to avoid… right?

I mean, I’m fat and slow, but I can still outrun a dolphin…right?!

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 12:40

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Taunty Dan wrote:

Idlevice2 wrote:

Well, they’re not incredibly difficult to avoid… right?

I mean, I’m fat and slow, but I can still outrun a dolphin…right?!

the fat and slow ones yeah! :D

its the ones in the tracksuits and nike running shoes you’ve gotta watch out for…

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 12:48

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mr self destruct wrote:

We get joyriding dolphins round our way…cause havoc they do.

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 13:03

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JSar666 wrote:

“What year is it?”. I reckon one of you braver WoMbles should run into a shop during the day looking distressed and ask this while sweat pours down your brow. Upon receiving an answer, scream “Nooooooooooooooooo!” and run out of the shop. People will either think you’re a timetravelling hero or an anti-freeze drinking Glaswegian. Either way, they’ll have a story to tell their grandchildren.

I wonder what you get when you ask for a doggiebag at a Chinese restaurant?

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 13:04

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

JSar666 wrote:

“What year is it?”. I reckon one of you braver WoMbles should run into a shop during the day looking distressed and ask this while sweat pours down your brow. Upon receiving an answer, scream “Nooooooooooooooooo!” and run out of the shop. People will either think you’re a timetravelling hero or an anti-freeze drinking Glaswegian. Either way, they’ll have a story to tell their grandchildren.

:D Or just start acting oddly around your friends, say ‘oh boy’ and quietly call for someone named ‘Al’.

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 13:07

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

:D

Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 13:17

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