#61
Idlevice2 wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
If Terry Pratchett is to be believed, they’re all waiting out of sight round the corner. :)
That’s actually true. when riots kicked off in the Pound Club back in the day, the police would just wait until everyone was either too beat up, or too tired to fight back and just go in and lift them all. makes sense.
Posted on Sun, 7 May 2006 at 16:35
#62
Cuchulain wrote:
Kid_Disco wrote:
a new one, why is it when you burp you say pardon
I don’t. It’s more fun putting your thumb at your forehead and slap anyone who doesn’t !
Posted on Mon, 8 May 2006 at 11:19
#63
buffalo-boy wrote:
Idlevice2 wrote:
The best is in horror films where they keep on pressing the button again and again, panic-stricken. I want that to work sometime…
‘What was wrong with the phone?’
‘Wasn’t hung up enough…’
lol :D
Why do intelligent people purchase bottled water?
‘Hmmmm, fill up my bath with water for 10p or buy a bottle of contaminated stuff with extra toxins from the plastic for a pound?’
Duh! Anyone who buys bottled water is a C U N T
Posted on Mon, 8 May 2006 at 12:55
#64
Taunty Dan wrote:
buffalo-boy wrote:
lol :D
Why do intelligent people purchase bottled water?
because…
when you’re shopping/stuck in an airport/at a service station, you can either line the pockets of the evil coca cola or pepsi empires, or buy a bottle of water which is a refreshing drink. As opposed to coke/pepsi/all fizzy drinks, which are essentially sugar and do nothing for your thirst whatsoever.
or maybe i AM a cunt. :)
Posted on Mon, 8 May 2006 at 13:58
#65
Dandev51 wrote:
Title: Nowhere
This thread is so random…
Posted on Mon, 8 May 2006 at 14:52
#66
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dandev51 wrote:
This thread is so random…
..yeah, because all the other ones aren’t…! :)
Posted on Mon, 8 May 2006 at 15:00
