#31
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
I got one the other day
“You have an amazing arse”…
Umm…
And the usual “Do you come here often?/Do you ever go to x?”
I’ve never heard any properly cheesy ones.
I’ve been known (just for mates mind) to do the horrible “Excuse me, do you do some random business course? My friend thinks she recognises you…” Gets them talking anyhow!
So, Hanne, baby, DO you come here often? :D
Nice arse by the way.
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:11
#32
Kid_Disco wrote:
my most commonly used pick up line is probably ”aye, half ounce this week”.
woman are a rather large headache.
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:12
#33
joseph? wrote:
My mate got some condoms. Sat next to a girl, got one out his pocket, and said romantically “I’ve got a johnny, wanna go for one?”
Didn’t work.
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:13
#34
Taunty Dan wrote:
joseph? wrote:
My mate got some condoms. Sat next to a girl, got one out his pocket, and said romantically “I’ve got a johnny, wanna go for one?”
Didn’t work.
…because he was expecting it to?! :D
Great comedian though, this “mate” of yours…!
My brother was asked once by this girl if he shaved his balls. He replied “do you?”
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:19
#35
Hanne wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
So, Hanne, baby, DO you come here often? :D
Nice arse by the way.
But how do you know if you’ve never seen it?
Because I’m nice I’ve attached a picture of my ass stuck up in the air…
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:19
#36
Dermot wrote:
Hanne wrote:
And the usual “Do you come here often?/Do you ever go to x?”
Ever go to the “Other Bands And Artists Board” Hanne? I’m sure I’ve seen you there before…
Oh, and nice arse :p
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:20
#37
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
But how do you know if you’ve never seen it?
Because I’m nice I’ve attached a picture of my ass stuck up in the air…
LOL :D
Nice ass AND a sense of humour! :)
get your coat love, you’ve pulled.
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:21
#38
joseph? wrote:
Its nice that relationships have started in this thread now.
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:22
#39
msd wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Because I’m nice I’ve attached a picture of my ass stuck up in the air…
Wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaaaaah ;)
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:28
#40
Taunty Dan wrote:
joseph? wrote:
Its nice that relationships have started in this thread now.
i know. Bless, i KNEW you and Mr Self Destruct were made for each other! :D
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:30
#41
joseph? wrote:
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 11:32
#42
Hanne wrote:
Oh god, 8 posts in and I seem to be in trouble again…
I’m quite upset that only 11 people have had a good look at my ass.
That is seriously not going to get old for a while…
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 14:43
#43
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Oh god, 8 posts in and I seem to be in trouble again…
I’m quite upset that only 11 people have had a good look at my ass.
That is seriously not going to get old for a while…
:D
I would never have guessed from your myspace picture that your ass would look like that! :)
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 14:44
#44
Hanne wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
:D
I would never have guessed from your myspace picture that your ass would look like that! :)
But why not? I know my ass is big, but it works hard and can carry a great load, it’s been a worthy companion and when the boys love it when I show them my ass.
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 14:50
#45
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
But why not? I know my ass is big, but it works hard and can carry a great load, it’s been a worthy companion and when the boys love it when I show them my ass.
you’re right, theres still so much mileage in this!
Aren’t you even a little ashamed that so many folk have seen your ass? What must your parents think?
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 14:51
#46
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
You really know how to “grab” attention hanne
Your ass is a bit to hairy for my liking :D
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 14:53
#47
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Fuck it. *gives in to what she knows is going to be a poor joke and looks at the goddamn ass*
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 14:56
#48
Taunty Dan wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Fuck it. *gives in to what she knows is going to be a poor joke and looks at the goddamn ass*
:D
Come on Hooch, show us YOUR ass, you know it makes sense!
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:00
#49
Hanne wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
you’re right, theres still so much mileage in this!
Aren’t you even a little ashamed that so many folk have seen your ass? What must your parents think?
Actually my parents paid for me to have a new ass for my 18th birthday, and we’re all proud of my current ass.
What’s an ass if you can’t show it off eh? Especially to strangers on the internet!
Actually, do you reckon I should charge people to see my ass?
In the summer I sometimes charge people to ride my ass. It’s quite profitable…
This isn’t funny but it is.
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:05
#50
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Actually my parents paid for me to have a new ass for my 18th birthday, and we’re all proud of my current ass.
What’s an ass if you can’t show it off eh? Especially to strangers on the internet!
Actually, do you reckon I should charge people to see my ass?
In the summer I sometimes charge people to ride my ass. It’s quite profitable…
This isn’t funny but it is.
ah, see, well you kinda killed it now. :(
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:06
#51
joseph? wrote:
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:21
#52
Hanne wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
ah, see, well you kinda killed it now. :(
Probably for the best…
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:24
#53
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
well the problem you’ve got now is following it up with some more innuendo flavored posts. Start as you mean to go on. :)
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:43
#54
Hanne wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
well the problem you’ve got now is following it up with some more innuendo flavored posts. Start as you mean to go on. :)
Bollocks.
Can I start again?
Do not make me start with more animal-anatomical parts innuendoes, please! I have them building up inside..must…not…type…arghhhh…
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:51
#55
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Bollocks.
Can I start again?
Do not make me start with more animal-anatomical parts innuendoes, please! I have them building up inside..must…not…type…arghhhh…
dooo iiiit…DO IT!! :D
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 15:57
#56
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
*Nods head in agreement with Dan*
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 16:09
#57
CS (Colin S) wrote:
If you don’t mind me asking, how did a thread about pick up lines eventually get to a pic of an ass?
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 16:10
#58
Taunty Dan wrote:
Colin? wrote:
If you don’t mind me asking, how did a thread about pick up lines eventually get to a pic of an ass?
magic ;)
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 17:02
#59
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
:D
Come on Hooch, show us YOUR ass, you know it makes sense!
*absolutely does NOT remark that it makes more sense than the rest of her*
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 20:02
#60
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
*absolutely does NOT remark that it makes more sense than the rest of her*
*absolutely does NOT find that post hilarious*
Posted on Wed, 26 April 2006 at 20:30
