Wall of Mouths

joseph? wrote:

I had a bad experience watching jeepers creepers, not only was it crap but started to get with a girl in there too. But to my horror when we went outside she was not quite as attractive as i had preveiously for-seen, the stupid dim lights had hidden her true apperance.

LOL!! :D The old “munter in the dark” routine, eh? class.

phenemon with john travota it was fucking terrible fell asleep in cinema started snorning and noone complained cause it was better than the film…true story(well the falling asllep part)

how can anyone put high fidelty in a top 5 list (irony?)

Maybe he would list top 5’s as he’s smart enough to hold down and keep a job. Hope that isn’t too critical I’d HATE to sound like someone else!

:D

Sorry for the outburst, I realise now that It was a mistake.

You’re obviously a much better person than me for having a job.

I mean, you didnt even ask me the reasons why I don’t have a job, or I why I walked away from my last one.

:o That’s cool though. If it makes you happy being self righteous.

Now, some of you may have noticed that it is my personal opinion that almost everything (at least, everything that people have generally heard of) is utter shit. Movies are no exception. I hate vitually all of them- that’s fine. Gives me time to obsess over the few great ones.

One movie, however…

One… horrible movie

Has become… an experience I will never forgot as being the worst form of art I have ever been exposed to. I think it is literaly the worst creative THING of any kind ever. At least the holocaust gave ya something to tell the grandkids )or sell to documentary makers for years to come).

I cannot fathom how desperatly poor this film is. And the final wound at the fabric of my being- one of the men responsible for this atrocity is also responsible for my favourite movie of all time.

Imagine, if you will, that your favorite band brought out an album so pitifully tragiclly bad, that not only was it the worst music they’d ever made, but the worst music ANYBODY ever made- EVER, making the Pussycat Dolls (I read the name in a magazine somewhere) look like Tschicovsky. That is how betrayed I felt sitting in the cinema that fateful day.

Sitting
Dispairing
And knowing the face of hell itself
Watching A.I.

2001

Over rated big pile of dull as fuck space dirge on valium.

Taunty Dan wrote:

is bio-dome pauly shaw? My better half has ordered that from blockbusters. I know not what to expect…

at this stage i’m sure you’ve seen the film and LOVED it???
it’s so funny…the first time i ever saw that i almost died laughing!

So, what did you think?

if you have serious trouble getting it i’ll try burn it and send it to ya…anything to spread the cheer that is BioDome…i still find it funny even after all this time but most of my friends think i’m insane for liking it

well in my opinion that should be reversed…biodome is funnier…

Am i the only one who thinks that last house on the left is possibly the crappest film ever? It is just so retarded it’s unbelievable!
First off, there’s is absolutely no motivation for anything in the film! Why would a bunch of hardened killers risk being caught after escaping prison and trap and rape two girls? Why would the police(Who act like Morcombe and bloody Wise) trail all the way into a forest if there car has broken down and not bother to radio for back-up? Why would the parents of one of the murdered girls decide, instead of contacting the police when they have the killers in their house, to massacre one with a chainsaw, give one a blow job and then knife one in the throat?!
Secondly, there’s absolutely no attempt at trying to build up suspense, just one retarded action after the other happens. The talk between the parents and the daughter is quite frankly creepy
*Mum and daughter talking about breasts. Dad listens in*
“Whats all this tits buisiness?*looks at daughters breasts* Look at you! I can see your nips as clear as day! etc”
and last off…there’s not even any mention or reference to a last house on the left!?!!!!

Wes Craven can go eat a steaming pile of fudd.

I’ve seen bits of it and from what i’ve seen i think it’s “Last house on the left” but better made.

Title: Spit on your grave

Remember seeing this a few years ago and it was one of those that makes you think ‘why the hell did someone make this film’. I read in some movie magazine that someone is remaking ‘last house on the left’ a bit strange i think?

andys gibson sg wrote:

Has anyone seen ‘I spit on your grave’?

bathtub scene…ouch! When I was a kid it was infmous. When I really watched it when I was older it didn;t live up to it’s rep