Futurama Quotes ? on Wall of Mouths

Futurama Quotes ?

Now, we all know Futurama is so much better than The Simpsons.

Post your favourite 30th century Quotes here :D

Glurmo: This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.

Fry: I have an idea.
Leela: I have a better one.

Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere… and I thought I saw a two.

Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, if it’s a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif Kroker: Ugh…”Sexlexia”.

Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 15:09

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Taunty Dan wrote:

“futurama is better than the Simpsons” :eek: Squall and Dan agree on something shocker!!!! :D

oh so many funny quotes.

Dr Zoidberg (upon spotting a guinea pig laid as a trap): Hello whats this? 2 meals in one week?!

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 15:31

Philth wrote:

Brannigan: What are you? Gay?

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 16:13

Billy Blue wrote:

Good news everyone!

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 12:00

Taunty Dan wrote:

(Kif scrubbing Brannigans back in the shower)

Brannigan: Lower…lower…lower…:eek: TOO LOW! lower…

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 12:06

Dennis wrote:

never seen it, but it sounds shite so far!

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 12:08

Taunty Dan wrote:

NEVER SEEN IT?????? HANG YOUR IGNORANT HEAD IN SHAME!!!

HANG IIIITTTT…

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 12:09

Dennis wrote:

you call ME ignorant!

That was a quote from Bender in series two, episode three!

Come on, a REAL fan woulda known that!

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 12:14

Taunty Dan wrote:

yeah, that told YOU!!

heh heh sucker…

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 12:53

Charlie wrote:

Futurama is easily better than simpsons. :D

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 13:20

#10

Taunty Dan wrote:

oh absolutely. When did it end? Did fry and leela ever get together?

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 13:54

#11

caffeinebomb wrote:

I love futurama - a bit more subtle and intelligent than the simpsons

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 15:30

#12

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:
oh absolutely. When did it end? Did fry and leela ever get together?

I think they did in that episode where Fry catches a smart virus. But he got cured.

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 19:22

#13

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Vendor: ‘I’ll give you ten bucks for the human.’
Fry:’Ten bucks?! My clothes are worth that!’
Vendor: ‘Deal!’

*cut to Fry sat naked on the couch*

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 19:24

#14

Charlie wrote:

:D IF, when Fry is naked on the couch, you pause

the DVD and stare for ages - you’re really sad and

need to get out more…:D:D

Posted on Thu, 6 July 2006 at 00:16

#15

gimpbunny (andy robertson) wrote:

in the final episode fry gets the robots devils hands (how great is it that theres a robot devil) so he can play the holothingy to impress lela big opera and touching end with fry back to normal and more than a hint of a budding relationship
and the moral is
you can always wear a woman down enough so she will go out with you just have to put in the time (and deal with the robot devil)it only took fry 4 years

Posted on Fri, 7 July 2006 at 09:33

#16

Charlie wrote:

The Robot Devil is Voiced by

Dan ” Homer Simpson “Castellaneta

Posted on Fri, 7 July 2006 at 10:33

#17

Cuchulain wrote:

Bender : ’ I’m gonna drink until I reboot ’

Been using that one for ages myself !

Posted on Fri, 7 July 2006 at 10:57

#18

Taunty Dan wrote:

gimpbunny wrote:
in the final episode fry gets the robots devils hands

oh so THAT ones the last episode?

Posted on Fri, 7 July 2006 at 11:58

#19

Charlie wrote:

For now… :)

Posted on Fri, 7 July 2006 at 19:12

#20

Billy Blue wrote:

“I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar”

Posted on Fri, 7 July 2006 at 23:01

#21

HurricaneHolgi (Holgi) wrote:

Yeah! Well, I’m gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!”

Great !! :D

Posted on Sun, 9 July 2006 at 16:43

#22

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

That was the moment I permanently identified Bender with Seb. :D

Posted on Sun, 9 July 2006 at 18:59

#23

Idlevice2 wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:
“futurama is better than the Simpsons” :eek: Squall and Dan agree on something shocker!!!! :D

Squall, Idle AND Dan agree, actually. I never thought I’d see the day.

I’ve become obsessed with Futurama over the summer to a dangerous level.

“Saw ALL the episodes?”, you ask.
“With comentary” I would reply.

I have a hand-drawn Alien Alphabet on a piece of A4 sitting on my keyboard.

Someone help.

Oddly, my favourite quote is

‘Even the news-monster is acting weird’

Posted on Mon, 10 July 2006 at 23:58

#24

Taunty Dan wrote:

ooh ooh, i’ve remembered possibly my favorite bit!!

Sylon (?) and garfunkel, essentially art garfunkel with a big robot. Singing. In a robot voice. It needs to be seen.

Posted on Tue, 11 July 2006 at 10:28

#25

Taunty Dan wrote:

Idlevice2 wrote:
Squall, Idle AND Dan agree, actually. I never thought I’d see the day.

me either! :D I promise i’ll disagree with you at the next given opportunity!

Posted on Tue, 11 July 2006 at 10:29

#26

Charlie wrote:

:D I Agree.

Zapp Brannigan : ” Kif, what do I call my personal quarters ? ? ”

Kif : ” ( sigh ) The lovenasium ”

Posted on Tue, 11 July 2006 at 12:00

#27

Idlevice2 wrote:

yeah, Kif was way better before he started going out with Amy.

I love the Omicronian’s names. Not big fans of vowels ‘Lrrr’ and ‘Ndnd’

Posted on Mon, 17 July 2006 at 14:44

#28

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Can’t remember if they have a name, but the grey inhabitants of the neutral zone. Such gems as ‘If I die, tell my wife: “hello”’,
and ‘All I know is that my gut says “maybe”’

Posted on Mon, 17 July 2006 at 16:01

#29

Charlie wrote:

LOVE the neutral zone quotes :D:D

Go To Beige Alert !!! :D

Posted on Mon, 17 July 2006 at 23:14

#30

Taunty Dan wrote:

i had to dig this thread back up, its such a genius programme.

Can’t actually think of any quotea at the moment though! :D

Apart from Beck referring to his “beck-tionary”. :)

Posted on Tue, 30 January 2007 at 15:05