#151
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And hungry hippos and jumping frogs. :(
And carrots.
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 18:35
#152
Hanne wrote:
You lot don’t think very highly of me do you :(
It’s for their own good, everyone needs some elephant-drawing encouragement at some point in their life. Plus I get some decoration for my bare walls, hoorah!
WP - If I could understand the brummie accent myself then maybe…
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 18:41
#153
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Bah! Do we really need incriminating evidence? :P
I would concern yourself too much, i’m incredable bad when it comes to photos… i don’t even have any of my own child. I will either forget to bring it, forget to take any pictures or the batterys will be flat.
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 18:56
#154
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Isn’t everyday a 3some with you, leftie and rightie?
That’s a very tender subject Hanne, I lost my left arm in a bizarre gardening accident in 2002, and I’m a bit touchy about it actually so I’ll thank you not to mention it again.
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 21:23
#155
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Don’t forget to bring a waterproof mac
TO be fair, I’m never separated from my dirty raincoat. Except by four inches of turgid flesh on occasion. :D
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 21:24
#156
Hanne wrote:
I couldn’t give a monkey’s about your left arm, I was referring to leftie wellie and rightie wellie, actually. Of all people!
We are all subjected to your raincoat, but looking at all the stains on it I wouldn’t say it was waterproof…
Are we going to get a full confirmation from you then? I need to start coming up with inventive places to put my shoes.
(Oh, by the way, I tried some beauties on today, green satin peeptoe heels)
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 21:54
#157
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
You’re an insensitive twat, but man you know how to tease.
At the moment I’m a big fat Yes. I’m working 7-3 on the Saturday then will be jetting to evil stinky brum and drinking beer and depositing in peoples footwear.
some directions would be ace, but seing as I’m going to get drunk and be shameful I’m wholeheartedly not expecting any.
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 22:05
#158
Hanne wrote:
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 22:25
#159
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I like the thong too. Was planning to Drive because it’s more flexible and means I don’t have to deal with New Street.
All I really need is a number and a postcode emailed to me (preferably corresponding with your house obviously) I haven’t got one of them there new fangled SatNav deelys but I can use the good old A to Z to find you - I’m not too bad at Birmingham, I lived in Stourbridge for a few months once and found myself driving about a lot.
What is your nearest Train Station?
I’ll be the one-armed hunchback with the “yogurt” stained mac tring to steal the ticket lady’s kitten heels.
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 22:31
#160
Hanne wrote:
Hahaha Stourbridge, hahaahah.
I reckon the nearest station is Aston, but I have no fucking clue where that is and no doubt we’d all be shot; I only live about 15 minutes (brisk) walk from New Street/Moor st anyhow and then you can all walk past my old digs and go “Ooh” and “aaahhh” at how amazing and lovely and how just down the road from the Academy and opposite Scruffy’s they are.
I’ll be the shoeless, bearded, “woman” in tears.
Edit: You have mail.
Posted on Mon, 7 August 2006 at 22:58
#161
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Posted on Sun, 13 August 2006 at 21:54
#162
Hanne wrote:
Well, I hope so, I’m growing my beard specially.
Posted on Sun, 13 August 2006 at 23:12
#163
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Is that beard in inverted commas?
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 10:43
#164
Divers (Simon) wrote:
No a real beard…we are all growing one ready for the meet up so we can find eachother at the station… it makes sense in our heads anyway.
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 11:25
#165
Billy Blue wrote:
No Reading or Leeds festival for you guys then?
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 11:45
#166
Hanne wrote:
Divers wrote:
No a real beard…we are all growing one ready for the meet up so we can find eachother at the station… it makes sense in our heads anyway.
It makes sense on all counts.
How is yours going? Mine’s pitiful, apart from the moustache, obviously.
No Reading or Leeds, it’s far too emo and loud and far away
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 12:10
#167
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Only band i would want to see who i haven’t already is Pearl Jam and i can’t justify going just for them… also i have been to a lot of concerts resently and i’m skint!
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 12:10
#168
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hanne wrote:
It makes sense on all counts.
How is yours going? Mine’s pitiful, apart from the moustache, obviously.
To be honest mine looks like the same it always does..unshaven but not very bushy… i don’t think its possible for me to grow one.
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 12:21
#169
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Just trim some of that mop from the top of your head and glue it onto your chin… sorted :)
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 14:07
#170
Fordonian wrote:
Right, I have beard and will to travel, what else do i need for this?
Posted on Tue, 15 August 2006 at 21:36
#171
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Have you got a cape yet?
(You have mail :) )
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 07:09
#172
Fordonian wrote:
Strangely enough I bought a cape only a month ago… I’ll bring it as proof :)
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 09:03
#173
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 11:47
#174
mrs h wrote:
Heysatan wrote:
Strangely enough I bought a cape only a month ago… I’ll bring it as proof :)
He thinks it’s a cape. Really it’s a bib :D
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 12:05
#175
Hanne wrote:
Capes are good.
As is alcohol in any form. I sent some vodka, kahlua and passoa up the other day.
A sleeping bag of some sort (or a bin bag maybe?) would help loads but not entirely necessary :)
I may end up taking some tobacco molasses and charcoal up (and possibly a brand new shiny hookah) if anyone smokes shisha?
And of course pens, paper and an elephant stencil.
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 12:07
#176
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I will borrow my brothers sleeping bag as i don’t own one. Its camoflage :rolleyes: so you may not be to see me in the morning!
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 13:09
#177
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
By camoflage do you mean decorated with a crushed beer can and fag-end design? Cause otherwise you’re gonna stand out like a sore thumb.
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 13:17
#178
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I’m bringing Jaegermeister, a sleeping bag, a family sized bottle of baby* oil and an anglepoise lamp.
(*made from real babies apparently - we could have made a profit from oates
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 14:37
#179
Fordonian wrote:
mrs h wrote:
He thinks it’s a cape. Really it’s a bib :D
No, I’ve got a cape now AS WELL! :p :D
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 08:12
#180
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Fuck, bollocks, shit, bastard, cunt.
First day back to work today - in me week off, I have lost 5 of my 11 staff for next week in one form or another and there is no way on God’s grimy Earth that I will get Saturday night, Sunday off in August Bank Holiday Week when the weather is this poor.
So - barring miracles, acts of God or an influx of staff - I am not going to be able to make it, which is a major pisser. - hence the bad language.
Really sorry - I know you were all really looking forward to meeting me.
Well drinking my Jaegermeister anyway.
I’ll be in the corner - crying.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 17:19
