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marja (sinner) wrote:

loosing from a girl :p that’s really bad :D

can’t we just play tea or something. You must be good at that

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 10:21

#242

Dennis wrote:

I think it is time for something non-competitive.

*gets out a couple of balls of wool, four knitting needles and a pattern*

Right, if you concentrate on the sleeves, I will finish off the neck and main body of the jumper, and we will have this “Neil Cooper Is God (Even Though He Comes From Derby And They Beat Wolves 1-0 Last Night, The Fuckers)” sweater finished in no time at all.

I reckon we better make it an XL, just to fit all the words on, no..?

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 10:27

#243

marja (sinner) wrote:

OK, you take the green knitting needles and I’ll have the pink ones. Or do you want the pink ones? I know that you used them to make those lovely pot holders with them, so maybe you want them for good luck

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 10:30

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Dennis wrote:

“pot holders”..? Do you mean the plant-pot holders I made, or my knitted stash bag* for keeping my weed in…?

EDIT:

*Which worked considerably better than the knitted ashtray I made :(

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 10:36

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Igor Belanov wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I think it is time for something non-competitive.

*gets out a couple of balls of wool, four knitting needles and a pattern*

Knitting non-competitive? Don’t you know how the Seven Years War broke out?

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 11:47

#246

Dennis wrote:

Erm…no?

:(

I just presumed that was caused by someone dicking around with someone else’s clock radio alarm…?

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 11:49

#247

Igor Belanov wrote:

Well possibly.

But I’m sure the arms race of producing sharper and stronger armour-tipped knitting needles contributed as well.

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 11:56

#248

Dennis wrote:

No i think you are mistaking the meaning of “arms race”, which was in fact the clash between countries as to who could finish the arms off on a tricky sweater they had been competing over…

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 13:07

#249

Igor Belanov wrote:

Maybe I was getting confused with some kind of needlework instead…

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 13:30

#250

caffeinebomb wrote:

*walks in. Makes coffee. Leaves a single peach floating in an inverted bowler hat full of perfume. Walks out*

Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 14:18

#251

Dennis wrote:

That’s not a peach, that’s a nectarine.

You people must think I am saft, trying to fob me off with closely-related-but-not-identical fruit.

*goes back to his I-Spy Book of Fruit*

Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 09:19

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