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Started by joseph? in Chit-Chat

I passed my college course! FUCK YEH! I am now a qualified professional arborist! I’ve already had statisfied customers and I’m thinking of starting my own business (in a few years). Plus I never have to go into education again, which means I won’t have to do any assignments ever again, which means I can now practically LIVE on this website. HAZZAR!

Anyone else finished school/uni/college forever recently?

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 16:27

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RobbyVDH wrote:

Congratulations :D

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 16:29

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joseph? wrote:

I see your an analyst, so what does that involve Robby?

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 16:32

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CS (Colin S) wrote:

What is an arborist?

And congratulations!! :D

Cx

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 18:07

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Punkwak (Tijn) wrote:

congratulations.. :p

Airbornist: someone who flies in the 1944 escadrons.. :o

Colin ready also.. ?! :D

cheers

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 18:07

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Lola* wrote:

Colin? wrote:

What is an arborist?

a tree looker afterer/tree doctor type person

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 19:16

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RobbyVDH wrote:

joseph? wrote:

I see your an analyst, so what does that involve Robby?

Analysing all financial data… and basically telling managers in a decent way that they are idiots, have no clue what they are doing and suggest a way to do it differently but still in a way they can save their ass :D

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 20:00

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deadsetgav wrote:

You a bit of a whiz with Crystal Reports then?

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 20:35

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Fordonian wrote:

Gav! Are you too cursed by the fucking things? Whoohoo!! I hate them, they usually don’t work when I want them to.

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 21:39

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deadsetgav wrote:

Actually, I did a 5 day training course on Crystal Reports… and found it a piece of piss…

Without sounding like a big-headed wanker (yeah right ;)), by the advanced section the trainer was asking me what to do in places :D

but I am kinda clued up on database design and table relationships… I currently use SQL queries and views to extract data from our databases. :rolleyes: you can all wake up now ;)

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 21:46

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Fordonian wrote:

*wipes dribble from beard, opens one eye and squints abit*

Wha’?! Eh?!

Well the fuckers just fail to actually even so much as open/do general starting to work shit for me.

Don’t worry - the rest of the band told me to shut up yesterday when I noticed a riser in the room we were jamming in and it… *stops while hes ahead*

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 21:55

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joseph? wrote:

Ci? wrote:

a tree looker afterer/tree doctor type person

Yeh a tree surgeon is another name, but im actually better than that.

@ gav I FUCKING HATE databases!

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 22:42

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deadsetgav wrote:

Not my databases you dont, they are sweet and they got soul! :D

Posted on Fri, 21 July 2006 at 06:14

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Lola* wrote:

joseph? wrote:

Yeh a tree surgeon is another name, but im actually better than that.

yeah tree surgeon sounds way better than tree looker afterer

Posted on Fri, 21 July 2006 at 06:46

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RobbyVDH wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

You a bit of a whiz with Crystal Reports then?

We don’t use that, but something similar… together with 500 other tools :D

Posted on Fri, 21 July 2006 at 07:42

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zipless wrote:

So you have a rather big shed then, Robby?

Posted on Fri, 21 July 2006 at 17:01

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RobbyVDH wrote:

If all these tools would actually work together, that would be great… but of course they don’t :(

Posted on Sun, 23 July 2006 at 20:53

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Citizen Erased wrote:

Congrats Jospeh?

Robby - does this mean you’re… kinda like an investment banker? Am sure that’s rhyming slng for something…

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 16:40

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RobbyVDH wrote:

Hell no :eek:

I’m working on opex, margins, revenue, … that kind of stuff.

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 17:58

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