#31
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 14:49
#32
mrs h wrote:
Don’t apologise - easy mistake!
How’s things?
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 14:52
#33
mr self destruct wrote:
Erm, yes, fine thanks… *backs away*
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 14:53
#34
mrs h wrote:
:(
I’ve alienated you again, haven’t I?
*sobs*
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 14:59
#35
mr self destruct wrote:
Alienated me from whom? *increasingly bemused*
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 15:02
#36
mrs h wrote:
Sorry, I meant asphyxiated :(
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 15:10
#37
Charlie wrote:
I am not 12
I’m telling mum :mad:
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 15:19
#38
mrs h wrote:
Sammy? Where are you?
Damnit - I’ve gone blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 15:24
#39
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I recommend you stop masturbating - apparently the damage isn’t permafuywp.c
Posted on Fri, 22 September 2006 at 18:58
#40
Charlie wrote:
* Tries to drag this thread back on topic *
Richard Hammond is walking and conversing - so that is good news.
:)
Posted on Sat, 23 September 2006 at 22:06
#41
mrs h wrote:
and he had cornflakes for breakfast :) bless! :)
Posted on Sun, 24 September 2006 at 21:24
#42
Charlie wrote:
Its such a relief he isnt either in a wheelchair or worse - catatonic. :)
Posted on Sun, 24 September 2006 at 22:39
#43
Igor Belanov wrote:
He was never as bad as was made out in the media- I have inside information!
Quite a lot of fuss for someone who helps present a motoring programme on BBC2.
Posted on Mon, 25 September 2006 at 07:25
#44
Charlie wrote:
:rolleyes:
What a lovely thing to say about a fellow human being.
Posted on Mon, 25 September 2006 at 14:51
#45
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
He was never as bad as was made out in the media- I have inside information!
Quite a lot of fuss for someone who helps present a motoring programme on BBC2.
Never as bad?
Driving at nearly 300mph and bouncing it off the grass a few times would leave you fairly battered.
So who’s this “Inside source”?
Posted on Mon, 25 September 2006 at 16:38
#46
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
Quite a lot of fuss for someone who helps present a motoring programme on BBC2.
That must be the best post ever!!
We’ll know to not give a fuss about you when you crash a car at 300MPH and flip on the grass a few times. ;)
Colinxx
Posted on Mon, 25 September 2006 at 18:29
#47
Igor Belanov wrote:
Well Colin, I hope that you’ll be visiting every hospital in the world today with a bunch of flowers for every accident victim since you care so much.
I find it amazing that people with so much bile and anger over the slightest little thing can suddenly go all emotional over injuries sustained by a minor ‘celebrity’. I’m quite happy that the bloke’s recovering, I just wish that people would retain a sense of perspective.
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 07:10
#48
buffalo-boy wrote:
all this negativity floating about! It’s not good for the soul you know!
I’m glad the guy is getting better and I was genuinely worried about the guy. Not because i ‘don’t have perspective’ but because he is one celeb who actually seems like a decent bloke and not an arse! :p
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 07:15
#49
mrs h wrote:
Tubthumper wrote:
Never as bad?
Driving at nearly 300mph and bouncing it off the grass a few times would leave you fairly battered.
So who’s this “Inside source”?
Igor works for the LGI. It’s not like the FBI, or ‘Special Victims Unit’ though. It’s a bit pants really!
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 08:58
#50
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
LGI? Don’t they make cheap DVD players?
Igor: Angry, bilious people can care too. Just look at Smum. Ok. Bad example. Just look at someone angry and bilious who also cares, and pretend that I was the one who pointed them out to you. :)
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 10:26
#51
Dennis wrote:
I am just disappointed that this programme fails to live up to its name - I mean, there hasn’t been a single review of skunk, weed OR grass for as long as I have been watching it :(
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 10:59
#52
Citizen Erased wrote:
I’d be Richard Hammond if I was cooler. Top Gear, lack of drugs aside (but speed is a drug…) is cool and makes me want to earn £100k a year so I can save for an Aston.
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 11:08
#53
mrs h wrote:
I think that’s a great idea! If everyone gets really giddy and macho and buys a big gas guzzling car, we can speed up global warming so much that the whole of the South and East Anglia are all underwater by the middle of next year! :D
*sets off to buy a people carrier with a jet engine*
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:04
#54
Dennis wrote:
People carrier, eh..?
*starts compiling his VENT YOUR SPLEEN entry on bl**dy b*st*rd people carriers, or rather the f*ck*n’ C*NTS who drive around in them*
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:19
#55
Citizen Erased wrote:
Neither Chelsea nor Belgravia are that far from here, I’m already swamped in big gas guzzling 4x4s :( And whatever some people say about them, there are a lot of them around at school run time, generally with well manicured snooby looking women driving them :( No chaffeurs though, these women love to keep it real.
Still would like an Astom though.
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:20
#56
mrs h wrote:
I had driving lessons about 20 years ago. I ran over a dog and I’ve never really bothered since then …
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:25
#57
Dennis wrote:
The problem I have with them in particular is that, with them being larger than your average car, they allow arrogant drivers to get away with pushing into queues and barging across lanes much more than they normally would.
This is not only dangerous but it is bloody annoying when you are in a line of traffic and someone bezzes up the outside lane and tries to cut in further on, just cos they know that sooner or later someone will panic when they see a set of bullbars coming at them and get out the way quickly.
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:26
#58
mrs h wrote:
On the other hand if I drove a tank I would have been able to leave a good while ago. Kids have been chucking fireworks about all over the place. I think they’ve gone now, so I’m going to do the brave pedestrian thing and see what happens :S
Have fun :)
*waves*
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:33
#59
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
The problem I have with them in particular is that, with them being larger than your average car, they allow arrogant drivers to get away with pushing into queues and barging across lanes much more than they normally would.
When I started reading that I thought you meant dogs!! :D
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:34
#60
Dennis wrote:
i DID mean dogs!
Really, you should see the animals that people ride on hte back of in Wolverhampton - great big Great Danes with bullbars at the front and a spare Leg on the back with some shitty logo or some stupid picture of origami rhinos shagging each other or whatever the fuck that is supposed to be…
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 16:35
