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Just to prove how stupid I really am…

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Started by CS (Colin S) in Chit-Chat

… I set myself on fire today.
Okay, that’s not the whole story. We were bored in town, so we decided to wrap me (I volunteered) in toilet paper (TP). From my head to my crotch I was covered in TP.
Then a bunch of chavs thought it’d be funny to set the new main tourist attraction on fire. Several pics were taken with me, as tourists were wooed by Belfast’s most bored people’s creativity. Fire was quickly put out by the way.
Then I got chucked out of shops for having TP on me, and I got a lot of stares… but I get that anyway. Decided to set myself on fire several times and at one point my head and stomach was on fire… getting onto my skin. =\

Twas a good day.

Cx

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:12

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#1

RobbyVDH wrote:

:eek:

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:16

#2

Simon (Simon) wrote:

But Colin you really don’t need to prove how stupid you are:)

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:20

#3

CS (Colin S) wrote:

I just thought I would, because, ya know, I’m bored.

Cx

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:22

#4

Simon (Simon) wrote:

Well instead of being on here being bored… pick up your guitar and practice. If you do that everytime you say your bored (which seems to be alot) then you will be shredding with the best of them sooner than you think.

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:26

#5

CS (Colin S) wrote:

Meh, I’m not musically talented. I’m going on fire again tomorrow, much to the annoyance of Orla.. :rolleyes:

Cx

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:43

#6

Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

Yeah, stop being bored and do something with your life.

Learning the guitar would be a good idea. I’ve just newly bought myself an acoustic to force myself to play because along with drums, I think it’ll be enjoyable when I finally start to learn to songwrite and eventually come up with songs for my band.

As the drummer, I just hear what they have to offer, give my suggestions then play along. I think writing songs (when I can eventually play the damn guitar) will be ace.

You should set yourself a schedule of practice then you’ll be shredding in no time like Divers said.

Edit: The fire thing is just dumb.

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:44

#7

Hanne wrote:

You absolute fucking wanker.

One of my friends has been in hospital since the 29th July and will be there a few more weeks with 25% of his body severely burnt and has been in and out of surgery. No, he didn’t realise how easy it is for your clothes to go up in flames either.

Do what the fuck you want with your life but don’t you dare run to anyone and complain when your own stupidity and attention seeking catches up on you.

I recommend you start fucking appreciating what you have before it’s too late.

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 18:53

#8

g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

colin = a pyromaniac

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 19:27

#9

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Mate if you’re ‘bored’ at your age wait till you get older. Things get tougher you know. I get bored but have no intention of setting myself alight.

Not to be horrible but try and find a hobby if things are that bad.

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 19:35

#10

g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

I get bored and go out and drink or smoke dodgy substances, its better than sulking about on message boards.

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 19:36

#11

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

i think if somebody was handing out survival tips for life in general, “do not set yourself on fire” would probably be somewhere near the top of the list. ;)

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 19:39

#12

g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

meh, btw stop boasting colin :p

ive done worse than set myself on fire but i dont make topics about it, couldnt you of just posted in gracious me if you really wanted us to know?

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 19:56

#13

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

I have to say I hate the word “meh” makes me want to kick ya ass!!!!!!!

:D

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 20:42

#14

Lola wrote:

oh my god, get a life…are you intentionally doing these things so you can talk about it on here?

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 22:32

#15

CS (Colin S) wrote:

Nope.

Cx

Posted on Mon, 21 August 2006 at 22:39

#16

punkwack (Tijn) wrote:

be careful mate… :o

cheers

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 06:30

#17

Gav wrote:

yes always take the proper precautions when setting yourself on fire.

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 07:27

#18

The one and only Y wrote:

don´t set yourself on fire!!!

If you haven´t musically talent, set your guitar on fire :)!

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 09:21

#19

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

yes always take the proper precautions when setting yourself on fire.

:D

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 09:31

#20

mrs h wrote:

mrs h

@ Gimme and Colin? - I can’t speak for the other WoMbles, but when you post all this rubbish I feel both massively irritated and painfully, cringingly embarrassed for you both. I honestly don’t know whether you realise how you appear to other people when you post this crap, but I can see a point coming when nobody reads a single word that you write…

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 09:50

#21

Gav wrote:

I think that point was a few weeks ago…

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 10:38

#22

g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

mrs h

@ Gimme and Colin? - I can’t speak for the other WoMbles, but when you post all this rubbish I feel both massively irritated and painfully, cringingly embarrassed for you both. I honestly don’t know whether you realise how you appear to other people when you post this crap, but I can see a point coming when nobody reads a sigle word that you write…

um colin posted this not me.

so why should i get critisized?

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 12:51

#23

mrs h wrote:

That depends - have you stopped posting rubbish all over the place? I included you because although Colin? posted this, you started the …’trend’

edit: I’m not having a go, btw - I’m just asking you to stop :)

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 13:07

#24

g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

When excactly did i start this “trend”?

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 13:16

#25

The one and only Y wrote:

This is fuckin’ boring…:p

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 13:33

#26

mrs h wrote:

A fair point, Mr Y!

I will email you Gimme :)

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 14:19

#27

Taunty Dan wrote:

mrs h wrote:

mrs h

@ Gimme and Colin? - I can’t speak for the other WoMbles, but when you post all this rubbish I feel both massively irritated and painfully, cringingly embarrassed for you both. I honestly don’t know whether you realise how you appear to other people when you post this crap, but I can see a point coming when nobody reads a single word that you write…

and so say all of us!! :D

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 14:23

#28

Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

mrs h

@ Gimme and Colin? - I can’t speak for the other WoMbles, but when you post all this rubbish I feel both massively irritated and painfully, cringingly embarrassed for you both. I honestly don’t know whether you realise how you appear to other people when you post this crap, but I can see a point coming when nobody reads a single word that you write…

I think this is a valid POV. Sorry guys, but Mrs H is right, it just gets a bit irritating at times.

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 14:41

#29

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

:(

I don’t like the idea of someone else being the stupid one around here..it kinda leaves no role left for me. I mean, what is the appeal of being the second thickest person here, huh? Tell me that..

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 15:27

#30

Taunty Dan wrote:

just for the record, just to prove how stupid I am , i got up this morning, put on my suit and came to work.

I know, i know, its fucking ridiculous. :rolleyes:

EDIT: Den, you’ll always be the most stupid fucker on here in my eyes, if that helps at all?

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 15:30

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