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Started by mrs h in Chit-Chat

Everyone knows that all wombles are delightful happy creatures who think only kind and generous thoughts and like to pick flowers in sunlit meadows on their days off. But sometimes you might have an urge to stamp on your keyboard and put your fist through the monitor anyway.

Like me, right now.

WHY OH WHY IS IT OK FOR HOTMAIL TO DELETE ALL OF MY MESSAGES INCLUDING SAVED FOLDERS - THE WHOLE WORKS - IN ONE OF MY ACCOUNTS AND THEN SUSPEND THE F**KING THING BECAUSE I HAVEN’T CHECKED IT FOR 30 DAYS AND YET WHEN I GO AND CHECK IT 3 DAYS AFTER IT HAS BEEN REACTIVATED I HAVE 85 (LITERALLY 85) ITEMS OF SPAM IN MY INBOX??? IF I WANTED TO MEET A HORNY HOUSEWIFE OR INCREASE MY MANHOOD OR LOSE 20 LBS IN 3 DAYS I WOULDN’T BE SITTING AT THE F**KING COMPUTER, WOULD I?????????

There. I feel much better now :)

*wanders off back to ‘Chit Chat’*

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 18:38

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

You’re IN Chit Chat…

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 18:55

#2

mrs h wrote:

AND ANOTHER THING … F**KING PEDANTS!! :mad:

:p

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 18:58

#3

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Your bold didn’t work. :p

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 18:58

#4

mrs h wrote:

AND HAVING TO TYPE STUPID SYMBOLS INSTEAD OF JUST CLICKING ON BOLD …

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 19:01

#5

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Mum, would you mind forwarding me that one about increasing your manhood? Ta :)

(sorry really, Hotmail sucks - it’s done that to me before.)

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 19:01

#6

mrs h wrote:

When I get back from the pub I will forward you the whole lot! :p

Right, I’m off :)

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 19:04

#7

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Have fun… sorry for being lame xxx

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 19:05

#8

Punkwank (Tijn) wrote:

I feel very great after your words :D In wich pub are you.. :)

cheers

MY NICKNAME IS DrunkWak ;)
with a little help from my friends at the womblesboard

only for friends.!! :cool:

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 19:53

#9

caffeinebomb wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Mum, would you mind forwarding me that one about increasing your manhood? Ta :)

(sorry really, Hotmail sucks - it’s done that to me before.)

yeah me too

a friend of mine wants it

yeah - friend - they’ll believe that

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 22:37

#10

White Psycho wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Mum, would you mind forwarding me that one about increasing your manhood? Ta :)

(sorry really, Hotmail sucks - it’s done that to me before.)

The Mutant Dick Explosion one I think is the best.

Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 22:39

#11

mrs h wrote:

Punkwak wrote:

I feel very great after your words :D

I love you, Punkwak! You can make anything sound totally cute :D

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 08:33

#12

marja (sinner) wrote:

does this mean that you didn’t get my mail with my adress??

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 08:54

#13

mrs h wrote:

Sorry Marja - yes I did get your email, I will email you later :)

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:04

#14

Dennis wrote:

Mrs H, did you get my emails about how I can save you a fortune each month on your printer toner and copy paper?

Oh and I notice you still haven’t filled in your bank details including PIN number and sent it back to me. I mean Royal Bank of Shetlands, the Royal Bank of Shetlands, you haven’t sent it back to them. Er, that is, if they sent you an email at all, cos I wouldn’t know, cos of course it wasn’t me, you see…

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:11

#15

Hanne wrote:

FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO SAY “PIN NUMBER”, WHAT ARE THEY, THICK? PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER NUMBER??!?!

THAT’S FUCKING IT. ARRRGGGGHHHHH.

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:17

#16

Dennis wrote:

*hastily tries to edit his last post, only to find he has left it too late and now everyone knows he is thick*

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:25

#17

Divers (Simon) wrote:

hmmmm… i hate it when the last Malteser in the packet is gone because there is like no more… well untill i buy some more but still it’s really annoying at the time.

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:28

#18

Hanne wrote:

I’ll let you off, just this once as you have appointed me stylist of the new band.

Now, I’m right in thinking that Motley Crue wear their own band tshirts, yeah?

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:32

#19

Dennis wrote:

As long as the corsets and girdles needed to keep the middle-aged spread from, erm, spreading are accomodated, the t shirts can feature Motley Crue, skulls, animal prints or, alternatively, something good.

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:36

#20

Hanne wrote:

Something good you say?

http://www.jiggy.com/cat-images-lg/ps0001t-lg.jpg

Only the very best :)

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 10:09

#21

Dennis wrote:

:D Cool!

Much as I hate Poison, it is actually a very nice T Shirt…although I take issue with the claim that Poison are “Hardcore Rock n Roll”“

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 10:14

#22

mrs h wrote:

This is a spleen venting thread! :mad: If you are going to be all nicey nicey and gooey and intimate then p**s off and do it somewhere else! :mad:

:p

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 10:31

#23

Dennis wrote:

I DID say “I hate Poison”, so be fair.

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 10:47

#24

mrs h wrote:

Well say it properly! In bold and with lots of stars. Like this…

I f******* **** Poison **** ***** *******!!!!! :mad:

:)

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 11:03

#25

Dennis wrote:

F***ING POISON?! F***IN’ HATE THE BUNCH OF LAME-ASSED, HAIR BEAR BUNCH, BACKCOMBED, POODLE ROCK GLAM METAL TOSSERS!

DID YOU EVER SEE A BETTER ADVERTISMENT FOR INVOLUNTARY EUTHANASIA?! F***ING CROCK OF YANKEE AIRBRUSHED SHITE! CHRIST ON A F***ING BICYCLE, DID THEY LEAVE THEIR HOUSES LOOKING THAT STUPID OR WHAT?!

Man, I LIKE this game! Kinda like Mr Agreeable from Melody Maker (if any of our older viewers out there remember him)

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 11:07

#26

mrs h wrote:

You see, it’s easy when you get the hang of it! :D

*gives Dennis a sticker with a smiley face on it and a certificate*

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 11:23

#27

mrs h wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Man, I LIKE this game! Kinda like Mr Agreeable from Melody Maker (if any of our older viewers out there remember him)

I was an NME girl …

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 11:24

#28

Jobrok wrote:

I F****NG HHHAAAAAAATTTTEEEEE THE I.T. DEPT IN THE OFFICE I WORK IN. THEY JUST THINK THEY’RE ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE. TAKES THEM 2 F****NG WEEKS JUST TO SEND A REPLY EMAIL TO SAY THEY’LL DO IT IN 2 WEEKS. THEY THINK THEY’RE F****NG GODS OR SOMETHING

I’LL GIVE THEM “GOD COMPLEX”

SHOVE MY KEYBOARD UP EACH OF THERE ASSES.

AND RUSSEL BRAND IS AN ANNOYING C**T.

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 11:46

#29

Jobrok wrote:

AND HOW THE FUCK DO GET THE TEXT TO COME UP IN BOLD…

GOD DAMN IT…!!!!!!!!

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 11:48

#30

mrs h wrote:

:D

Do you feel better? I do :)

put a lower case b in square brackets to start the bold and then /b in square brackets to end it. Use i instead of b for italics…

Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 11:51

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