Wall of Mouths

Dennis wrote:

F***ING POISON?! F***IN’ HATE THE BUNCH OF LAME-ASSED, HAIR BEAR BUNCH, BACKCOMBED, POODLE ROCK GLAM METAL TOSSERS!

DID YOU EVER SEE A BETTER ADVERTISMENT FOR INVOLUNTARY EUTHANASIA?! F***ING CROCK OF YANKEE AIRBRUSHED SHITE! CHRIST ON A F***ING BICYCLE, DID THEY LEAVE THEIR HOUSES LOOKING THAT STUPID OR WHAT?!

Right. That’s it. Outside, mate.

*puts on fake leather, studded fingerless gloves, pops hairspray in holsters, ties leopard print scarf to belt*

I’VE MISSED MY BUS THE LAST TWO DAYS BECAUSE IT WAS EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE WORLD…PUBLIC TRANSPORT LEAVING 10 MINUTES EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAGGGHHHHHHH

I’M SLIGHTLY BORED!

And to that postman I would say “why not put it on your garden? Your marigolds will be the envy of all your neighbours” :)

mrs h wrote:

And to that postman I would say “why not put it on your garden? Your marigolds will be the envy of all your neighbours” :)

And his answer will be ‘because i had to have it returned to sender.’ :)

lol :D

MY F**KING MARIGOLDS ARE F**KING DISGUSTING! HOW COME THAT SMARMY KNOW IT ALL F**K FACED TWAT OF A POSTMAN GETS ALL THE BEST DOG SHIT?? IT’S NOT F**KING FAIR AND I HATE HIM AND I HOPE HE FALLS OF HIS BIKE AND SMASHES UP HIS SMUG F**KING GRIN!!! :mad:

Yes I can see how that might work … :)

I really want to join in on the complaining… i would rant about people phoning up selling stuff but our home number has been taken off the sales list and no one has phoned back my mobile since the last time i really lost the plot with which ever phone company i’m on?

i will try and come up with something…
hmmmm…mmmm.. I really hate the fact that old people think they can get away with anything just because they are “old”.

oooh it’s good to get things off your chest.:)

:D

I was in Somerfield this morning and I suddenly heard a lot of shouting and this guy shouted “that mark’s a fucking liar, you’d better get the bastard out here right now!!” Pretty scary - it turned out it was a member of staff doing the shouting!! :D

Hanne wrote:

FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO SAY “PIN NUMBER”, WHAT ARE THEY, THICK? PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER NUMBER??!?!

Yes, they are thick. I’m delighted to know that I’m not the only one finds that that really gets on their tits though, so well done you.

Somebody phoned me at work today. Nothing wrong with that you might think, perfectly normal behaviour, that’s what phones are for. But it was more than apparent that the individual was having another conversation with another person on another phone at the same time. How rude! TWAT!

Aww. :( Wait, your boss wrote your cv and then you handed it back to him? :s

Misanthropologist wrote:

Aww. :( Wait, your boss wrote your cv and then you handed it back to him? :s

Yeah because he wanted me to get the job or rather he wanted to make out like he wanted me to get the job

Citizen Erased wrote:

We have a temp who is great at her job. We also have a new permanent member of staff who seems to be heavily reliant on her predecessor (who got a new job within the company) and our aforementioned temp. She’s been there weeks now and still needs to be told what to do.

Some people make crap employment decisions - think of it as their loss.

i’d like to i hated the job but when you have a massive mortgage to pay it is my loss - luckily i have now got a new job but it’s not the point, after i’d been doing the job a year under the new local gov guidelines they could have given me the job, the problem is i’m under 50, i don’t watch corrie or eastenders and i don’t think the job is that difficult (everyone else in there has a doctorate in rocket science you see)

Ouch. :( Well, like you say, you’re out of it now, I suppose. But again: ouch.

BUT THAT THIS GOVERNMENT FOR YOU LOCAL COUNCIL OR NATIONAL DEPARTMENTS - YOU MAY HAVE DONE THE WORK EXCELLENTLY FOR 8 YRS, BUT BECAUSE SOMEONES GOT A DEGREE IN METAL WORK, IT MEANS THE THEY CAN WORK THROUGH FIVE PAGE SPREADSHEETS & DO COST ANALYSIS FOR THE SECTION WITHIN STRICT DEADLINES - I THINK NOT. BUT AS THEY HAVE A DEGREE THE SUNSHINES OUT OF THEIR BLOODY, SCUM INFESTIED, WORM RIDDEN ARSES!!!! :mad:

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IS TERRIBLE - OVER PRICED & NEVER, NEVER ON TIME. ONE WEEK EARLY BY 10-15 MINUTES - NEXT WEEK 2 HOURS LATE, EVERYDAY, USUALLY BECAUSE OF SCHOOL NAFFING HOLIDAYS. :mad:

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS - IS IT ME OR ARE THEY GETTING LONGER??? PLUS WHY CAN’T THEY BE GIVEN ASBO’S OR JUST PUT IN CAMP ON A LITTLE ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF ICELAND, UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN. AND NOT GETTING IN THE WAY OF PEOPLE TRYING TO GET ON WITH THE NORMAL THINGS IN LIFE!!! :mad:

RUSSELL BRAND —- YES HE IS A COMPLETE C*@T. BUT YOU WOULD BE TOO AFTER THE BALL BAGS HE’S PROBABLY HAD TO TEABAG TO GET ON LATE NIGHT CHANNEL 4. :mad:

CHEWING GUM - IT’S TO HELP MORONS GET SOME FRESHNESS BACK IN THEIR BREATH, SO THEY DON’T GIVE THE CUSTOMERS A WHIF OF THE BROWN-DOOR LICKING THEY GAVE THEIR BOSSES EARLIER THAT MORNING, DURING THE “TRAINING PERIOD” WHILST THE STORE WAS CLOSED. :mad:

AND FINALLY POISON - ARE THOSE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW REJECTS & WANNABE TRANSVESTITES WORTH OF GETTING WOUND UP ABOUT. JUST LEAVE THEM BE SOME OF THE WORLDS BEST TURDS, IT’S WHAT THEY ARE GOOD AT. :D

IF YOU DISAGREE FEEL FREE TO RANT BACK.

Rant over. Yes your right. You do feel better after that. :)

PS. I wasn’t have a go at those who hold degrees in metal work, unfortunately it was the first one I could think of. If offended metalworkers will please substitute it for another field of their choice.