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Rustler’s Microwavable Cheese Burgers

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Started by Citizen Erased (confused again) in Chit-Chat

Apart from the fact that their advertising stragey appears to be aimed squarely at the chav market, I’m rather partial to them.

Have I no taste? Or just bad taste?

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this discussion contained a poll, which may return in the future)

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 12:25

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#1

mrs h wrote:

I’ve never heard of them … are you sure you weren’t just fantasising? ;)

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 12:57

#2

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

I’m not saying I haven’t been fantasising, just that I’ve not been just fantasising.

http://www.rustlersonline.com/quarterp.asp

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 13:46

#3

mrs h wrote:

Now that I’ve seen those pics I feel sure that I have actually seen them in the supermarket …

I’m intrigued - why did you try one in the first place? I mean, what was it that made you think you might like it before you bought it?

I have to say they look absolutely f**king disgusting!! :D

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 13:53

#4

Simon (Simon) wrote:

sorry mate they are one of the items in the supermarket that when i walk past i wonder who eats that crap?

I tried a bite of one once and wish i hadn’t!

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 13:53

#5

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

If you can’t cook yourself a burger without buying a microwave version, then son you really DO have a problem.

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 14:09

#6

mrs h wrote:

Maybe he just struggles with slicing the bread cake? ;)

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 14:14

#7

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

what on earth is a “bread cake”?! Is this some northernism?

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 14:33

#8

Squall wrote:

I have them from time to time as a snack :o

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 14:39

#9

mrs h wrote:

Dennis wrote:

what on earth is a “bread cake”?! Is this some northernism?

lol :D

You are kidding, right? …

@Squall - breadcakes or Rustlers whatsits?

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 14:42

#10

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

erm…no!

I presume you mean a bun?

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:03

#11

mrs h wrote:

A bun?

I mean the round bread product that you put the burger in :S …

edit: I’ll find something better than that link, I’m sure :)

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:13

#12

Hanne wrote:

A cob?

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:36

#13

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

A bun?

I mean the round bread product that you put the burger in :S …

edit: I’ll find something better than that link, I’m sure :)

well, that isn’t a CAKE is it?! YOu don’t get cakes made out of bread (and no, bread and butter pudding does NOT count…cos it isn’t a CAKE, much like your average cob…i.e. NOT CAKE-LIKE IN THE LEAST!)

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:46

#14

mrs h wrote:

Isn’t that a male swan?

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:47

#15

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Not round these parts.

We don’t HAVE swans in the midlands. We don’t have country retreats, see.

Although, Dudley Castle did used to have a killer whale in its moat, years and years ago, I kid you not.

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:49

#16

Hanne wrote:

Occasionally we throw bread rolls into ponds to emulate swans. It’s quite fun for deprived midlands kids such as yours truly :)

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:53

#17

mrs h wrote:

Dennis wrote:

well, that isn’t a CAKE is it?! YOu don’t get cakes made out of bread (and no, bread and butter pudding does NOT count…cos it isn’t a CAKE, much like your average cob…i.e. NOT CAKE-LIKE IN THE LEAST!)

You don’t get buns made out of bread!! You’re obviously insane.

Fuck off!! :p Killer whale, my arse … :mad:

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:54

#18

mrs h wrote:

Hanne wrote:

Occasionally we throw bread rolls into ponds to emulate swans. It’s quite fun for deprived midlands kids such as yours truly :)

to do what to the swans? :eek:

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:54

#19

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

You don’t get buns made out of bread!! You’re obviously insane.

Fuck off!! :p Killer whale, my arse … :mad:

Honestly! My in-laws remember the killer whale in the moat from years back, before animal welfare types quite rightly pointed out that keeping a killer whale in a shitty moat in the middle of the West Midlands was probably not a good idea.
Actually, I think it was more a case of “Well, seeing as the whale is now dead, maybe we should take the hint and not get another one, eh..?”

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:56

#20

zipless wrote:

Jeez, you lot up north are truly demented :rolleyes:

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:01

#21

mrs h wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Actually, I think it was more a case of “Well, seeing as the whale is now dead, maybe we should take the hint and not get another one, eh..?”

It would have been brilliant if the whale had actually killed a few unsuspecting visitors! :D

@ zipless - where exactly is Switzerland?

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:09

#22

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

I am afraid it was more the other way round - some suspect visitors killed the whale, or so the story goes; some twattish kids with wooden sticks thought it fun to “harpoon” the poor thing :mad:

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:11

#23

mrs h wrote:

:(

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:15

#24

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

people, eh? Can be relied upon the world over to be complete bastards.

:(

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:17

#25

mrs h wrote:

*nods glumly and tries to stop lip from trembling*

Poor whale.

On the other hand have you seen the footage of the japanese dolphin ‘fishing’ season? It’s sick. They chase the dolphins into a harbour, thousands of dolphins, and pen them all in and then hack them to pieces whilst they’re still alive.

:(

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:22

#26

Hanne wrote:

Quick, Mrs H, have a cute dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tACQLiU49-w

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:27

#27

Gav wrote:

I say better it in a moat than in Michael Jacksons bathtub

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:28

#28

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Hanne wrote:

Quick, Mrs H, have a cute dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tACQLiU49-w

That is cute, and also handily proves that, with all those widdle tiny cute baby pandas waltzing around, even PANDAS get more sex than me! :D

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:30

#29

mrs h wrote:

Hanne wrote:

Quick, Mrs H, have a cute dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tACQLiU49-w

That is the most beautiful and heartwarming thing I have seen in a long time. Thank you Hanne! :D

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:34

#30

mrs h wrote:

Dennis wrote:

That is cute, and also handily proves that, with all those widdle tiny cute baby pandas waltzing around, even PANDAS get more sex than me! :D

Well if you will keep ignoring your mother-in-law’s advances!! :D

Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:35

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