#31
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You can never just be kind, can you? :p
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 20:59
#32
mrs h wrote:
I’m always f**king kind! :mad:
*kicks D in the shin*
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:02
#33
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
There goes the other one.
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:03
#34
mrs h wrote:
If there were such a thing as ghosts and you had to have your leg amputated could there be a ghost of your leg?
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:11
#35
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
That depends. If there were such things as ghosts, and I bumped into Kate Winslet in a bar, would I have a ghost of a chance?
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:14
#36
mrs h wrote:
Maybe. As long as the ghost of your leg didn’t start flapping round and wailing and clanking chains and stuff …
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:20
#37
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I think this would be pre-amputation.
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:22
#38
mrs h wrote:
Oh. Sorry then - I don’t think you’d have a ghost of a chance. I was kind of assuming there’d be a degree of pity involved … ;)
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:26
#39
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I see. :( So I get ghost of a chance if there’s such things as limbghosts?
*confused* Is that what I’m supposed to tell her, or…?
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:27
#40
mrs h wrote:
No!! Just make sure you turn up in a wheelchair and tell her your wife left you and took the kids because she couldn’t bear to watch you suffer, and stuff like that. It wouldn’t hurt to tell her you were loaded either, so she doesn’t think you’re after her cash :)
edit: It would be a sod if she copped off with the ghost of your leg instead though :(
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:33
#41
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Um, We are talking about Kate Winslet the actress, not some mongrel that you know that lives in Leeds, right?
How about I wear a badge that says ‘my other suit is a saville row’?
And at an opportune moment I’ll drop a tenpence on the floor and go ‘Oop, nah, leave it. Plenty more where that came from.’
Posted on Sun, 10 September 2006 at 21:41
#42
deadsetgav wrote:
You could give her a cheeky wink with the eye that do dont wear the monocle in…
Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 06:17
#43
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
well _obviously_ that, yes. That’s a given.
Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 10:07
#44
Dennis wrote:
Ghosts definitely exists, it is on The Gift, and one of the better later era songs the Jam ever recorded, imo.
Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 10:30
#45
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
If there were such a thing as ghosts and you had to have your leg amputated could there be a ghost of your leg?
Actually yes. Because amputees still feel itches where their missing limbs used to be - a phenomenon known as “ghost leg” or “ghost arm”.
Seriously!
Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 11:25
#46
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Ah, but do those amputated legs feel ghost bodies attached to them? THAT would be freaky. :D
*ghost walks past with one real leg*
Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 11:32
