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Banks and Judges.

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Started by Mekhet in Chit-Chat

I have come to the conclusion that the only logical (and sane) responce to these establishments is to destroy them. Who will join me on this mad rampage? Any volenteers? And I’m open to ideas on how to go about it.

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 12:10

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mrs h wrote:

I’ll come with you, but will you let me withdraw my life savings first? We’ll need them for bus fares …

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 12:15

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I’ll join you as long as you add Educational Facilities Management to the hit list :)

I’m rooting for slow and painful *gets pliers*

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 12:31

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Mekhet wrote:

Slow and painful is fun. But quick gets the job done without leaving to much evidence…

What the hell is Educational Facilities Management? I’ll add them to the list just for the name…

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 13:04

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Technically it means they are responsible for buildings maintenance in a school. In practicality it means they’re the evil c**tingw**kybo***cking F***ing R*****s who are trying to ruin my life, or at least my office :mad:

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 13:53

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buffalo-boy wrote:

er… without banks nobodies money is safe (not to mention that burglary will go up by 70%) and without judges…er… oh hang on THEY ARE USELESS OLD FUCKERS!!!

I’ll join you! :p

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 14:49

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Technically it means they are responsible for buildings maintenance in a school. In practicality it means they’re the evil c**tingw**kybo***cking F***ing R*****s who are trying to ruin my life, or at least my office :mad:

Whats a R*****s???

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 14:54

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mrs h wrote:

She means ‘rotters’! :eek:

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 15:02

#8

Mekhet wrote:

“without banks nobodies money”. I disagree with this point. My house is now not safe (embargoed) because of a bank fuck up.

“evil c**tingw**kybo***cking F***ing R*****s”. Consider them added to the list.

Having second thoughts about the judges though…after all, they only enforce the laws that are already in place. Perhaps dispossing of the people that make these laws would be better… What the hell, do the judges and them.

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 15:11

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Cuchulain wrote:

Worked in a bank for 11 years and would most happily join in the crusade against them.
Now were is my gun ?

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 16:47

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The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Guns - please get a little more creative. We can recreate the great system from the Dead Pool - remote control cars with semtex & small nails in them. There’s your immediate & “big bang” effect!!

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 22:11

#11

Mekhet wrote:

Do we have any animal trainers here? I was thinking about specially trained kamakaze weasels (with high explosvies, obviouslly), with accsess through the water pipes. So crazy it might actually work.

Posted on Mon, 30 October 2006 at 22:59

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buffalo-boy wrote:

I work for Lloyds TSB so have insider knowledge. I’m very cheap too, let me have your wife for a night and i’ll help you bring a demise to the banking system! :D

Posted on Tue, 31 October 2006 at 08:22

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Cuchulain wrote:

The Auto Surgeon wrote:

Guns - please get a little more creative.

We could all make Crofty bombs !

Posted on Tue, 31 October 2006 at 08:53

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Theng wrote:

maybe we should re-dub this thead: “Project Mayhem”

Anyway I’m in also I’d like to destroy postal services. I missed an important job-interview (actually some sort of test) last week because the invitation was a week, a fucking whole week late. Also a nice parcel with a T-shirt and a Sweater form a specific band I like got lost in the mail this summer. So I’ll be In charge of that sub-plot allright?

Posted on Tue, 31 October 2006 at 13:03

#15

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Theng - Do we really have to consider calling it “Project Mayhem” - I’m just fed up with having to play the Meatloaf character all the bloody time!! :mad:

Mekhet - Kamakase Weasels! Pure Genuis. And when we hit the banks in the North, we can use whippets instead. :D

Posted on Tue, 31 October 2006 at 18:57

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mrs h wrote:

My cousin’s fiance trains animals for TV. I’ll ask if he’s got any spare ones you can blow up…

Posted on Tue, 31 October 2006 at 20:14

#17

Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

The security Services are gonna be keeping an eye on this thread you know…

And now that I’ve posted…I’m involved too. You bastards.

Posted on Thu, 2 November 2006 at 00:07

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Excellent. We have our fall guy :D

Posted on Thu, 2 November 2006 at 00:11

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Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

I’ll deny everything…Not that it’ll get me very far if I’m the fall guy, but I’ll try my best :D

Posted on Thu, 2 November 2006 at 00:14

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