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Things to do when you’re at work (but can’t be bothered working)

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Started by smeghead (Anna) in Chit-Chat

1) make up urgent memos from people to other people (especially people who you don’t like) telling them coded messages such as ‘the flowers are swallowing loudly at the train-station’
2)play staple-gun target shooting (obviously when everyone else is out)
3) make coffee
4) make more coffee
5) surf the Therapy? webpages and post ridiculous messages.

Can anyone enterain me with any other things I could do other than work? I have lots of work to do, but am in a very ‘can’t be arsed’ place right now.

Posted on Thu, 7 December 2006 at 17:04

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#1

Dermot wrote:

Well, this is what I do

1) Listen to this great programme about HP Lovecraft:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/sundayfeature/pip/t8iz3/

2) Surf around myspace
3) Surf arpund wikipedia
4) Surf around songmeanings
5) Surf around lastfm
6) Surt around bbc.co.uk/sport/football
7) Surf around allmusic
8) Surf around local scene forums
9) Tinker with your fantasy football team
10) Surf around ebay
11) Then, as a last resort, there’s always the Wall Of Mouths ;)

Posted on Thu, 7 December 2006 at 17:21

#2

Auto_Surgery (Andy) wrote:

smeghead wrote:

3) make coffee
4) make more coffee

This would be why I’m able to sleep so much at work then cos I skipped 3 & 4

Posted on Thu, 7 December 2006 at 18:46

#3

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

smeghead wrote:

3) make coffee
4) make more coffee

Um, I’m supposed to make coffee at work - what do I do to skive out of that?

Posted on Thu, 7 December 2006 at 20:35

#4

buffalo-boy wrote:

if you can get away with it - look at porn!
I do sometimes! if i get caught - what the fuck?!

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 08:20

#5

Taunty Dan wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Um, I’m supposed to make coffee at work - what do I do to skive out of that?

well i make coffee to get out of doing accouting and reporting, so if you like i can drop a stack of ledger work around to you? And if you wouldn’t mind posting a few journals too. And these invoices need authorising.

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 09:44

#6

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

I spend most of my time on gay forums. There’s one called WoM, where this guy called Dan is SO desperate for a piece of me, he practically BEGS me to shag him.

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 09:57

#7

buffalo-boy wrote:

Must go there! ;)

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 10:49

#8

Taunty Dan wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I spend most of my time on gay forums. There’s one called WoM, where this guy called Dan is SO desperate for a piece of me, he practically BEGS me to shag him.

Really? Whats this site called then? WoM? Does that stand for “world of men” or something?

I bet this “Dan” sort is well fit…

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 11:07

#9

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Well, he sent me a photo of him with Angelina Jolie.

Or at least, he SAID it was him and Angelina Jolie. Come to think of it, the head did seem to have been superimposed afterwards…

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 11:08

#10

Taunty Dan wrote:

i so wish i could be arsed to find a picture of Pitt and Jolie so i could superimpose my head! :D but i can’t.

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 11:10

#11

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

(*bored*) But you know a girl who can:

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 13:12

#12

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:D Looks like something out of Lord Of The Rings.

And that Jolie/Dan mishmash, as well.

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 13:33

#13

Taunty Dan wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

(*bored*) But you know a girl who can:

man, i’ve got fantastic tits haven’t i? I’D shag me. :D

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 13:40

#14

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Things I do…? sexually harass the women!

What??? ;)

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 14:38

#15

Simon (Simon) wrote:

I put one of my co- workers on ebay once for sale when i was bored and then sent the link so people could bid on him…but it got taken down as it was against the guidelines.. supposedly slavery isn’t allowed:rolleyes:

Go to the pub.. or drink in the studio..all the suites have a stocked fridge? not saying this will help you keep your job though.

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 15:03

#16

FNYANKEZ wrote:

two words…Spider Solitare! Addictive and makes the day go by. Otherwise just yell obsceneties to certain co-workers.

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 18:36

#17

The one and only Y wrote:

Look out of the window or sleep, cause I´m in school… :( :mad:

Posted on Fri, 8 December 2006 at 19:56

#18

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

man, i’ve got fantastic tits haven’t i? I’D shag me. :D

You frequently do.

Posted on Sat, 9 December 2006 at 00:17

#19

Taunty Dan wrote:

yeah, well YOU don’t pay me any attention. :mad:

Posted on Sat, 9 December 2006 at 18:05

#20

Lola wrote:

FNYANKEZ wrote:

two words…Spider Solitare! Addictive and makes the day go by. Otherwise just yell obsceneties to certain co-workers.

yes this is a great way to pass time…or else look at the picture gallery on sky showbiz!

Posted on Sat, 9 December 2006 at 22:25

#21

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

yeah, well YOU don’t pay me any attention. :mad:

Hmm?

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 11:14

#22

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

I look for recipe ideas.

I was looking for some ideas for asparagus a few months ago and came to the conclusion that the Britsh Aspargus growers association website was much better than the American one.

None of my colleagues seemed to find that interesting :(

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 13:53

#23

mrs h wrote:

I love asparagus. You shouldn’t do anything wih it though -except steam it properly and drizzle it with melted butter … :)

*drools*

*dies of excitement*

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 13:57

#24

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Grill it, buttered with black pepper. Yum.

Use it as the topping for a vegetable bake.

Have it on pizza!

*drools*

*dies of excitement*

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 14:00

#25

Theng wrote:

mrs h wrote:

I love asparagus. You shouldn’t do anything wih it though -except steam it properly and drizzle it with melted butter … :)

*drools*

*dies of excitement*

the first british person with genuine culinary taste

Asparagus are the bomb, apparently everything that leaves your body aferwards smells and tastes funny, funnier that is than normally.

What do I do at work, simply work. I rather enjoy my job. Too bad.

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 14:32

#26

Gav wrote:

I’m surprised this thread is 2 pages through without anyone mentioning wanking yet…

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 14:33

#27

Theng wrote:

I prefer getting wanked.

after wanking, do you shake your boss’ hand?

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 14:35

#28

Gav wrote:

Depends what he’s been shaking…

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 14:42

#29

mrs h wrote:

Theng wrote:

the first british person with genuine culinary taste

Why thankyou! :)

I was on the bus with my husband-thingy a while back, and told him that I had read that 60% of men masturbate at work, to which he replied “well I hope our bus driver isn’t one of them …” :D

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 19:13

#30

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

You were on the bus with your husband’s thingy? :eek:

Posted on Sun, 10 December 2006 at 19:40

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