#181
mrs h wrote:
What - you mean I have to choose???
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 20:13
#182
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Well your tag says at this point “lardy-heffer-pig-mutant” & I didn’t have that as an option, so it would make sense to ask you which catergory you think you fall into. :rolleyes:
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 20:17
#183
mrs h wrote:
That’s what Dennis called me in GM :(
He denies it, of course :rolleyes:
see?
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 20:19
#184
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Well I don’t go into GM anymore, as I usually end up either getting severly burnt or slandered (for things I didn’t do). So if I go in I’m liable to end up dead or worse!! :(
So which one do you think you are - hero, icon or fantasy lover?
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 20:23
#185
mrs h wrote:
I’m sorry about that - but these things happen :)
I’ve told you I’m not choosing! I am practically perfect in every way, just like Mary Poppins :)
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 20:29
#186
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
I know, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
So you’re trying to tell us that you are fictional character? I shouldn’t be surprised should I.
Yes we all die, a little bit more everyday. Once born the only guarantee, so many babies don’t even get the luxury of seeing daylight before passing on. Sorry I have my morbid hat on at the moment.
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 20:58
#187
mrs h wrote:
*takes AS’s ‘morbid’ hat, stamps on it and throws it in the river*
*gives AS a new hat*
This is a ‘hopelessly optimistic in the face of anything’ hat. You will look stupid in it, but it will make you very happy :)
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 11:17
#188
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*Comes in wearing ‘stupid’ hat*
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 13:01
#189
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
*quickly swaps hats with Misanthropologist while mrs h isn’t looking*
So who died today??
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 19:57
#190
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh, I’m sure nobody, after all, it was sucha lovely day, and I don’t really think anything so beastly as death could happen on a day like today.
Wait a minute… This isn’t my hat! :mad:
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 20:11
#191
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
*runs away quickly before the hats can be swapped back* :D
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 20:32
#192
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh well, at least I’m not the one running off with the Stupid hat… :D
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 20:42
#193
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
I’d personally rather be stupid, than be Cliff Richards!!!
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 20:43
#194
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Hmm… you may have a point, but I’m too brightly optimistic to accept it. *whistles a happy tune*
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 20:47
#195
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
My god! It’s worse than I first thought - you’ve turned into the love child of Cliff, Judith Chalmers & Ronan Keating!! :eek: You poor sole.
But you ain’t swapping hats with me. :mad:
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 21:03
#196
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
That’s not true. :mad: Frankly, you say it best when you say nothing at all…
Oh, dear god…
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 21:08
#197
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Told You So, Told You So
*Whilst doing the Told You So dance”
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 21:09
#198
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
That Told You So dance is pretty stupid. But I’m sure you’ll get better if you just practise practise practise!
*sings* I got my hands, got my nose, got my teeth, got my arse, got my liver, got my ears, got my shoes! I got my coooaaatt!
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 21:12
#199
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Sounds like you’ve got a Muller fetish - as long as you don’t get a Gert perm you should be fine.
I dance like everyones dad anyway so practice won’t help it.
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 21:15
#200
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*stops Nina Simone cd*
Gert perm? I don’t like the sound of that. :/
Maybe I’ll just not wear a hat from now on.
*takes off hat*
Maybe a cane would suit me? Make me more distinguished?
*picks up ugly stick*
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 21:19
#201
mrs h wrote:
Be careful with that, you don’t know where it’s been.
Posted on Tue, 20 March 2007 at 17:11
#202
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sat, 31 March 2007 at 09:32
#203
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Now then, now then, now then :D
“Oh dear young lady, I’m sooooo sorry, I’m so arthritic nowadays, I lose control of my hands” :eek:
Posted on Sun, 1 April 2007 at 17:37
#204
mr self destruct wrote:
Surely Sharon’s life support machine’s been switched off by now?
Posted on Wed, 11 April 2007 at 11:59
#205
deadsetgav wrote:
I didn’t put Maradona in this year (i think i did the last two years) and he’s looked pretty good money this year!
Posted on Wed, 11 April 2007 at 16:51
#206
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 12 April 2007 at 09:04
#207
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
Boris Yeltsin hath died:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6584481.stm
Erik Schepers - 7* (Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti & Awad al Bandar)
Theng - 7 (Boris Yeltsin)
Auto Surgeon - 2 (Anna Nicole Smith)
Everyone else - 0
*Compromise as these guys were on death row
Posted on Mon, 23 April 2007 at 14:11
#208
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
1. Henry Allingham
2. Matt Cappotelli
3. Jimmy Carter
4. Margaret Thatcher
5. Fidel Castro
6. Ariel Sharon
7. Tony Benn
8. Jimmy Saville
9. Peter Sutcliffe
10. Boris Yeltsin
Wildcard: Harry Potter
I got a point!!!!
RIP Mad Drunk Boris - how frightening to think it was your finger on the nuclear button there for a while - dodged that bullet
Posted on Mon, 23 April 2007 at 15:21
#209
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
Ah, sorry I missed you Mr Bomb - only looked from page 2 on (Diver’s announcement…)
Erik Schepers - 7* (Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti & Awad al Bandar)
Theng - 7 (Boris Yeltsin)
Auto Surgeon - 2 (Anna Nicole Smith)
Caffinebomb - 1 (Boris Yeltsin)
Everyone else - 0
Posted on Mon, 23 April 2007 at 15:26
#210
Theng wrote:
Yeah I’m (co)leading a competition, first fucking time in my life. Now I’ll have a wodka on Yeltsin!!
Posted on Mon, 23 April 2007 at 15:41
