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Insomnia

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Started by CharlieBigPotato in Chit-Chat

I havent slept in three days, i just tried to drive down to the shops and started seeing things. Nearly knocked down some fat American. When i got out to make sure everything was okay, the liteny of abuse that spued from her mouth… I was just amazed!
Anyway after she had her piece i said quite calmly. “You should pay road tax…”
to which she replyed “Whut?”
“I SAID - You should pay road tax! If that fat ass of yours is going to be waddeling down the street and taking up two lanes of traffic, then you should pay for the use of the road.”
Then there was another malestrom of aroul sodomy by the yank. I continued to the shops to by some Tropicana (Tropical ZEST, tastey good make feel nice!)

After that i cant remember what was happening. It was just a daze.
Anyone know or anything other that sleeping pills, dope and hot milk?

Posted on Fri, 14 October 2005 at 07:40

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Squall wrote:

Have a shower before bed - make sure room is cold.

Get some more excercise during the day.

Get up earlier.

Get into a routine.

Posted on Fri, 14 October 2005 at 11:06

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msd wrote:

I’ve tried various things and not had much luck.

If you’ve not had any sleep for days you want to stay in the house though mate, sleep deprivation can send you temporarily insane, it’s pretty dangerous.

Posted on Fri, 14 October 2005 at 12:12

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RobbyVDH wrote:

Try sex… loads of sex.

Posted on Fri, 14 October 2005 at 14:50

#4

PanZer wrote:

…and zooz…

the only thing that works for me…!

;)

Posted on Fri, 14 October 2005 at 18:25

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Simon (Simon) wrote:

PanZer wrote:

…and zooz…

the only thing that works for me…!

;)

Paranoid and sleep deprivation a good combination!

Posted on Fri, 14 October 2005 at 18:40

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Alan wrote:

CharlieBigPotato wrote:

Then there was another malestrom of aroul sodomy by the yank.

Ha ha, I’ve seen the phrase ‘aurol sodomy’ earlier today :p

Would you happen to be ‘Potato Junkie’ from the TURN boards, by any chance!!?

I too saw them in Cork a couple of months ago and it wasn’t the Turn of old, true, true… the new album ain’t too interesting neither :(

Posted on Fri, 14 October 2005 at 18:53

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punkwack (Tijn) wrote:

Title: best Feeder song…!

cheers :D

Posted on Sat, 15 October 2005 at 21:35

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CharlieBigPotato wrote:

Title: To Alan Lee

Yeah thats me… I think sleep deprvation lead to the totally incoherant rant… I read over it yesterday… It’s whole post is devoid of rational argument. I must have just been on the attack. Why didn’t i make a better point? What was i thinking.
Anyway, if you feel the same as myself, you should let it be know. Thats what turns message board is for. And if they dont listen to what some of their fans have to say then they’re shooting themselves in the foot. i’d be greatful of your support…

Posted on Mon, 17 October 2005 at 11:22

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msd wrote:

Personally I think everyone should be allowed to verbally abuse fat Yanks during times of stress.

Posted on Mon, 17 October 2005 at 12:08

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Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:

Fat bastards.

Posted on Mon, 17 October 2005 at 12:39

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