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Started by matthew in Chit-Chat

Would you wipe shit off a floor or would you get down there like any other civilised person and give it a good proper clean with a cloth and some water.
Why don’t we do the same to our arses. Surely the pooh down there combined with sweat throughout the day creates an unsightly and cheesy mess??

Three sea shells anyone?

How will we clean our arses in the future…
I don’t wish to smell like an Arab’s armpit all day long.

Posted on Wed, 26 October 2005 at 19:34

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deadsetgav wrote:

leave the shit to go crusty then stick your arse out of the window and let the wind blow it off!

Posted on Wed, 26 October 2005 at 19:43

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matthew wrote:

Not easy to do in cold weather though.

Posted on Wed, 26 October 2005 at 21:28

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Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

I’m sure this’ll get moved to Chit Chat. But why ask such a random question?

Posted on Wed, 26 October 2005 at 21:30

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Am I really so predictable, Tubthumper? ;)

Matthew, you are clearly in need of some Kandoo. I’m sure your local supermarket or apothecary will be able to provide.

Posted on Wed, 26 October 2005 at 21:58

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Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Am I really so predictable, Tubthumper? ;)

Of course not…just what I’d expect from a woman who likes to keep her boards tidy.

Posted on Wed, 26 October 2005 at 22:02

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Charlie wrote:

Bidet.

Me i like to shower after a good clear out :D

Posted on Thu, 27 October 2005 at 11:44

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RobbyVDH wrote:

Christ what a topic :D

Posted on Thu, 27 October 2005 at 16:37

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McKekS wrote:

Man!!!! stop smoking that stuff, or it’ll finally make you insane!

Posted on Fri, 28 October 2005 at 08:36

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matthew wrote:

We should all shower to let it all loose!

Posted on Sat, 29 October 2005 at 16:31

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Charlie wrote:

Not all at once ! :p That would be a bit disgusting :D

Posted on Wed, 16 May 2007 at 18:26

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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

A self-confessed OCD sufferer said on a TV show recently that he wasn’t able to take a dump WITHOUT having a shower after.

Whilst I acknowledge that sphincteral hygeine is a paramount issue in society today, kandoo and other moistened towels to clean the affected area are readily available (as mentioned by la lobster) and the majority of the general pubic, on average go to the toilet once a day, and shower once a day.

Surely it isn’t a giant mental leap (coupled with the popular phrase “shit, shower and shave”) to suggest that if you take your shower after your dump, you’re probably in the clear.

What is more interesting is why the anus has evolved to be such a shitty place, and why we are so bothered about it - I blame diet and upright walking - you don’t get gerbils with shitty arses do you?

As mentioned before - What a thread!

Posted on Wed, 16 May 2007 at 18:35

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Charlie wrote:

I shower if i’m at home :D

If not - I dont :D

What a topic !

Posted on Wed, 16 May 2007 at 18:43

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mrs h wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

leave the shit to go crusty then stick your arse out of the window and let the wind blow it off!

So that was you I saw on the M65! :eek:

@Mr Bomb - did you intend to say ‘general pubic’ or was your mind wandering again? :p

Posted on Thu, 17 May 2007 at 08:55

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