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Funny team names for quiz night at the pub

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Started by Superunknown in Chit-Chat

Everytime on quiz night at the local pub we’re sitting there, brilliantly scoring 9 correct answers out of 20 and we can never come up with an original and funny team name. That’s why I turn to you for some suggestions, so next time I can pretend they’re mine and get all the admiration for being such a funny guy.

By the way, the last time there was a team called “I sniffed Kate Moss’ crack”, which I thought was quite nice.

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 02:47

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Andy D (Andy) wrote:

We once competed with the name “Sympathy For Den Duvel” but I guess that would only be funny in Belgium.

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 03:42

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up_in_flames (Tom) wrote:

I can’t help you out on this one Superunknown as me and my friends are down at the charley p’s on mondays quite often too. And I surley won’t give away our brilliant, witty, funny and stolen name. :p

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 08:50

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

John Paul and the popettes

Posted on Sat, 1 October 2005 at 09:59

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Superunknown wrote:

up_in_flames wrote:

I can’t help you out on this one Superunknown as me and my friends are down at the charley p’s on mondays quite often too. And I surley won’t give away our brilliant, witty, funny and stolen name. :p

I prefer thursdays at the Shebeen. Haven’t been to Chaley’s in a long while.

Posted on Sun, 2 October 2005 at 01:41

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Superunknown wrote:

Just wanted to let you know: our name won tonight! Yippie!

Posted on Fri, 28 October 2005 at 02:32

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McKekS wrote:

Superunknown wrote:

Just wanted to let you know: our name won tonight! Yippie!

and what was your name?

Posted on Fri, 28 October 2005 at 08:33

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up_in_flames (Tom) wrote:

Superunknown wrote:

Just wanted to let you know: our name won tonight! Yippie!

wasn’t there sorry. perhaps next time :)

Posted on Fri, 28 October 2005 at 15:11

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Punkwak (Tijn) wrote:

Title: fc bal van de scheids af..!

:D

only for dutch related fans.. :)

cheers

Posted on Sun, 30 October 2005 at 15:47

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Idlevice2 wrote:

We called our team ‘Meet Meat’ last time… it’s funny loistening to the guy call it out… just try reading it out loud.

Posted on Sun, 6 November 2005 at 00:54

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Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:

Our team is always called “the dying cats” cos thats a phrase we use to describe someone who is hungover, annoying, thick, or any combination of these traits.

Posted on Mon, 7 November 2005 at 13:49

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Idlevice2 wrote:

Monday night we were ‘Craic Horse’… came last.

Posted on Wed, 9 November 2005 at 14:00

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Superunknown wrote:

McKekS wrote:

and what was your name?

Sorry for the late reply. Our name had to do with the evening’s bonus question. The question was: “What was the longest timespan a chicken lived after having been decapitated?” (correct answer was 15 months I think)

To show our pity with the poor chicken we called ourselves “Give head to the cock”.

Posted on Thu, 10 November 2005 at 01:53

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Billy Blue wrote:

Our name was once:

“I just lost to a girl with no legs at a strawberry picking contest. Jammy cunt.”

Deffo random!

Posted on Sat, 12 November 2005 at 16:42

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pete gusher wrote:

“vaginal discharge” is the best we could come up with

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 10:16

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MR POO! wrote:

some names we’ve had in the past

Bloody Rectum
I just farted
Jesus, MAry and Joseph
Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead
Mouthful of Diarehha

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 10:50

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MR POO! wrote:

Superunknown wrote:

Sorry for the late reply. Our name had to do with the evening’s bonus question. The question was: “What was the longest timespan a chicken lived after having been decapitated?” (correct answer was 15 months I think)

To show our pity with the poor chicken we called ourselves “Give head to the cock”.

surly a chicken cant live for 15 months wihtout a head. How would it eat for fucks sake?

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 10:51

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Idlevice2 wrote:

MR POO! wrote:

surly a chicken cant live for 15 months wihtout a head. How would it eat for fucks sake?

Well, you could Google it..

The head wasn’t totally severed off… I think they drip-fed it or something… I know I’ve heard of this chicken before.

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 14:17

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Idlevice2 wrote:

I know I’ve heard of this chicken before.

Yeah, wasn’t it one of the contestants on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here? Sounds like the sort of big name they’d use. ;)

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 14:21

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White Psycho wrote:

I’ve worked the quiz night at my pub a few times and one of the good ones was “Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off”

Posted on Sun, 13 November 2005 at 15:07

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