If you could only pick one on Wall of Mouths

If you could only pick one

Started by deadsetgav in Other Bands & Artists

Right - Time to clean up the streets!

Inspired by the ‘Buy Ville a Cardigan Campaing’ - us good folk of the board can all join forces to sort out rock. But where do we start?

Cast your votes

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this discussion contained a poll, which may return in the future)

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 19:05

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

it’s really hard to choose but i had to go for my charity, many small children have been trapped in danzigs flab and the corset is needed for there survival:)

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 19:14

deadsetgav wrote:

This could turn into a close run race… I’ve took pity on ‘ole blue tits…

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 19:16

Divers (Simon) wrote:

This is alot of fun:) we should have taken bets, i almost went for the korn one but i wont donate any money to that useless sack of shit!

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 19:21

deadsetgav wrote:

And the best thing is we are doing it for a good cause - I feel all warm inside… or maybe I have pissed myself :(

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 19:24

Divers (Simon) wrote:

yes it’s for a good cause it would be nice to look back and see how meat loaf is doing with the breast reduction we got for him last year:)

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 19:29

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

I’m sick of seeing Ville half naked on every magazine so I voted for the Buy Ville a Cardigan Campain.

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 20:06

romy wrote:

honestly, i can’t decide - all options would be a great thing for mankind.

Posted on Thu, 17 November 2005 at 21:23

realityfuck (Richard Splash) wrote:

Turn of Ozzy’s life support. OK, maybe not literally, but his career life support machine. It seems they roll out the moneymaker for the Ozzfest and the poor bloke just wants to stay home and watch the cookery channel.

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 00:08

MarkoJii (Ukko Perkele) wrote:

I voted for “Pledge Danzig a corset”, I have seen the man live and have to say that he’s not a pretty sight…

I don’t mind seeing Ville’s tits on every magazine, as don’t read much Kerrang and Metal Hammer and I can always look recordcovers if I wanted a “turn-on” ;)

Oh, nice to see Gav that you can actually spell Ville’s name right. That seems to be extremely hard for non-finns.

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 06:14

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motherh666 wrote:

Ozzy’s life-support. And then burn his remains, they should go up like a strip of magnesium.

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 09:43

#11

Dennis wrote:

Um…what do you mean “ANOTHER original idea for Korn”…?!

Some bands inspire kids to go out and buy guitars and give it a go themselves.

Thankfully Korn weren’t around when I was an impressionable teen myself, I’d have gone straight out and bought a Teach-Yourself-Knitting book and never listened to music again for life.

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 09:54

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Dennis wrote:
Thankfully Korn weren’t around when I was an impressionable teen myself, I’d have gone straight out and bought a Teach-Yourself-Knitting book and never listened to music again for life.

:p

I still remember a letter that was in a guitar magazine years ago (mid nineties). Some kid was thanking the mag for doing an article on Silverchair. The letter went something like this: ‘Thanks for your article on Silverchair a few months ago. I’ve been playing guitar for a few years and not been doing too well, but thanks to you I’ve started listening to Silverchair, and now everything I play is fantastic!’

:D I still can’t decide if the thanks were supposed to be genuine (but arrogant), or simply sarcastic. ;)

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 10:09

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romy wrote:

MarkoJii wrote:
Oh, nice to see Gav that you can actually spell Ville’s name right. That seems to be extremely hard for non-finns.

why should it be hard to spell Ville Valo? :eek:

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 10:45

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McKekS wrote:

i wish i could votre for all of them!!!!!!

but i had to choose Ozzy. poor old guy, he doesn’t deserv to become what he is now.

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 10:52

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MarkoJii (Ukko Perkele) wrote:

romy wrote:
why should it be hard to spell Ville Valo? :eek:

You tell me myspace friend… Looking through various message boards and the way his name is spelled, made me think that it is hard to write to some people. It’s good that other members of the band has “stage-names” like “Mige Amour”, “Gas Lipstick” and “Lily Lazer” instead of Mikko Paananen, Mika Karppinen and Mikko Lindström. :p

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 12:04

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buffalo-boy wrote:

its gotta be the ozzy option. Silly old fool! Why does everyone think he’s the coolest Rock god?? He was, about 35 years ago. Then he made crap whilst sporting a perm and now he stars in reality tv with his ugly disfunctional family. Lemmy is way cooler and more rock than that shaky old bag of bones!

Oh yeah, anyone hear his voice on Paranoid on tv last night if you want proof that he has no talent anymore either? Lets finish him!!

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 12:25

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deadsetgav wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:
Oh yeah, anyone hear his voice on Paranoid on tv last night if you want proof that he has no talent anymore either? Lets finish him!!

I saw that after posting the poll - I want to change my vote now - it was shocking

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 12:58

#18

Alan wrote:

True, the crowd applauded just ‘cos he’s Ozzy from the famous TV show. His performance on Crazy Train and Paranoid were very suspect. Just ‘cos he said ‘fuck’ 20 times doesn’t make him cool.

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 14:18

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Dennis wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:
Lemmy is way cooler and more rock than that shaky old bag of bones!

Co-sign

Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 14:39

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

Right I can see I’m starting to lose the battle please think of the trapped children, and tell me this doesn’t need strapping down

I think he is the one on the right

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Posted on Fri, 18 November 2005 at 20:40

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

I can’t belive the people want to turn of Ozzys life support thats cruel I haven’t even seen him live yet :( he always gets sick when he comes to Ireland for some reason

Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 17:56

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

then vote danzig- hint hint

Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 19:36

#23

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

I already voted for Ville last week

Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 19:38

#24

Divers (Simon) wrote:

shit!

Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 19:54

#25

Hatham wrote:

Hurrah, darkness and ozzy are drawing thatnks to me.

Posted on Tue, 22 November 2005 at 17:41

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

All I need know is one more vote to save Ozzy :p will someone please think of the children

Posted on Tue, 22 November 2005 at 18:43

#27

fatboy wrote:

The new Korn track is a bag of white shite - not the band that did a brilliant first album.

Posted on Fri, 25 November 2005 at 10:11

#28

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Is the new korn single “Twisted Transistor” because it pretty much sucks the video has Snoop Dogg and the guy out of pimp my ride and a load of other rappers in it pretending to be korn its weird :(

http://knac.com/article.asp?ArticleID=4017

Posted on Mon, 28 November 2005 at 17:44

#29

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

I don’t even want to click on that link…

Posted on Mon, 28 November 2005 at 18:36

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Then don’t

Posted on Mon, 28 November 2005 at 18:44

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