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Unrequited_lad wrote:
Meh, I’m hardly Tom Selleck. You do know we’ll end up 50, still on here and still calling each other cunts, right?
Posted on Sat, 19 November 2005 at 23:52
#13,112
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Hmm, my 1000th post. Time to go and get a life… perhaps.
Well, I’d like to take this oppurtunity to call Hatham a cunt.
Hatham, you’re a cunt.
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 00:00
#13,113
mr self destruct wrote:
Good evenin’ *slides into thread in polished tapdancer shoes*
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 00:17
#13,114
warcalledpeace wrote:
Title: twats
I don’t know any of you, except Sarah and Siobhan, but I think it only fair that you know that you are without exception the most boring people on the face of the the planet earth. Were this the only problemI have with you I ould simply let it ride, alas, that is not the case, in short, (and I’m sure you all know hins already), I am, or rather, was siobhan’s partner, and in so far as I am concerned, she has chosen your company and witty banter over my company, her compulsion to trade allegedly witty and clever repartee with you , (all of you has ended our relationship, I appreciate that for the most part this is my responsibility, as it is I who has a difficulty with her spending all of her free time talking to a bunch of half-wit wankers about nothing of any consequence. I have tried to explain this to Siobhan ( Hooch’s mum, for those of you to fucking stupid to realise), my problem with what she does, alas, she thinks I’m just some sort of weird fuck who doesn’t appreciate just how witty and insightful your conversations are. In short I hope that we never meet. I love/d Siobhan and it would appear that she prefers your company/conversation to mine, congratulations gentlemen, (and/or ladies),she’s all yours, apparently I am neither sufficiently clever, nor as witty as your good selves, she’s all yours.
@ Hooch’s mum - see, I can do all of the tbmbt, (talking bollocks computer bullshit talk - for those of you new to the world of message board tripe), I loved you, massively, hugely, with all my heart and you chose this bunch of half-wit cretins, you couldn’t temper your need to talk to these mewling CUT bastards. I’m sorry it ended this way but hey, you’ve got all your lovely virtual pals, so what does a single real peron matter.
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 00:30
#13,115
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Thanks for that, any other observations to work out of your system?
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 00:38
#13,116
mr self destruct wrote:
Ouch, bad timing, seeing as I’ve only just arrived.
I don’t appreciate insults. CUT
And a piece of advice, maybe you should try and get counselling for your jealousy and possessiveness issues?
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 00:43
#13,117
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Will you all please, please, please bear with me and not post? This really is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do and I’m actually crying proper real tears (in real life) while i type this so please. if you give a toss, just give me 10 minutes whilst I compose my last post? Thanks and I love you all :)
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 00:49
#13,118
warcalledpeace wrote:
Title: love
yeah, she loves you all, pity she couldn’t giv a fuck about the man who loves her
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 00:58
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warcalledpeace’s post on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 01:00 was deleted by a moderator (Personal attack)
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mr self destruct’s post on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 01:01 was deleted by a moderator (Personal attack)
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warcalledpeace’s post on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 01:03 was deleted by a moderator (Personal attack)
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mr self destruct’s post on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 01:04 was deleted by a moderator (Personal attack)
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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Please. I’m falling apart here. If either one of you gives a shit could you please wait until i’ve posted :(
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 01:07
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mr self destruct’s post on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 01:24 was deleted by a moderator (Personal attack)
#13,125
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
God :S :! :Weirdemoticonthatmeansyourlifeisabouttochangeinamajorwaybutprobablysome sortofdotsnonetheless!)- ok folks - it’s been over 13000 posts. And it really has - really, totally amazingly truly has, been one of the weirdest and surrealist and yet in some freakishly bizarre and way most honest times of my life. And none of it - not a single moment - has been bad. You guys have let me be whoever I wanted to be, whenever I wanted to be it. It started as a joke, but over the months I’ve learned so much about myself, my judgements and my reality. I’ve learned about how it doesn’t matter who you are, it’s who you really want to be that counts. I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter whether you are a 16 year old schoolboy or a 30 something year old lumberjack - you have something true and vital and relevant and helpful to give to the people who are not as lucky as you. Which basically is everyone who doesn’t know you. And believe me - if you are even reading this there are people who would benefit from knowing you. And the fact that you are reading this probably means that you are a part of my life, forever and always, because I have never ever felt so instantly and immediately included by people who a) know nothing about me and b) don’t need to. All of you have been such a lifeline to me I can’t even begin to explain, and in some ways you have all shaped the rest of my life. I just wish Joe would come back for a moment so he would know I mean all of you, from Tubthumper onwards (the first guy to reply! Good on you bud :D) every single person who has been here to talk or to listen will grow old with me in some way - and I am going to miss you all so, so much I can’t even begin to think of the words :( Even if you don’t realise what you have done. I have had the best time, and I don’t know what i will do without you - but, for me at least, it’s over. And I’m so, so, sorry and I really hope this doesn’t hurt any of you even the tiniest percentage of the way it’s hurting me because I’m really weirdely so hopelessley attached to you all butI don’t feel I have any choice and I really don’t want to say it, but goodbye - Hooch’s Mum xxxxx
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 01:24
#13,126
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
several posts deleted as broke community guidelines.
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 09:10
#13,127
mr self destruct wrote:
How come my insults got deleted but most of his general ones didn’t? Not fair! :)
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 11:53
#13,128
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
I only deleted stuff aimed specifically at individuals. I think we can hack general insults. Call it a bonding exercise :)
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 12:24
#13,129
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 12:37
#13,130
mr self destruct wrote:
I’d also like to know which guidelines I broke please, Sarah :D
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 12:51
#13,131
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
“No personal attacks or insults.”
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 13:30
#13,132
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
I was happy to see I got a mention. :)
I haven’t posted in this thread since it first began, partly because I stopped posting altogether, and wasn’t wading through millions of pages of stuff to find out what’s been going on.
But adios Hooch’s Mum.
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 13:42
#13,133
Mr Anna wrote:
:( Aw, love you!! Come round and have some brandy innit xxx
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 16:32
#13,134
mr self destruct wrote:
Is this a GOTH I see in the house?! :p
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 16:37
#13,135
30seconds wrote:
:(
bye! I haven’t said anything in ages on this thread, I wish I had now!
I think the whole board will miss you, you rock!
laters Mrs H
:)
I rememeber the great witty banter I had with you and D! :p
Posted on Sun, 20 November 2005 at 21:40
#13,136
marja (sinner) wrote:
what the f*ck :(
this is not good.
Who will talk about concrete with me then ;)?
I’ll miss you
X
Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 08:31
#13,137
deadsetgav wrote:
fucking hell - you go away for the weekend and it all kicks off!
bye Mrs H - you will be missed xxx
Sam - you are still a cunt!
Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 10:11
#13,138
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
fucking hell - you go away for the weekend and it all kicks off!
bye Mrs H - you will be missed xxx
Sam - you are still a cunt!
And proud :)
Writing kisses…you big puff!
Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 10:17
#13,139
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Writing kisses…you big puff!
He’s just thinking about Vin Diesel. So: yeah. :p
Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 10:34
#13,140
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Well It’s sad to see this thread die and Mrs H go.
It has kept me very much amused while waiting for sessions or while in a session, and some days just crying with laughter at some of things people have come out with, my god do we all talk alot of bollocks!
Anyway Seeyas Mrs H 13000 is going to be tough to beat:)
Posted on Mon, 21 November 2005 at 15:04
