i was going through some kkk sites for a paper i’m doing for class ..i went through some jokes they had.. a lot of them sucked but these were pretty funny :
A Jew, a Hindu and a nigger were driving in the country one night when their car broke down. They walked to a nearby farm house and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer told them yes, but he only had two extra beds but he had a clean barn full of fresh straw and one of them would have to spend the night there.
The Jew said he had spent several years on a kibutz in Israel and sleeping in a barn wouldn’t bother him. Out to the barn goes the Jew and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the Jew. He said he couldn’t sleep in the barn because there was a pig in the barn and his religion forbid it. The Hindu said no problem, he had grown up in Bombay and he wouldn’t have a problem sleeping in a clean barn with a pig. Out to the barn goes the Hindu and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the Hindu. He said he couldn’t sleep in the barn because there was a cow in the barn and his religion forbid it.The nigger said no problem, he had grown up in south L.A. and there was no way a pig or a cow was going to keep him from a good nights sleep. Out to the barn goes the nigger and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and there stood the pig and the cow.
There’s a nigger, a Canadian and an American on top of one of the sears towers. The American says to the nigger, ‘I bet you I can jump off of here and hit the wind current just right - floating softly to the ground.’ The nigger looks amazed at the American. ‘I dont be leave it sucka, ya fuckin wit me aint ya?’ the nigger says. So the American says, ‘Ok, Ill prove it to you.’ The American leaps off the building and floats all the way down. Once down, he runs all the way up the stairs to the Canadian and the nigger. ‘See, I told ya nigger… now you give it a try.’ ‘Otay,’ the nigger says as he leaps off the building. ‘SPLAT!’ the nigger is splattered all over the side walk. The Canadian looks over at the American and says ‘You know Superman, sometimes you can be pretty mean.’
A White man and a Black man are arguing about which race God belongs to. They argue about this for hours, and finally they decide to ask the heavens for the answer. The black looks upwards and asks: ‘God, I gotta know. Is you Black or is you White?’ The answer booms down from above. ‘I AM WHAT I AM’. Vindicated, the Black man says: ‘There, you see, I told you he was a brother.’ ‘Not so,’ replies the White. ‘If he was Black, he would have said ‘I IS WHAT I IS’.
A ship sinks and the only survivors are a Russian, a Jamaican, a skinhead and a nigger. At sea for days, they finally come within sight of land. The Russian opens a hidden bottle of Stoli vodka, takes one swig and throws the remainder of the bottle into the water much to the other passangers dismay. The Russian explains that where he comes from, there is plenty of Stoli, it is worth nothing and means nothing. The Jamaican then procceds to light a huge blunt, takes one hit, and then throw the remainder to sea explaining, ‘Mon, in my country we have plenty of marijuanna, it is worth nothing, means nothing.’ So then the White man from New Jersey throws the nigger into the water!
Two flies were having a race across a nigger’s lips. After each had won one race, they decided to run a tie breaker. Panting, the one fly reached the finish line, only to discover his friend had already arrived with time to spare. ‘How did you do that?’ he inquired. ‘I took a shortcut around his head.’
how do you drown a black man?
pop his lips
what do you say to a black man in a uniform?
i’ll have a big mac, fries and a coke
what do you say to a woman with no tits?
nothing
a duck and a skunk are talking to each other..the duck asks the skunk what he looks like. the skunk says, well you have webbed feet, a bill and feathers, you’re a duck.. the skunk then asks the duck what he looks like…the duck says…well, you’re white, you’re black , and you smell…you’re puerto rican!!
what did the little black kid with diarrhea say?
i’m melting
why did the black man cross the road?
he smelled chicken
why do italians have big nostrils?
because they have fat fingers
why don’t they let the little black kid play in the sand box anymore?
because the cat kept burrying him
what do you call a black man in a mercedes?
grand theft auto
2 gay guys find a magic lamp…the genie said he’d offer them one wish..instead of making that wish right away the 2 gay guys decided to save the wish for later..the next day the kkk rush into their house, rope them up and drag them to a tree outside…one gay guy says..i think we should use that wish now.. the other guy said, i already did, i wished that we were hung like black people
if a black man robs your house, where’s the safest place to hide your money?
in the books
how do you know if it’s a jewish person’s back yard?
they have toilet paper hanging on the clothesline
why do mexicans eat beans?
they like taking bubble baths
what do you call 3 black guys in a steam room?
gorillas in he mist
