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Started by motherh666 in Chit-Chat

Right men. I just started worrying about what to get the lady for christmas and I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions.
I’ve been through play.com and http://www.iwantoneofthose.com, but to no avail.

Maybe we could pool our resources on this and find things for the women in our lives together. :cool:

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 15:48

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

jewlery is the normally what I get them, my ex i bought her a celtic locket as she was into that sort of thing. Or a voucher for some beauty pampering thing?

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 18:37

#2

RobbyVDH wrote:

Mine will get nothing.

I have spoiled her enough during the year and if she really insists on having a present, I can still wrap myself as a gift :D

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 19:01

#3

Hatham wrote:

Well, i’m a sad bastard and i have no one ‘special’ to buy a present for. Still, saves on the cash.

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 20:05

#4

RobbyVDH wrote:

If you want, you can buy me a present… I’m special believe me :D

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 20:08

#5

Hatham wrote:

Ah well here’s were the second problem arises. I’m a tight git with no money. You still wanting a present?

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 20:10

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motherh666 wrote:

Divers wrote:

jewlery is the normally what I get them, my ex i bought her a celtic locket as she was into that sort of thing. Or a voucher for some beauty pampering thing?

If I bought mine a celtic locket I would have to first kick the crap out of myself and then her. No thanks. As for a Rangers locket… no thanks, bit neddy.

I’m thinking snazzy underwear. Stuff I can enjoy taking off with my teeth.

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 22:33

#7

White Psycho wrote:

Does she have any real obsessions? My ex loves Jhonen Vasquez so she got a Spooky squeak toy.

Posted on Tue, 29 November 2005 at 23:43

#8

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Huh? Squeak Toy? Was she a dog? :s

Not meaning to be offensive… :o

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 00:01

#9

deadsetgav wrote:

To be perfectly honest - I haven’t a fucking clue. I have already got the missus a coat for xmas that she is allowed to wear now - as for something to open on the day… fucked if I know :(

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 07:18

#10

marja (sinner) wrote:

as a woman, I’m willing to give some hints if I may??

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 08:18

#11

deadsetgav wrote:

please do!

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 08:43

#12

motherh666 wrote:

Go for it.

And no, I don’t think she has any obsessions, and if she does I have not found them out. She does get quite frisky on the old Tequila, but that doesn’t count.

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 08:44

#13

mr self destruct wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

I have already got the missus a coat for xmas that she is allowed to wear now

:p You really should be from Yorkshire mate :)

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 08:57

#14

deadsetgav wrote:

…and dont say a 14” black rubber cock!

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 08:58

#15

marja (sinner) wrote:

gav’s idea of jewlery is really good, but go easy on rings because a ring is for other special occasions. I would suggest a nice bracelet, or earrings. Go for silver and not too shiny, if you don’t know what your lady likes.

seb’s idea about lingery is also very good, but be careful not to buy anything to slutty (sp?). Best thing to do is to buy it together, but you get to pick it out, not the lady.

things to avoid (if they haven’t specifically asked):
-perfume, or other soapy stuff
-cd’s
-dvd’s

vouchers are ok, but only if they are for a service, and not for cd’s or books or whatever. If you get a voucher, get it for the both of you. Sauna or beauty treatements are highly appreciated.

you can get her a book, and write a nice message in it. that way, everytime she sees the book on the shelf, she’ll think about the nice things you wrote.

combination gifts are also very good. e.g. take a nice picture of the two of you, frame it in something really cool, and give that during dinner (in a restaurant of course).

is that enough idea’s or do you need more?

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:08

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

If I bought mine a celtic locket I would have to first kick the crap out of myself and then her. No thanks. As for a Rangers locket… no thanks, bit neddy.

Fair enough she was australian and went on about one because we got engaged up the the locket wasn’t a suggestion jewlery was.

But you are going for some christmas crotchless pantys instead:D

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:23

#17

motherh666 wrote:

‘edible’ crotchless?

Marja, all your stuff is much too boring and does not involve:

Fake blood
Explosions
Booze, or
My Playstation

No good.

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:33

#18

marja (sinner) wrote:

sorry, I thought I needed to give actual hints not funny ones

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:40

#19

motherh666 wrote:

Funny? What do you mean?

:p

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:41

#20

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Buy her Gene Simmons

that will take care of the fake blood and explosions and maybe the booze

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:47

#21

marja (sinner) wrote:

Divers wrote:

Buy her Gene Simmons

that will take care of the fake blood and explosions and maybe the booze

:D

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:51

#22

buffalo-boy wrote:

Better idea:

Get rid of the woman, saves tons of hassle!

Only joking: perfume? wine? CDs? I know its a bit general but then, i don’t know your bird!

Mine is easily pleased luckily! Anything Star Wars or cute and fluffy or alcoholic, or all together!

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 09:59

#23

motherh666 wrote:

I don’t know her all that well either. We’ve been going out for 4 months and all we’ve been doing is shagging.

I might have to make a little trip into town at the weekend and get her something from the neglige shop. Been thinking about also getting her a years pass to the Paradiso or the Melkweg music halls.

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 10:02

#24

Divers (Simon) wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:

Mine is easily pleased luckily! Anything Star Wars or cute and fluffy or alcoholic, or all together!

So a drunk wookie would go down well:)

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 10:03

#25

motherh666 wrote:

Divers wrote:

So a drunk wookie would go down well:)

Thats me!

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 10:05

#26

Citizen Erased wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

I don’t know her all that well either. We’ve been going out for 4 months and all we’ve been doing is shagging.

You must know a bit about her, surely. Don’t you converse, in between?

The difference between slutty underwear and sexy underwear appears to be £50-£100. Agent Provocateur stuff rarely offends, I suspect.

I’m thinking of getting a rattle for my other half.

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 10:35

#27

deadsetgav wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

I’m thinking of getting a rattle for my other half.

Just who are you? Gary fucking Glitter? :D

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 10:40

#28

Citizen Erased wrote:

Diving rattle.

http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=38236

Possibly a rod with a ring on it would be better.

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 10:47

#29

motherh666 wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

You must know a bit about her, surely. Don’t you converse, in between?

Sure, but I don’t really pay all too much attention to the ‘other stuff’.

I’ll manage.

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 10:54

#30

mr self destruct wrote:

You’re such a charming man, Seb. It’s no wonder you’re such a hit with the ladies.

Posted on Wed, 30 November 2005 at 11:48

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