Awesome Dreams on Wall of Mouths

Awesome Dreams

I had a really awesome one the other day, i dreamt i was eating a Max Cavalera signature subway sandwich, and it was the greatest sandwich ever but i can’t remember what was in it cos my housemate woke me up cos she forgot her keys and couldn;t get in.

Posted on Fri, 9 December 2005 at 13:39

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buffalo-boy wrote:

I recently dreamt that i was on a golf course then the arachnids from Starship troopers showed up and started wrecking the place so we all ran inside a giant golf ball to escape and Bruce Forsyth was there! How random is my brain!?

Posted on Fri, 9 December 2005 at 14:01

White Psycho wrote:

Last night I dreamt I was running around with some vampires, this was bizarre especially as the enemies were throwing that well known vampire killing device; pencils. Plus I couldn’t stop thinking about Nerf guns.

Posted on Fri, 9 December 2005 at 14:06

tgE wrote:

i dreamt i drove a big red double decker into the sea the other nite, where 2 massive air bags inflated underneath and we went all the way to spain!

i’m not mad

Posted on Fri, 9 December 2005 at 18:12

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Title: zzzz Dreams zzzz (merged)

I thought this would make a fun thread for anyone wanting to share with others.. their dreams.
Be it one you had last night, one from childhood etc - you catch my drift.

I’ll tell ya one my gf had told me once: that she cheated on me with Andy Cairns (no really) - somehow, I wasn’t affended. Anyway I’m not sure daydreaming counts! :D

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 01:58

White Psycho wrote:

The other night I dreamt I was in a festival camping ground. There was a a little skinny midget thing annoying me. It looked kinda like the Sprite goblin but with orange almost translucent skin and about the size of a toddler. It was pissing me off so I grabbed it by the scruff of its neck and took it to my mate who was working security. I tell him this thing is annoying me, so he takes it and throughs it against a wall. People pass by and I explain it by saying, “It was annoying me.”

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 02:06

deadsetgav wrote:

I had a dream last night that I was at work and these two identical twins were working there, and they were kinda mute but they could understand each other… they were also very small. I gave one an iPod - I have no idea why.

Of all the things to dream about - why the fuck do I have to dream about work? I think I might book it as overtime :(

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 06:07

deadsetgav wrote:

I could put the iPod down on my expenses maybe…

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 06:08

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 09:09

Citizen Erased wrote:

My girlfriend thanked me for getting the flat spotless one morning, then whilst I did my teeth I realised I’d dreamed it :(

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 09:23

#10

mrs h wrote:

Last night I dreamt my daughter (not Hooch) had a baby and she gave it to me because she didn’t want it, and it was just a tiny fragile little newborn thing but I didn’t have any nappies or milk or anything to give it. I was quite upset when I woke up :(

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 10:16

#11

Dennis wrote:

Two nights ago I dreamed that I was shopping in a supermarket naked, and that I kept trying to cover up my private-and-confidentials with my hand. After I finished (amid much staring and criticism from the moral majority) I was apprehended by the female store manager who accused me of shoplifting, proving it by showing me price labels on my food that had been altered by hand to show lower prices. In my dream I knew she had done this herself to frame me, as it wasn’t my own doing.
She then, very indignantly, told me that she would let me off the shoplifting charge if I promised never ever to darken her shop with my immoral, filthy display, and if I ever did any nudey shopping again, she’d get the police onto me for the “stolen” items.

I then went back to my flat and got hurriedly dressed.

Make of THAT what you will. I don’t even live in a fucking flat :(

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 10:21

#12

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:D Yeah, ‘cause _that’s_ the weird bit. :D

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 10:44

#13

mrs h wrote:

Dennis wrote:
Make of THAT what you will. I don’t even live in a fucking flat :(

It’s obviously a dream about your overly amorous mother-in-law. You feel humiliated and vulnerable and yet strangely excited at the prospect of ‘freebies’ :D

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 10:47

#14

Dennis wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:
:D Yeah, ‘cause _that’s_ the weird bit. :D

I know!

I am just worried now that on my next naked price-fiddling excursion, I am gonna accidentally go to the wrong place on the way home and end up in someone’s flat. I don’t wanna go to someone else’s flat, that kinda thing makes people look at you all weird.

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 10:49

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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

Just to keep the Naked theme going -

I had a dream a few weeks ago that i was in a taxi. When i got to my destination the driver asked for his fare, but i then realised i had no clothes on. After that i can only remember running around town hiding behind lamp-posts and bins and stuff trying to make my way home without being noticed.

There’s probably some kind of deep rooted reason for this, but god only knows what that could be!!!!

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:12

#16

mrs h wrote:

@ Dennis - Mine might not have been a popular view, but you could have at least made some effort to deny it!! :p

@ Chr1s - Are you absolutely certain it was a dream?

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:14

#17

marja (sinner) wrote:

I read somewhere that dreaming about being naked in a public place is really about the fear of a secret getting out in the open.

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:18

#18

chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

@ Mrs h - i’m pretty sure it was, but maybe i was just very stoned!!!

@ marja - I don’t think i have any secrets. Well, no interesting ones anyway!!

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:21

#19

Dennis wrote:

marja wrote:
I read somewhere that dreaming about being naked in a public place is really about the fear of a secret getting out in the open.

Yes, I am terrified that people will learn my secret about how I love to wander around Morrisons naked, checking the size of my manhood against the cucumbers*.

(*so far the cucumbers are winning hands down, but it is a marathon not a sprint, Brian)

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:38

#20

mrs h wrote:

Maybe this will cheer you up! :)

Sorry! I tried to link to the cucumber one at the bottom. The rest of them all seem to feature battered wives, and I really didn’t mean to suggest that that would cheer you up!!! :eek:

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:57

#21

Dennis wrote:

It’s OK, I spotted the cucumber one…very freaky!

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 12:08

#22

mrs h wrote:

Have you looked at the other pages, I have just been quietly shaking with laughter at my desk reading some of the text …

“IT WAS A KISS!
HOW STRONG THAT HORPINA IS!
SHE BEAT ME SO ON THE FACE, THAT SOUP WENT OUT FROM MY NOSE!”

“HOPE HAS GONE, THE BOTTLE WAS BROKEN, AND HORILKA (vodka)
HAS TOTALLY POURED OUT, AND THERE WAS SUCH A DESIRE TO HAVE
A DRINK, BUT THERE WAS NO LUCK, SUCH IS MY UNHAPPY LIFE!”

Who the hell would you send it to? It’s a POSTCARD for crying out loud!! :D

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 12:14

#23

Cuchulain wrote:

Had a dream last night I killed Robbie Williams.

Neither of us was naked , but still a great dream !

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 12:25

#24

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Killing Robbie Williams? That’s almost as good as a wet dream! ;)

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 13:56

#25

deadsetgav wrote:

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me… no hope no harm, just another false alarm ;)

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 15:12

#26

Dennis wrote:

Gav, that story is OLD…:rolleyes:

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 15:34

#27

deadsetgav wrote:

;)

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:15

#28

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Now for a slightly bizarre dream, which I have had a few times over the last couple of years -
I dream that I’m a red tomato. I’m on a conveyor belt going past all different paintings of war scenes. On conveyor belts going the other way I see carrots & cobs of sweetcorn.
I don’t know what to make of it!!! :eek: :(

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 19:23

#29

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

I have dreams like this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

Hell yea! :cool:

Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 23:18