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#61

mr self destruct wrote:

“A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!”

That’s my new catchphrase :p

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:08

#62

deadsetgav wrote:

Catchy!

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:11

#63

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

You’ll be known as ‘The Palindrome’, master of crime. Then one day you’ll make the fatal error of breaking into the house of a man armed with a gun. You’ll be shot. Twice. And there will end your evil reign.

Well, it’s _almost_ back on topic… :o

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:20

#64

deadsetgav wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

You’ll be known as ‘The Palindrome’,

Motherfucker! - I’ve only just got that! :D

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:21

#65

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:D

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:22

#66

mr self destruct wrote:

:p

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:23

#67

deadsetgav wrote:

*clink-clink…CLUNK!*

[penny drops]

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:27

#68

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

The penny you’re stealing from an armed houeowner, presumably? ;)

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:32

#69

deadsetgav wrote:

absolutely

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:37

#70

MR POO! wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Prison - for a very long time. They will probably get a bit of ‘rough justice’ in there anyway

hopefully. If theres any justice. Pity we have to hope the other criminals adminster the justice.

the irony

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 20:44

#71

interzone (What's up sucker !!!) wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

*worried* He wouldn’t, would he? :eek:

Wouldn’t, of course.

Just meaned violent people, paranoiac ones who become violent, ignoring ones etc are mad. They’re able to hurt anyone just because they wake up with their own fear to the other ones. They ‘re afraid to themselves. Those ones are mad, and dangerous.

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 22:44

#72

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

Two months ago mrs Balcony almost got robbed by two young assholes. One of them was even pointing a gun at her during the act. She got away, leaving her bicycle to the bastards, shouting and swearing at them and running towards an approaching car. The car stopped, fortunately and the would-be robbers ran away, leaving the bike where it was…

It happended at midnight, close to where we live, but despite that neither of us feel afraid. We decided that this was not going to interfere with our feeling of freedom. We’re a bit more cautious maybe, but certainly not afraid to go out on the streets at night, together or solo!

The thought of getting a gun never crossed my mind. I am certain it will only will make things worse.

Posted on Thu, 12 January 2006 at 23:08

#73

matthew wrote:

okay, I’m back, I didn’t read all your posts but you people in the UK don’t have any fucking problems, you’re kids are turning into assholes, trust me, my sister is a teacher there and they are shits. But you don’t get babies raped all the time because of retards here that think it cures Aids.
Even if I was a black man and heard that raping a virgin cures me of Aids, I wouldn’t be a heartless asshole and do it.
I have been robbed repeatedly and you do0n’t think Im fucking sick of this shit?
If I have a licensed gun and I shoot him below the belt and I have proof he was trying to harm me then I don’t go to jail.
If I as a white man go to jail I am signing my own death certificate.
Blacks hate the whites and there’s fucking nothing we can do about it. They will stab me to death in jail. Each cell holds about 20 people each, or is it more, you europeans haven’t seen fuck.
Every black person in my country owns a fucking gun either because they are afraid like me in the squatter camps or because they wanna rob somebody.
Our prisons are full and we can’t get any more in! And our fucking corrupt government isn’t doing anything about it.

You keep on complaniing about Blair while Mugabe pisses over his country!
Sorry, I sound pissed off, but we’ve really had enough here and are all starting to give up. When the New Zealand rugby came here once they were just blown away by the amount of security each person’s house has. There is no other choice.

Hope you guys are much safer and well!!!!! :)
Keep rockin!

Posted on Fri, 13 January 2006 at 20:10

#74

realityfuck (Richard Splash) wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Prisons are rife with sodomy and bad tattoos.

That’s certainly served as a good deterrant for me. The last I want is a bad tattoo.

Posted on Sat, 14 January 2006 at 01:39

#75

Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

Tony Martin murdered a 16 year old boy (who was trying to run away) by shooting him in the back with an unlicenced shotgun. He was an old cunt and a manslaughter sentence was the least he deserved

Posted on Sat, 14 January 2006 at 10:40

#76

mr self destruct wrote:

Too right, I can’t believe people defended him. He was a mad old bastard by all accounts and definitely deserved a manslaughter sentence. I think I remember hearing something about the locals where he lived trying to persuade him to stand as an independent MP when he was released - which is insane.

Posted on Sat, 14 January 2006 at 12:42

#77

deadsetgav wrote:

His house was a shit-hole too - they should have sent those old bags off the tv to go round and clean up.

Posted on Mon, 16 January 2006 at 07:19

#78

mr self destruct wrote:

Yeah - or he should have featured on A Life Of Grime. He could have been Mr Trebus Mk 11.

Posted on Mon, 16 January 2006 at 11:14

#79

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

His house was a shit-hole too - they should have sent those old bags off the tv to go round and clean up.

I see your plan: Then maybe he’d shoot them.

Posted on Mon, 16 January 2006 at 11:32

#80

Taunty Dan wrote:

thats good TV! :D

Posted on Mon, 16 January 2006 at 11:59

#81

GreenThing wrote:

Hello Mr Self Destruct. I’m sorry to take so long to reply, but I only catch up with this board at work.

Mr Tony Martin, maybe a bastard, I don’t know him. I also don’t know whether the burglars deserved to be shot. BUT I from the reports it seems that the burglars were scumbags who leach off the good people in the world. If you chop down the forrest of the law, don’t expect to find any trees to hide behind.

Posted on Mon, 16 January 2006 at 15:55

#82

Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

GreenThing wrote:

If you chop down the forrest of the law, don’t expect to find any trees to hide behind.

Exactly! Therefore: manslaughter sentence at LEAST for Mr Martin :rolleyes:

Posted on Mon, 16 January 2006 at 20:58

#83

MR POO! wrote:

On a side note..tony martin is the second longest serving singer of black sabbath.

After Ozzy of course.

Posted on Mon, 16 January 2006 at 22:05

#84

GreenThing wrote:

Dermot wrote:

Exactly! Therefore: manslaughter sentence at LEAST for Mr Martin :rolleyes:

It works both ways. Manslaughter for Tony Martin, and a prison sentance for the burglar.

Maybe the Tony Martin case is a bit of a strong one to use as an example, because both parties broke the law and were victims of the other person’s crime.

Maybe a better case to point out is the one where a burglar spooked a dog which was asleep at night. The dog bit the burglar, and the dog is now awaiting a decision on whether it will be put to sleep for biting the burglar. How is this right?

Posted on Tue, 17 January 2006 at 11:11

#85

Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

GreenThing wrote:

It works both ways. Manslaughter for Tony Martin, and a prison sentance for the burglar.

I’d agree with that - but not a death sentence

Posted on Tue, 17 January 2006 at 12:25

#86

mrs h wrote:

Damn! I only read a few posts and now I’m bursting at the seams with all the things I want to shout about and I’m going to get indigestion and I have to get back to work

@Viirkokka - I don’t think this is the one I was thinking of - I haven’t read it before!!

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