Wall of Mouths

Yes, there are plans to have stories for the rest of the albums. I refuse to comment on the timescale of that operation though ;)

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Call yourself a geek?

Oh, wait… :o

Hold on - maybe we could write the stories behind the songs ourselves!

Larne, Northern Ireland, early 1995 - I was just mucking about in my hometown basically looking for a shop that sold fake moustaches and thinking about firing my drummer for getting to paranoid on pot. I was walking through the town streets in a bitter wind, chain rolling Drum mild cigarettes, and headed for nowhere in particular. Then for some reason I felt inexorably drawn towards my old high school. As it grew dark, I thew my padded jacket down and vaulted over the old wire fence into Larne High. I heard the sound of a child crying coming from one of the classrooms. Against my better instincts I walked towards the wailing until it got so close it was ear-splittingly loud. Of all places, I found myself in my old classroom - 3B. The crying was coming from the broom cupboard. I remembered how my cruel classmates used to lock a boy in the broom cupboard. Seriously freaking out now, I thought of a riff that suited the situation. It went something like this: “Der-ner-ner Der-ner-ner.” I threw open in the cupboard. It was a naked boy sitting in his own urine. He was obscene. He was Jude. I ran away from that place and never looked back until I was safely tucked up in bed. Thus, Jude The Obscene was born.”

I’m sure hitting my stats today! :D

haha that stories awesome, the “der-ner-ner” bit mainly :D

I really wanna know the real story behind the song now :(

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