#16,111
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
Mrs H, who are you insinuating is the “cottaging fanatic”, me or D? Cos i find that offensive! To ignore my fanatical dogging obsession is just plain wrong!! ;)
:D
Why do you say D? Do you know more about the misanthropologist than you are letting on?
*raises eyebrow*
*raises other eyebrow*
*raises upper lip and left ear*
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:03
#16,112
marja (sinner) wrote:
Divers wrote:
Lol thats funny:)
I didn’t get a job a few months ago because i was too experienced which for my job didn’t make sense and like you they had seen what experience i had before telling me to come for an interview. Oh well you never know what call you will get next:)
too experienced actually means: we would have to pay you too much
:)
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:08
#16,113
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
:D
Why do you say D? Do you know more about the misanthropologist than you are letting on?
*raises eyebrow*
*raises other eyebrow*
*raises upper lip and left ear*
*roundly applauds Mrs H’s hands free face acrobatics*
i just couldn’t be bothered to type divers (sorry divers, no offenc)so i shortened it to D unaware of the media circus it would attract. ;)
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:08
#16,114
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I’m sweet and inocent and don’t even know what cottaging means so it can’t have anything to do with me:)
EDIT: @ Marja thats a bugger I wouldn’t have expected a big wage, i have never had one before!
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:09
#16,115
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
*roundly applauds Mrs H’s hands free face acrobatics*
i just couldn’t be bothered to type divers (sorry divers, no offenc)so i shortened it to D unaware of the media circus it would attract. ;)
lol
*raises right nostril and left ear simultaneously and then for the finale raises lower lip into hairline*
Here - have a box of Helen Keller Cigars!!
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:15
#16,116
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
lol
*raises right nostril and left ear simultaneously and then for the finale raises lower lip into hairline*
Here - have a box of Helen Keller Cigars!!
*judges applaud overall display and award an unprecedented 10.00. Then withdraw it sharply and disqualify contestant for cigar bribery* :D
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:28
#16,117
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Divers wrote:
I knew his name:) just didn’t know how to spell it:(
His real name is Leaf, stick with that :)
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:34
#16,118
Divers (Simon) wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
His real name is Leaf, stick with that :)
Cheers Sweetie, you know how to cheer me up:D
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:35
#16,119
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
*judges applaud overall display and award an unprecedented 10.00. Then withdraw it sharply and disqualify contestant for cigar bribery* :D
Pie Dan?
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:36
#16,120
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Cash then?
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:39
#16,121
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Why am I the only one who ever posts any pictures :( It makes the thread so much prettier …
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:40
#16,122
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
who told you my secret childhood nickname??!! Tormented i was, TORMENTED!!! Oh the horrific memories…
*observes photo of slowly revealing pie…*
mmmmmm…pie…
*observes photo of cash and curses the pie crumbs all over his lips*
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:42
#16,123
marja (sinner) wrote:
I’m off to the pool.
see you all tommorrow
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:43
#16,124
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
So do I win? :D
*ties lips in pretty bows around ears to reveal dazzling smoke free teeth*
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:43
#16,125
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
marja wrote:
I’m off to the pool.
see you all tommorrow
Not the typing pool I hope! ;) Have fun, see you tomorrow :)
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:44
#16,126
Taunty Dan wrote:
marja wrote:
I’m off to the pool.
see you all tommorrow
bye Marja!! ;)
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:45
#16,127
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Have fun Marja:) seeyas
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Why am I the only one who ever posts any pictures :( It makes the thread so much prettier …
Because you are the only one who has learnt how, and is taking advantage of your new bit of knowledge?
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:45
#16,128
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
So do I win? :D
*ties lips in pretty bows around ears to reveal dazzling smoke free teeth*
*scopes the room and discreetly pockets huge mound of cash and pie*
And the winner, naturally, is Mrs H.
*crowd cheers, Mrs H and Dan exchange “knowing winks”*
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:48
#16,129
deadsetgav wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Why am I the only one who ever posts any pictures :( It makes the thread so much prettier …
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:55
#16,130
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Divers wrote:
Have fun Marja:) seeyas
Because you are the only one who has learnt how, and is taking advantage of your new bit of knowledge?
Just find an image and get the name of it from properties and then write [img]at one end and[/img] at the other. You copied my drinking smiley so you must have read it!! :p
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 16:58
#16,131
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Just find an image and get the name of it from properties and then write [img]at one end and[/img] at the other. You copied my drinking smiley so you must have read it!! :p
no i think you will find i just quoted you and the computer did the rest! Don’t ever say i read anything!
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:00
#16,132
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
:D See! Isn’t that pretty :)
Thanks Dan! I’ve always wanted to be May Queen :)
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:01
#16,133
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Divers wrote:
no i think you will find i just quoted you and the computer did the rest! Don’t ever say i read anything!
lol sorry :) I will send you the Oxford Reading Tree version of the thread :)
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:02
#16,134
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
lol sorry :) I will send you the Oxford Reading Tree version of the thread :)
does it have pictures?
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:03
#16,135
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Only pictures of courgettes and pie, sorry :(
Enough of this nonsense - how are you Divers? Did you enjoy your coffee with the snowboard girl or did it turn into a drunken fiasco? :D
@ Gav - Are you there? Can you help? I’m having trouble with my sound card. Or my TV card. I’m not sure - I can get a perfect picture from the video recorder through the computer but I can’t get any sound - even though the sound is fine on absolutely everything else :( Any ideas? I’ve checked everything I can think of :(
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:08
#16,136
deadsetgav wrote:
ask bobby nicely
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:10
#16,137
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Only pictures of courgettes and pie, sorry :(
Enough of this nonsense - how are you Divers? Did you enjoy your coffee with the snowboard girl or did it turn into a drunken fiasco? :D
Yes maybe I should stop this whole crap that I can’t read because thats what i do spend most of my time doing!
I’m not too bad:), well she came back here and I cooked then it turned into a drunken Fiasco.
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:12
#16,138
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
ask bobby nicely
Are you tipsy? Isn’t that Jim Davidson? Are you talking to me? Please help me Gav - or Bobby if you prefer - I have nowhere else to turn!!
*falls into weeping heap on pavement*
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:15
#16,139
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Divers wrote:
Yes maybe I should stop this whole crap that I can’t read because thats what i do spend most of my time doing!
I’m not too bad:), well she came back here and I cooked then it turned into a drunken Fiasco.
Yes - drop it. You can read perfectly well, you just can’t spell! :p
That’s nice :) What did you cook?
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:17
#16,140
deadsetgav wrote:
Bobby says: “right click on your speaker settings and choose volume controls. make sure you have the advanced option displayed, then look through and make sure that line-in, microphone and auxiliary are not muted. sometimes you can only have one or the other (so try alternating until you get sound) - If this doesnt work, if you sign my petition to get me back on the tv like that bastard Les Dennis, I will help you further - tell all your friends!”
Posted on Tue, 7 February 2006 at 17:18
