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Divers (Simon) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

aye. summat or nowt. I’d no idea you were a yorkshire lad. Av yer been on t’ moor bah t’at? :D

your spelling has gone to pot, you have been hanging round me to long.

talking about pot yesterday i was clearing out my box folder that i keep all my important paperwork in and I found a bag of weed and a block of hash i didn’t know i had!

@Dan & D? both your CD’s have been burnt and i will post them at some point.

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:00

#16,262

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

my lispngel? dos fof sotstop!! :D

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:04

#16,263

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

my lispngel? dos fof sotstop!! :D

:D

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:07

#16,264

Taunty Dan wrote:

Mrs Hooch: Yorkshire lad? me? Nooo, midlands boy thru and thru! Apart from the being common part that is, i’m very posh you know *Raises nose and blinks slowly whilst turning head*

Divers: nice one mate. If you feel like posting that block of hash as well thats fine. :D

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:09

#16,265

Divers (Simon) wrote:

I like the fact that the other day i spelt archaeological and not a word of well done, fuck up a word like “the/than/it” and you all are first to point it out!

I think i will say away from packages with drugs in, the cd will have to do.

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:13

#16,266

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

Mrs Hooch: Yorkshire lad? me? Nooo, midlands boy thru and thru! Apart from the being common part that is, i’m very posh you know *Raises nose and blinks slowly whilst turning head*

* looks at Dan the way a yorkshire woman looks at a posh lad. Decides not to waste breath *

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:21

#16,267

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

* looks at Dan the way a yorkshire woman looks at a posh lad. Decides not to waste breath *

this “look you give posh lads” - is it the look of an orphan who’s just been told his new parents are millionaires who will raise him like a king, or the look a tramp might give you if you accidentally pissed on him?

Its gonna be the tramp one isn’t it…?

Divers wrote:

I think i will say away from packages with drugs in, the cd will have to do

i seee… *Disappointly crosses Divers of list of potential associates in bid to smuggle columbian “things” across the globe*

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:30

#16,268

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

It’s ok - I can tell you’re not really the slightest bit posh :)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 13:34

#16,269

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

It’s ok - I can tell you’re not really the slightest bit posh :)

:D

How can you tell? Its the “pissing on a tramp” story isn’t it? Posh folk don’t have “pissing on a tramp” stories i’ll bet. They have “hoarding lots of money and wearing a monacle” stories. Probably. :)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 13:45

#16,270

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

There’s that. And everything else you have ever posted on this thread. And the fact that you have posted on this thread :)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 14:05

#16,271

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

There’s that. And everything else you have ever posted on this thread. And the fact that you have posted on this thread :)

:D

aah, see technically I haven’t posted on this thread, I get my butler, “chuckles”, to do it for me.
:)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:13

#16,272

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Well hello chuckles :)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:29

#16,273

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Well hello chuckles :)

Hello:) I just needed the cash.

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:35

#16,274

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

lolol :D

Do you have a uniform and a tea towel over your arm?

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:36

#16,275

Taunty Dan wrote:

Divers wrote:

Hello:) I just needed the cash.

CHUCKLES!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU??? NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS OR CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!! BAAAD BUTLER!!!

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:38

#16,276

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

lolol :D

Do you have a uniform and a tea towel over your arm?

Well Dan seems to insist on no top and hotpants as a uniform but I do have a tea towel.

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:38

#16,277

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

CHUCKLES!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU??? NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS OR CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!! BAAAD BUTLER!!!

Sorry sir I will go outside and put a second coat of wax on your robin reliant:(

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:39

#16,278

Taunty Dan wrote:

I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN!!!!!

and don’t tell folk abot the robin reliant! i always get away with “vintage car”, they don’t need details!!

:D

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:42

#16,279

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Divers wrote:

Well Dan seems to insist on no top and hotpants as a uniform but I do have a tea towel.

LMAO! :D

Should you be calling him Dan? ;)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:44

#16,280

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN!!!!!

and don’t tell folk abot the robin reliant! i always get away with “vintage car”, they don’t need details!!

:D

Yes sir and i have cleaned from top to bottom your council fla…Mansion sir and dinner will be served when i let domin…the chef know. *scuffles off swearing under breath*

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:45

#16,281

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:47

#16,282

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Well that was a failure, wasn’t it? :(

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:48

#16,283

Taunty Dan wrote:

Divers wrote:

Yes sir and i have cleaned from top to bottom your council fla…Mansion sir and dinner will be served when i let domin…the chef know. *scuffles off swearing under breath*

*shakes fist at chuckles’s general direction and grits teeth*

I’m sorry you had to see that Mrs H, how terribly rude.

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:49

#16,284

marja (sinner) wrote:

if we give him something to wear, is he freed from being a houseslave (like in harry potter)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:50

#16,285

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

I’m sorry you had to see that Mrs H, how terribly rude.

The attitude or the hotpants? :D

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:51

#16,286

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

marja wrote:

if we give him something to wear, is he freed from being a houseslave (like in harry potter)

Don’t free him, he’s enjoying himself!! ;)

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:52

#16,287

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Don’t free him, he’s enjoying himself!! ;)

No i’m not it’s embarassing watching him walking round the council estate with a top hat and cane going into the dog and flick knife for a sherry, i fear for my life everytime we leave the house.

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:57

#16,288

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

The attitude or the hotpants? :D

the attitude!!

I make no apologies for the hotpants, i designed them myself! I think they’re rather fetching, right down to the sequinned Chuckles motif in the crotch area.

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:57

#16,289

Taunty Dan wrote:

Divers wrote:

No i’m not it’s embarassing watching him walking round the council estate with a top hat and cane going into the dog and flick knife for a sherry, i fear for my life everytime we leave the house.

oh, oh, NOW the truth comes out, eh? EH??

well fine, cos i don’t NEED you anymore!! I can wirte my onw psots form now on! yuore FRIED!!

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 16:01

#16,290

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Is this yours Dan?

erm, well i, er… *breaks into a sweat*, erm…
who sent you??!!!!

Chuckles!! escort this woman off the premises at once!

Chuckles?

CHUCKLES!!!

*Realises he’s just fired chuckles*

oh…bollocks

Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 16:04

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