#16,261
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
aye. summat or nowt. I’d no idea you were a yorkshire lad. Av yer been on t’ moor bah t’at? :D
your spelling has gone to pot, you have been hanging round me to long.
talking about pot yesterday i was clearing out my box folder that i keep all my important paperwork in and I found a bag of weed and a block of hash i didn’t know i had!
@Dan & D? both your CD’s have been burnt and i will post them at some point.
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:00
#16,262
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
my lispngel? dos fof sotstop!! :D
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:04
#16,263
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
my lispngel? dos fof sotstop!! :D
:D
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:07
#16,264
Taunty Dan wrote:
Mrs Hooch: Yorkshire lad? me? Nooo, midlands boy thru and thru! Apart from the being common part that is, i’m very posh you know *Raises nose and blinks slowly whilst turning head*
Divers: nice one mate. If you feel like posting that block of hash as well thats fine. :D
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:09
#16,265
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I like the fact that the other day i spelt archaeological and not a word of well done, fuck up a word like “the/than/it” and you all are first to point it out!
I think i will say away from packages with drugs in, the cd will have to do.
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:13
#16,266
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
Mrs Hooch: Yorkshire lad? me? Nooo, midlands boy thru and thru! Apart from the being common part that is, i’m very posh you know *Raises nose and blinks slowly whilst turning head*
* looks at Dan the way a yorkshire woman looks at a posh lad. Decides not to waste breath *
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:21
#16,267
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
* looks at Dan the way a yorkshire woman looks at a posh lad. Decides not to waste breath *
this “look you give posh lads” - is it the look of an orphan who’s just been told his new parents are millionaires who will raise him like a king, or the look a tramp might give you if you accidentally pissed on him?
Its gonna be the tramp one isn’t it…?
Divers wrote:
I think i will say away from packages with drugs in, the cd will have to do
i seee… *Disappointly crosses Divers of list of potential associates in bid to smuggle columbian “things” across the globe*
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 12:30
#16,268
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
It’s ok - I can tell you’re not really the slightest bit posh :)
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 13:34
#16,269
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
It’s ok - I can tell you’re not really the slightest bit posh :)
:D
How can you tell? Its the “pissing on a tramp” story isn’t it? Posh folk don’t have “pissing on a tramp” stories i’ll bet. They have “hoarding lots of money and wearing a monacle” stories. Probably. :)
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 13:45
#16,270
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
There’s that. And everything else you have ever posted on this thread. And the fact that you have posted on this thread :)
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 14:05
#16,271
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
There’s that. And everything else you have ever posted on this thread. And the fact that you have posted on this thread :)
:D
aah, see technically I haven’t posted on this thread, I get my butler, “chuckles”, to do it for me.
:)
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:13
#16,272
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:29
#16,273
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Hello:) I just needed the cash.
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:35
#16,274
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
lolol :D
Do you have a uniform and a tea towel over your arm?
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:36
#16,275
Taunty Dan wrote:
Divers wrote:
Hello:) I just needed the cash.
CHUCKLES!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU??? NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS OR CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!! BAAAD BUTLER!!!
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:38
#16,276
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
lolol :D
Do you have a uniform and a tea towel over your arm?
Well Dan seems to insist on no top and hotpants as a uniform but I do have a tea towel.
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:38
#16,277
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
CHUCKLES!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU??? NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS OR CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!! BAAAD BUTLER!!!
Sorry sir I will go outside and put a second coat of wax on your robin reliant:(
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:39
#16,278
Taunty Dan wrote:
I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN!!!!!
and don’t tell folk abot the robin reliant! i always get away with “vintage car”, they don’t need details!!
:D
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:42
#16,279
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Divers wrote:
Well Dan seems to insist on no top and hotpants as a uniform but I do have a tea towel.
LMAO! :D
Should you be calling him Dan? ;)
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:44
#16,280
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN!!!!!
and don’t tell folk abot the robin reliant! i always get away with “vintage car”, they don’t need details!!
:D
Yes sir and i have cleaned from top to bottom your council fla…Mansion sir and dinner will be served when i let domin…the chef know. *scuffles off swearing under breath*
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:45
#16,281
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:47
#16,282
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Well that was a failure, wasn’t it? :(
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:48
#16,283
Taunty Dan wrote:
Divers wrote:
Yes sir and i have cleaned from top to bottom your council fla…Mansion sir and dinner will be served when i let domin…the chef know. *scuffles off swearing under breath*
*shakes fist at chuckles’s general direction and grits teeth*
I’m sorry you had to see that Mrs H, how terribly rude.
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:49
#16,284
marja (sinner) wrote:
if we give him something to wear, is he freed from being a houseslave (like in harry potter)
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:50
#16,285
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
I’m sorry you had to see that Mrs H, how terribly rude.
The attitude or the hotpants? :D
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:51
#16,286
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
marja wrote:
if we give him something to wear, is he freed from being a houseslave (like in harry potter)
Don’t free him, he’s enjoying himself!! ;)
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:52
#16,287
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Don’t free him, he’s enjoying himself!! ;)
No i’m not it’s embarassing watching him walking round the council estate with a top hat and cane going into the dog and flick knife for a sherry, i fear for my life everytime we leave the house.
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:57
#16,288
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
The attitude or the hotpants? :D
the attitude!!
I make no apologies for the hotpants, i designed them myself! I think they’re rather fetching, right down to the sequinned Chuckles motif in the crotch area.
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 15:57
#16,289
Taunty Dan wrote:
Divers wrote:
No i’m not it’s embarassing watching him walking round the council estate with a top hat and cane going into the dog and flick knife for a sherry, i fear for my life everytime we leave the house.
oh, oh, NOW the truth comes out, eh? EH??
well fine, cos i don’t NEED you anymore!! I can wirte my onw psots form now on! yuore FRIED!!
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 16:01
#16,290
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
erm, well i, er… *breaks into a sweat*, erm…
who sent you??!!!!
Chuckles!! escort this woman off the premises at once!
Chuckles?
CHUCKLES!!!
*Realises he’s just fired chuckles*
oh…bollocks
Posted on Thu, 9 February 2006 at 16:04