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Started by Divers (Simon)

I know we have had a Therapy? one but I don’t know about a general one.

For years I thought the song Rocket Queen by GNR had the words

“plastic boggy eyes” in the song, but it was actually “pass before these eyes”:)

Posted on Wed, 22 February 2006 at 18:04

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#1

Unrequited_lad wrote:

When it first came out (I was 6, bear in mind), I thought ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis went ‘And maybe you’re gonna be the one in Sainsbury’s’…

Posted on Wed, 22 February 2006 at 18:07

#2

viking_pooh wrote:

i used to think the lyrics to The Box by Snot went “the influnetial people at porn shows” where it actually goes “The influence cuts deeper than mom knows”

Posted on Wed, 22 February 2006 at 23:22

#3

buffalo-boy wrote:

I thought ‘Calling to wake her’ on the REM song was ‘Only in Jamaica’!!

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 08:18

#4

buffalo-boy wrote:

Oh, and Master of Puppets by Metallica right before the solo comes in he shouts “Face me!” but its been buried in the mix and hard to decipher. I thought he shouted “Masturbate!”

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 08:19

#5

deadsetgav wrote:

In Metallicas ‘Wherever I May Roam’ there is a line that says “And my ties are severed clean”

I head “And my times with salad cream”

I dont know why…

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 08:32

#6

buffalo-boy wrote:

I bet you imagine Het creamed from head to foot in the stuff!! :D

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 09:56

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:

Oh, and Master of Puppets by Metallica right before the solo comes in he shouts “Face me!” but its been buried in the mix and hard to decipher. I thought he shouted “Masturbate!”

There was an interview with the bloke from anthrax and he mentions that line.

“Charlie Benante (ANTHRAX):

“We had been good friends with the ‘TALLICA cats for a few years, and we knew they would follow up ‘Lightning’ with a killer record. I remember hearing some songs and thinking the guitar sound was ‘the greatest tone I ever heard.’ It was massive! And it wasn’t even mixed. We did the European tour with them, and we had a blast. I remember just hanging every day and just being buds. My favorite memory was going for breakfast with Kirk and Cliff and talking about this, that and the other thing. I couldn’t make out what Jaymz said right before the lead kicks in on ‘Master of Puppets’ — he yells something, but I just couldn’t understand it. I asked Kirk and Cliff, and they just stared in amazement. You need to remember that it was early and our brains weren’t working so well, and after a long pause Cliff says in a deadpan delivery, ‘Ummmm, pancakes?’ I think we all spit our coffee out. You had to be there. So for the rest of the tour when that part would come up, we would always make eye contact with Cliff and he would always mouth the word ‘pancakes.’ We later did ask Jaymz what he said. ‘Fix me’ was the line… I like ‘pancakes’ better. Cliff Burton rules!”

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 10:24

#8

buffalo-boy wrote:

Wow, thats cool! I really must listen to more Anthrax. Which is the best of their new albums? Volume 8 is s’posed to be good and they have a song called Safe Home - not sure what album its on but i love it! I want more!

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 11:19

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

all their albums rule! Safe home was on “We Have Come For You All” my personal fav is “stomp442” or there is the album of john bush doing joey songs called “greater of two evils” which is fantastic.

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 11:23

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buffalo-boy wrote:

I might get We Have Come For You All. Are they getting Bush back or did they just sack him? I thought he looked and sounded way cooler than Joey anyway

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 11:44

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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:

Parabola by tool

” This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality ”

I Heard

” this body holding me reminds me of my unborn children “

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 22:53

#12

Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:

Enter Sandman by metallica

” Dream of war, dream of liars, dream of dragon fire and of baked apple pie ”

Listen to the black album version and you will hear it :D

Posted on Fri, 24 February 2006 at 22:54

#13

buffalo-boy wrote:

Oh no! Im gonna sing that every time now! :)

Posted on Mon, 27 February 2006 at 08:35

#14

Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

Squall wrote:

Enter Sandman by metallica

” Dream of war, dream of liars, dream of dragon fire and of baked apple pie ”

Listen to the black album version and you will hear it :D

Haha. Holy crap, I never noticed that before, that’s unreal!

It’s true, I’ll be singing that too.

EDIT: and that was me listening to the S&M version.

Posted on Mon, 27 February 2006 at 08:59

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joseph? wrote:

“i’m just sippin on camomile” gwen stefanni

I heard
” i’m just sipping on camel meal”

does taste nice though.

Posted on Tue, 28 February 2006 at 11:20

#16

Dennis wrote:

“You’re beautiful…it’s true”

James Blunt

I Heard:

“I am a girlie-voiced cunt who needs to fuck right out of here cos I have outstayed my 5 minutes of fame already and who’s fucking buying this bollocks anyway?!”

What can I say, I am crap at deciphering lyrics…:eek:

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 13:44

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Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

Dennis wrote:

“You’re beautiful…it’s true”

James Blunt

I Heard:

“I am a girlie-voiced cunt who needs to fuck right out of here cos I have outstayed my 5 minutes of fame already and who’s fucking buying this bollocks anyway?!”

What can I say, I am crap at deciphering lyrics…:eek:

Close enough though. :D

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 14:59

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joseph? wrote:

Yeh, I heard the same.

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 17:08

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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:

Metallica - am i evil?

As i watched my mother die i lost my head

I thought it was

as i watch my mother cry she gave me head.

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 17:10

#20

Dennis wrote:

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

Metallica - am i evil?

As i watched my mother die i lost my head

I thought it was

as i watch my mother cry she gave me head.

You need to see a shrink, sonny Jim!

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 17:13

#21

Jess wrote:

Alternative Ulster - Furry Lobster

So Lonely (The police)- Sue Lawley

Still sing em like that they sound better :D

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 17:14

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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:

Jess wrote:

Alternative Ulster - Furry Lobster

So Lonely (The police)- Sue Lawley

Still sing em like that they sound better :D

hehe, next time im out and hear alternative ulster playing il stand up and start singing about furry lobster’s on the streets of belfast, that will get me some perfectly normal looks.

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 17:15

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Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

Pantera - Cemetery gates

I hear: Revlon, Revlon, is this a conspiracy”

It’s supposed to be:

“Reverend reverend is this some conspiracy?”

I’d have no idea why they’d think a hair product company had a conspiracy going on, but there ya go. :D

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 17:25

#24

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:

thats phill anselmo more obsessed with hair than rock.

Posted on Wed, 1 March 2006 at 19:37

#25

FNYANKEZ wrote:

Hendrix “‘scuse me while I kiss this guy!”

Posted on Wed, 8 March 2006 at 01:35

#26

Taunty Dan wrote:

Tubthumper wrote:

Pantera - Cemetery gates

I hear: Revlon, Revlon, is this a conspiracy”

It’s supposed to be:

“Reverend reverend is this some conspiracy?”

I’d have no idea why they’d think a hair product company had a conspiracy going on, but there ya go. :D

LMAO :D :D :D

If anyone remembers that Macy Gray song “I try” theres a line in the chorus that goes “my world crumbles when you are not here” But i always, and still to this day, thought it was “i wore goggles when you were not here”. Like some kind of secret fetish.

Posted on Wed, 8 March 2006 at 11:44

#27

tgE wrote:

right - this nearly started a punch up last nite. what are the lyrics to sting’s englishman in new york. i was adamant (still am) that it’s “i’m an alien, i’m a legal alien, i’m an englishbastard in new york”. they were sayin it’s illegal alien. i pointed out that they wouldn’t be an illegal alien, and the fact there isn’t enough syllables in the damn thing. thoughts…

Posted on Wed, 8 March 2006 at 16:34

#28

Taunty Dan wrote:

tgE wrote:

right - this nearly started a punch up last nite. what are the lyrics to sting’s englishman in new york. i was adamant (still am) that it’s “i’m an alien, i’m a legal alien, i’m an englishbastard in new york”. they were sayin it’s illegal alien. i pointed out that they wouldn’t be an illegal alien, and the fact there isn’t enough syllables in the damn thing. thoughts…

i thought it was “i’m a legal alien”. Although, to be fair, it could just as easily be “i’m a bit of a cunt for splitting up the Police and repaying my fans with this utter UTTER shite for 20 year or more”.

You hear what you wanna hear.

Posted on Wed, 8 March 2006 at 16:37

#29

Mr Anna wrote:

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

thats phill anselmo more obsessed with hair than rock.

Phil is the man!!

All i ever wanted, all i ever needed is heeeere in my arse. (depeche mode)

Posted on Wed, 8 March 2006 at 21:28

#30

Divers (Simon) wrote:

on the pantera thing, it’s not quite a misheard lyric but when i saw ‘tallica in 93 I remember fucking hostile being played over the P.A and most of the crowd singing.

“AAAAAAAAARRRRRRWWWWW FLUFFY TOYSSSSSS!!!”

made me laugh..but i was only 13:rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 8 March 2006 at 21:35

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