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#17,611

Dennis wrote:

I am the Ghost of Dennis, I come to regale you with tales from the Other Side (no, not ITV, you dimwits)…

I have seen what lies beyond the nougat, pig’s blood and the gnashing teeth of the hounds.. (and that is a real waste of pig’s blood, by the way. A Black Country lad like meself doesn’t like to see ideal Black Pudding ingredients go to waste - we don’t get to eat more than once a month as it is, without throwing good food away…)

Woooooooo hoooooooo…(and other spooky noises)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:41

#17,612

Jess wrote:

Gav’s stuck in Leeds in my new car, i’ve told him to come and see you for a brew :)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:45

#17,613

Taunty Dan wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I am the Ghost of Dennis, I come to regale you with tales from the Other Side (no, not ITV, you dimwits)…

I have seen what lies beyond the nougat, pig’s blood and the gnashing teeth of the hounds.. (and that is a real waste of pig’s blood, by the way. A Black Country lad like meself doesn’t like to see ideal Black Pudding ingredients go to waste - we don’t get to eat more than once a month as it is, without throwing good food away…)

Woooooooo hoooooooo…(and other spooky noises)

Ooh, does this mean Bandykoot need a guitarist?? :D

Sorry if i’m coming across as heartless, but you gotta grab these opportunites while you can. And, y’know, i AM heartless. :)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:45

#17,614

Dennis wrote:

If you ever see Lisa2712 on here again, ask her if they need a new guitarist, cos she comes to see us most gigs - I bet she says something like “YES DAMMIT, GET RID OF DENNIS QUICK!”

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:47

#17,615

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

omg my town is crawling with armed police and helicopters, the radio station wont say whats goin on im scared.

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:47

#17,616

Taunty Dan wrote:

Dennis wrote:

If you ever see Lisa2712 on here again, ask her if they need a new guitarist, cos she comes to see us most gigs - I bet she says something like “YES DAMMIT, GET RID OF DENNIS QUICK!”

do you guys ever play lichfield or Cannock? I think i may have seen you advertised locally…

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:49

#17,617

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Hi Dan, Hi G.O.D. :)

@ Dan - Stop moaning and put your sack cloth back on! You could have finished darning that cardi if you weren’t busy talking on other threads.

:D (get it? - other threads)

@ god (not to be confused with Gav *Hails Gav with the special religious symbol that is used when mentioning His name * Ok. In future I will send you the pig’s blood, but you should know that there really is no other way to persuade dobermans to eat lavender flavoured nougat.

40 minutes and I’m off to the pub :D

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:50

#17,618

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Jess wrote:

Gav’s stuck in Leeds in my new car, i’ve told him to come and see you for a brew :)

:eek: where is he?

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:51

#17,619

lisa2712 wrote:

Hi. Dennis not in bandykoot it just wouldn’t be the same!

The play around cannock alot

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:52

#17,620

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Hi Dan, Hi G.O.D. :)

@ Dan - Stop moaning and put your sack cloth back on! You could have finished darning that cardi if you weren’t busy talking on other threads.

:D (get it? - other threads)

*hastily grabs knitting needles and knits up the gap where sides have split* :D

Pub?? Everyones going to the pub except me!! I’m going to Tesco so ner.

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:52

#17,621

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

omg my town is crawling with armed police and helicopters, the radio station wont say whats goin on im scared.

In Wales? Maybe a sheep has escaped? :p

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:54

#17,622

Dennis wrote:

Cannock? Yes, quite a bit, actually.

We play both the Henhouse and The Bridge in Hednesford, and occasionally the LA Rock Cafe in Cannock itself.

Lichfield, not really.

We get a lot of gigs up in Leicestershire, they seem to like their 70’s Rock up there. Not that I’m saying East Midlanders are stuck in a time warp, or owt…

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:55

#17,623

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

In Wales? Maybe a sheep has escaped? :p

LOL :D

*quickly reknits the hole knitted up 2 minutes ago*

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:58

#17,624

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

Pub?? I’m going to Tesco so ner.

If you open the tins in the aisles and throw them down your neck you could have all the fun of being at the pub, but at Tesco’s low low prices :)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:58

#17,625

Taunty Dan wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Cannock? Yes, quite a bit, actually.

We play both the Henhouse and The Bridge in Hednesford, and occasionally the LA Rock Cafe in Cannock itself.

Lichfield, not really.

We get a lot of gigs up in Leicestershire, they seem to like their 70’s Rock up there. Not that I’m saying East Midlanders are stuck in a time warp, or owt…

i go to the rock cafe quite often, i fcuking love that pub.
The Henhouse i haven’t been to in years, mind.

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:59

#17,626

Dennis wrote:

Ah, but has a sheep escaped, or has it been rustled for cheap wool, eh?

And I can only thing of TWO WoMbles who would need cheap wool for their knitting…

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:59

#17,627

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

its bad theres police everywhere, im really really scared plus i cant go to wolies cus its blocked off :mad:

something major is going down

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:59

#17,628

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

LOL :D

*quickly reknits the hole knitted up 2 minutes ago*

:)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 15:59

#17,629

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

If you open the tins in the aisles and throw them down your neck you could have all the fun of being at the pub, but at Tesco’s low low prices :)

well, “every little helps”, eh? :)

tescos own brand lager with the blue “Value” bars and a picture of a pint on the side, thats the way to go.

Anyhoo, i’m off folks.

TTFN

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:01

#17,630

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

its bad theres police everywhere, im really really scared

Aww

*gives g_w a cuddle*

It’ll be fine. Just stay indoors and turn the stereo or the TV up a bit. Honestly, it will just be some nutter shouting his mouth off and nothing for you to stress about. really truly. :)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:02

#17,631

Dennis wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

i go to the rock cafe quite often, i fcuking love that pub.
The Henhouse i haven’t been to in years, mind.

LA Rock Cafe is ace, agreed!
DJ plays some great stuff. What’s his name, Johnny the Biscuit or summat saft?

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:02

#17,632

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

TTFN

bye. Have a good weekend :)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:03

#17,633

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Aww

*gives g_w a cuddle*

It’ll be fine. Just stay indoors and turn the stereo or the TV up a bit. Honestly, it will just be some nutter shouting his mouth off and nothing for you to stress about. really truly. :)

you better be right, i might be all brave and venture downtown again in a minute, i need to get to woolies for sweeties and the new postman pat dvd

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:03

#17,634

lisa2712 wrote:

Dennis wrote:

LA Rock Cafe is ace, agreed!
DJ plays some great stuff. What’s his name, Johnny the Biscuit or summat saft?

Isn’t jaffa biscuit cuz you got confused ( which makes a change) at the last gig

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:04

#17,635

Dennis wrote:

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

you better be right, i might be all brave and venture downtown again in a minute, i need to get to woolies for sweeties and the new postman pat dvd

:D

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:04

#17,636

Dennis wrote:

lisa2712 wrote:

Isn’t jaffa biscuit cuz you got confused ( which makes a change) at the last gig

I got confused cos Den kept on about a dressing room and then got his trousers off in the cellar

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:06

#17,637

Jess wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

:eek: where is he?

Dunno, on the motorway in Leeds somewhere

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:06

#17,638

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

i need to get to woolies for sweeties and the new postman pat dvd

:D

Stay put. They might be American and end up firing all over the bloody shop. You can go to Woollies tomorrow :)

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:09

#17,639

lisa2712 wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I got confused cos Den kept on about a dressing room and then got his trousers off in the cellar

And what were you 2 doing down the cellar together?

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:09

#17,640

Dennis wrote:

Wasn’t just me, there were 5 of us down there…Um, this isn’t helping my case, is it?

Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 16:10

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