#17,671
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Well the day has finially come, after starting here only 18months ago as a Newbie i have fitted in with you all and have been taken to your hearts as you have to mine (apart from the people i don’t know). Half of my time on here you were all going to bed as i was waking up, and as you were waking up i was drunkenly posting:)
I would like to thank unemployment and my brothers wireless connection for getting me where i am today. I would like to think that i have posted some words of wisedom though my time here but that would be a lie. I have talked mainly shit for most of it, and given lots of bad jokes. My Time as top poster may be short, but i want you all to have fun and enjoy your time on here. Chin Chin
*lifts glass*
*falls over and goes to sleep*
Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 21:02
#17,672
White Psycho wrote:
18 months…ahhh such a long time ago since I’d been here that long. Makes me feel like a right old fart and I’m only 20!
Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 21:09
#17,673
Fordonian wrote:
*falls over glass*
Hooray!! :D
Posted on Fri, 3 March 2006 at 21:11
#17,674
mr self destruct wrote:
Divers wrote:
Well the day has finially come, after starting here only 18months ago as a Newbie i have fitted in with you all and have been taken to your hearts as you have to mine (apart from the people i don’t know). Half of my time on here you were all going to bed as i was waking up, and as you were waking up i was drunkenly posting:)
I would like to thank unemployment and my brothers wireless connection for getting me where i am today. I would like to think that i have posted some words of wisedom though my time here but that would be a lie. I have talked mainly shit for most of it, and given lots of bad jokes. My Time as top poster may be short, but i want you all to have fun and enjoy your time on here. Chin Chin
*lifts glass*
*falls over and goes to sleep*
Hooray!
*raises glass of orange juice and tokes spliff*
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 01:22
#17,675
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Comgratulations Divers :) Partly on becoming the top poster and partly for the “if they can’t stick it on the fridge they don’t care” which I think is amongst your finest lines yet :D I’m sorry i wasn’t here to see you crowned, Heysatan smacked a drumstick in my temple whilst trying to do a roll and drink whisky and I must have passed out.
Hi Sam :)
*vomits and crawls out of the kitchen*
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 11:16
#17,676
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 12:03
#17,677
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I have decided that washing machines are too dull and to be made a bit more rock. So here is my design for the Angus Young signature spin dryer
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 12:08
#17,678
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 12:10
#17,679
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:05
#17,680
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:11
#17,681
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:15
#17,682
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Are you allergic to wheat? ;)
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:16
#17,683
Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:16
#17,684
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:17
#17,685
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Are you allergic to wheat? ;)
Oh, you and your accursed puns…
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:17
#17,686
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Oh, you and your accursed puns…
:D
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:18
#17,687
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Oh wow, Divers overtook Allroy, huh?
So that means that, according to gimmebackmybrainsaw’s theory, he has the smallest penis here. He’s in for a towel-whipping…
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:21
#17,688
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:26
#17,689
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
You too eh? It must be infectious!! :eek:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:27
#17,690
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Oh wow, Divers overtook Allroy, huh?
So that means that, according to gimmebackmybrainsaw’s theory, he has the smallest penis here. He’s in for a towel-whipping…
According to g_w George Bush “must be doing something right” :D
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:27
#17,691
Unrequited_lad wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
That’s the bugger :D
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:28
#17,692
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
No, you’re thinking of Noel Coward :)
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:28
#17,693
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
According to g_w George Bush “must be doing something right” :D
Point taken. Divers must be hung like Michael Hutchence, then.
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:28
#17,694
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Hasn’t he been dead for about 3 years? :S
edit: And no - I don’t mean Divers! :p
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:29
#17,695
mr self destruct wrote:
I think allroy will return and reclaim his crown at some point.
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:31
#17,696
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
No, you’re thinking of Noel Coward :)
Charming…
Michael Hutchence died in 1997, I think.
Please don’t tell me I have to explain the ‘hung’ reference :rolleyes:
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:31
#17,697
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
1997? :eek: Shit - it seems like 5 minutes ago!
No you don’t have to explain it now. Very clever :)
@Sam - Divers reckoned he would come back last night whilst we were doing the countdown! :D
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:36
#17,698
Unrequited_lad wrote:
I should have said Ian Curtis… but the difference is I like Joy Division and not INXS :p
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:39
#17,699
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Bloody hell! You have a smattering of taste. Most unexpected in a Morrisey fan :D
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:40
#17,700
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Unrequited_lad wrote:
Michael Hutchence died in 1997, I think.
Actually I think you’re right - I think it was the same year that Paula Yates found out Hughie Green was her dad! :D
Posted on Sat, 4 March 2006 at 18:42
