#1
MarkoJii (Ukko Perkele) wrote:
You can hear a small snippet of the song “Hard Rock Hallelujah” here, it kicks ass and Finland will win the contest like we have so many times before… Wait a minute, Finland has never won the contest. :D
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 17:38
#2
Nitro wrote:
I wanna be a Finnish citizen!
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 18:18
#3
Nitro wrote:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 18:48
#4
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Who the feck is this Daz bloke? I thought we were having that Javine bird from Popstars? *confused*
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 20:37
#5
30seconds wrote:
That was Last year! *duh* :p
No, this time we have a dodgy old bloke(Daz) singing about bad teachers. And he wears cheap denim…
Oh, and he has many teeth missing.
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:04
#6
mr self destruct wrote:
Why are you losers talking about Eurovision? :rolleyes:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:05
#7
soul doubt (an) wrote:
30seconds wrote:
Oh, and he has many teeth missing.
oh, can he plonounce all his lylics than? :D
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:07
#8
30seconds wrote:
soul doubt wrote:
oh, can he plonounce all his lylics than? :D
Just. He’s from manchester, and he tries to rap in a cockney/american accent. Dodgy.
It’s entertaing though, even if the British public did vote him in as a piss take!
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:10
#9
soul doubt (an) wrote:
I don’t know who’s representing my country (Belgium)… but it won’t be much better I’m affraid
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:14
#10
30seconds wrote:
will the lyrics be better?
Now hear this
“What did you learn at school today?”
That’s what the teachers used to say
But they don’t know
Don’t understand, do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying “Just be nice, always think twice”
When it’s been a long since they had a teenage life
“What did you learn at school today?”
That’s what the teachers used to say
But they don’t know
Don’t understand, do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying “Just be nice, always think twice”
When it’s been a long time since they had a teenage life
Dwelling on the past, from back when I was young
Thinking of my school days and trying to write this song
Classroom schemes and dreams
Man they couldn’t save me
Cos my days were numbered when I signed down on Avy
Teenage kicks running out what could we do
I still show respect to my boys who made it through
And getting told off Mr T how my life would be
Then giving him a signal
So everyone could see
Sunshine and shade
Those girls I’d serenade
Thinking of those sixth form chicks that misbehave
Hoping that those days would go on and on forever
Every day something new
Just friends running together
But suddenly school ends
Your teenage life gone
All your mates are growing up now
They’re moving on
And now I’m looking back
I’ll tell you what I know
Do you listen to your teacher?
No I don’t think so
“What did you learn at school today?”
That’s what the teachers used to say
But they don’t know
Don’t understand
Do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying “Just be nice, always think twice”
When it’s been a long time since they had a teenage life
Now if you treat the kids fine, together they will shine
Ooh ooh ooh shine
And if you give the kids time, they won’t do the crime
Won’t do the crime
Now my bad old ways
Were during my school days
Messing on those grade A’s
My life is just a haze
I’m going through the struggle
Five ten and kicking back
So I could lock my flow
Lace it up now on the track
Oh yeh I felt the pain
Whilst chasing all the fame
I’m being told I’m nothing
Just a player in the game
But now I walk tall
Stand proud for you to see
I’m driving these fast cars
It’s five stars for me
“What did you learn at school today?”
That’s what the teachers used to say
But they don’t know
Don’t understand, do they?
Why do they always give advice
Saying “Just be nice, always think twice”
When it’s been a long since they had a teenage life
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:15
#11
soul doubt (an) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:18
#12
30seconds wrote:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 21:18
#13
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:10
#14
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
30seconds wrote:
That was Last year! *duh* :p
A year has passed?! Oh well. Did she win? I don’t really watch TV. Obviously :s
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:16
#15
30seconds wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
A year has passed?! Oh well. Did she win? I don’t really watch TV. Obviously :s
No, because in the Eurovision final she decided not to flash her boobs, like in the ‘making you mind up’ show. Silly girl. That would have won it for us :(
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:18
#16
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Curses.
Does the Daz bloke have man-chebs to improve our chances?
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:20
#17
30seconds wrote:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:22
#18
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Jeezy creezy - what in the blue hell is up with that? I might have to watch this year, I’d like to know what Wogan has to say about all this :D
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:25
#19
30seconds wrote:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:29
#20
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
“Forbidden
You don’t have permission to access /bands/images/lordi.jpg on this server.”
- I guess I’m stuck with Daz!!
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:31
#21
30seconds wrote:
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:34
#22
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Noooooooooooooooooooo?! For real?! Fuck it, they’ve got my vote :D
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:35
#23
30seconds wrote:
Close up picture, for the full horror.
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:37
#24
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Argh! :eek: Thanks for that, just before I turn the light out and go to sleep. Wibble. :s
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:48
#25
30seconds wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Argh! :eek: Thanks for that, just before I turn the light out and go to sleep. Wibble. :s
Do ya reckon thats their real faces?
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:50
#26
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Well, if they’re not their real faces that means that they must have killed those beasties and skinned them to make the masks… which makes them even more scary… *runs*
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:51
#27
30seconds wrote:
Thats exactly why I don’t intend to visit Finland…
Posted on Sat, 11 March 2006 at 22:52
#28
MarkoJii (Ukko Perkele) wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Why are you losers talking about Eurovision? :rolleyes:
Just to annoy you… ;)
30seconds wrote:
Do ya reckon thats their real faces?
Yes they are. Every Finn looks like that because there is only 5 million inhabitants here plus the cold weather makes your skin look like that as we have to wrestle with polarbears while on way to work… :D
No, really Lordi himself said that they are going to be in trouble as they have to perform in Athens at summer and those costumes and maskes are heavy and unbreathable. It can be really interesting…
Posted on Sun, 12 March 2006 at 14:42
#29
sonofjaguare wrote:
Posted on Mon, 13 March 2006 at 02:53
#30
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
I heard the Lordi song it’s alrite for a eurovision entry and the lead singer fancies himself as a bit of a Rob Halford(Judas Priest singer if you didn’t know who he is buy any Priest album right now) with his high pitched screaming every 20 seconds and swinging an axe around over his head.
Posted on Tue, 14 March 2006 at 15:42
